There’s a big problem with the Nintendo Switch eShop, and today I decided to get to the bottom of it. This video is over a year in the making, but a lot of these weird games and shady tactics are still happening today – If anything, they’re even worse now than they were when I found the games in this video. With the Switch 2 coming out soon, will these types of games follow us to the new console, or will Nintendo finally put their foot down and make sure all of the games are the same level of quality as Mario, Zelda, Kirby or Pokemon?
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Music Used (In Order):
Courtroom Lounge ~ Neverending Overture – Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Questioning ~ Moderato 2007 – Apollo Justice Ace Attorney Music
Luke Atmey ~ I Just Want Love – Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Coconut Mall – Mario Kart Wii
Mole Patrol – Donkey Kong Country Returns
Better Luck Next Time! – Mario Kart Wii
Tres Bien -Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Telling the Truth 2007 – Apollo Justice Ace Attorney
Astral Observatory – The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask
Critical Health – Pokémon Black & White
Beep Block Skyway – Super Mario 3D World
Four Seasons (Winter) – Vivaldi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBSP75pr2bg)
Investigation ~ Opening 2004 – Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Toad’s Factory – Mario Kart Wii
Larry Butz ~ When Something Smells, It’s Usually Me – Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Fight Against a Somewhat Stronger Monster – Super Mario RPG (2023)
Overworld (Fuzzy) – Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
Creative Exercise – Mario Paint
Professor Sycamore’s Theme – Pokémon X & Y
Pig Riding – Tearaway Unfolded
Charge – Wii Play
Welcome to Pi’illo Blimport – Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
Wii Moonview Highway (City) – Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Jellyfish Fields – Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
Tough Guy Alert! – Mario & Luigi Bowser’s Inside Story
Low Goal Results – Mario Kart Wii
Investigation ~ Middle 2004 – Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Air Armada II – Rivals of Aether 2
Yodeling in Meadow Hill (Hidden Retreat) – Tekken 6
Battle! Elite Four – Pokémon Black & White
Rooftop Run Act 2 – Sonic Generations
Gnome Way Out – Cuphead
Double Down – Sonic Lost World
Mushroom Gorge – Mario Kart Wii
Toads Turnpike (restored by Cloou) – Mario Kart 64 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAtGcUE9JXU)
Hurry Scurry – Super Mario Party Jamboree
Botanic Panic – Cuphead
1812 Overture (Finale) – Tchaikovsky
Battle! (Trainer) – Pokémon Diamond & Pearl
Able Sisters – Animal Crossing New Leaf
Mask DeMasque ~ Please Listen! – Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Get Enuf – Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Boarder 70 – Ollie King
Toxic (midi by Estouls MIDI Studio) – Britney Spears (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVxz2Hzv2s)
Courtroom Lounge ~ Neverending Overture – Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations
Mount Wario – Mario Kart 8
Skyscraper Scamper (Day) – Sonic Unleashed
DK Pass – Mario Kart DS
Shovel Knight Medley – Rivals of Aether
Fleet Glide Galaxy – Super Mario Galaxy 2
Yoshi’s Island – Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Title Screen – Angry Birds
Miror B’s Retro Groove – Pokémon Colosseum
Delfino Plaza – Super Mario Sunshine
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I remember buying Drifting w/ Maxwell Cat the game for shits and laughs.
2:18 Paying 100 dollars for a Golden triple A clock is insane ngl 😂
This man is not forklift certified, smh
i have pooplers on my switch its lowkey fun but it is trying a little hard to be funny…
11:36 As a musician, this section was absolutely hilarious.
Great. Now I need to find maxwell skateboarding it looks so bad it's good
ASMR slising is a free Mobile game I've played
Am I crazy or is he in capable of pronouncing the letter D
USED TO LOVE ASMR SLICING WHEN I WAS YOUNG OMG. CORE MEMORY.
The Lawnmower Games are literally the spiritual sequels to Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing
Lots of trash but Crypt of the Serpent King is an awesome game.
I once found a game called (if I’m remembering correctly) Superheroes: Legend Of New Horizons, and the entire damn game is just AI art
What does it actually take to put a game on the EShop? I know on mobile all stores you gotta do things like apply as a member and pay a fee for your app to stay up or something, but what about other stores like on consoles?
This is an incredible video
6:52 Oh, I'll stuff your eggplant, if you know what I mean
The beat at 9:45 sounds like some beat in the spore city/space stage when editing the city anthem
I don't know how all these mobile games are just popping up there. What kind of a deal did Nintendo make with mobile games
Battle calculator looks fun af actually
the eShop really just needs to eStop
At about 14:06 I suddenly realized this is the same house asset used in house party and now I can't stop laughing
22:40 With Staircar, you're gonna get some hop-ons 😅
The Mom Simulator is obviously purgatory for people who believe all women should be stay at home mom's
Why it has to be Polsih studio?😭
this reminds me of the abysmal state of the AU playstation store (there are so many cheap ass games that you would play fora minute and regret wasting 2 dollars AND they are always on sale)
there's like 100 shovelware titles listed at 99% off like all the time what are you talking about
16:40 Breaking: Mother goes insane after a week of doing chores. She hallucinates that there is nothing around her house, turns on all faucets except one to flood her house, and locks herself in the shed.
There needs to be an option to filter crap from the eshop.
Thanks for roasting these games, as I've wasted many hours sifting through the eShop. It's EXHAUSTING looking for good games on the eShop when there's SO much junk. It's also very peculiar how they get away with it from Nintendo, a company that looks out for families. It's like the wild west, where it shouldn't be! Kinda reminds me of how China is super strict, but somehow has a lot of sketchy street markets.
I bought the gold clock for free because it was 99% off and I had some switch gift card credits left so i told all my friends I bought it for $100
The Maxwell cat has been available for a year at least, i played it
Someone alert John Wolfe that there is another crappy indie game using the HQ Residential House asset from Unity.
i hadn't actually gone in the eShop much until about a year ago, and was genuinely surprised when i saw how much garbage there was. for christmas i had wanted a specific game but since you can't just buy someone a game as a gift (which also baffles me) i asked for a gift card that would cover the game, and then it was actually on sale when i went to buy it with the gift card. this meant i was left with a few extra dollars to go nuts with. i filtered for the cheapest games just to see what i could find, and obviously i was not expecting a complete masterpiece for $2, but i was still shocked by how much of it just felt straight up scammy or like shit that should be a free mobile game from 15 years ago
Glad to see they shut down the Wii and ds e shops for this 🤗 (honestly Sadge)
You know you've turned into a social media gen z bot when you frequently use "tbh ngl" in real life. But hey, I like the content.
8:54 lol not even the right painting
22:10 basically just ai crypto zoo
Microsoft's store is also being invaded by AI slop
The Healthy Recipes “game” reminded me of something on the DS. It’s a cartridge that has like 100 public domain books on it. Can’t remember the title of it off the top of my head, but I swear it’s real.
this guy speaks in uppercase lol
20:49 that sound familiar
I bought a picross game on sale on the eshop. The 1st community puzzle I solved was the "N" world… After a few days, the game became completely unplayable and never loads when I open it
The amount of AI slop on the eShop is depressing, and honestly scary
the only $0-2 games on the switch i trust on sales (or not) are crossword/sudoku games lol
What levels of… perfect games eShop is full of! And yet they declined my developer licence!
Battle Calculator had to be inspired by that Gumball episode.
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