This video is my first impressions and review of Elden Ring. I am now single. There is no time for anything else. Elden Ring over my wife, and I’d do it again.
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Your making what to but this game I've never played any of these games before but it looks to good to miss
This game will beat you down but once you get to grips with everything, it’s definitely worth it
https://youtu.be/NLdZ8Zex1cw watch this it will help you
LOL All jokes aside can really improve prostate, or crohns, or intestinal diseases, or help repair your body, by completely cutting out gluten.
This guy couldn't get hard if he snorted the bottle of blue pills. Let's be serious. It's why he's 50 and has a cod channel.
Why not play in 4K surely it will look better than 1440p thus game hard as
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Tutorial 👍
I been playing souls games for years and I've always wanted my boy eight thoughts to play dark souls, so it puts a smile on my face to see this, fuck call of dodo 💩
Bro, there was a tutorial section in the beginning. You had to jump off the cliff by the sitting ghost in the cave.
Daddy 8 also chose confessor like me since we both tell the truth <3
Look up how to get to sleeping dragon and kill it for 74k runes
Loved the outro copying thunder 😂😂😂
Well I did not know it was satire bt I do know it is a tradition that Canadians hold dear to change their minds.
Get the 5950x. Get it for around 500 now
No joke, Elden Ring is trash, I would never play it in a million years. I totally hate these type of games.
I don't like these kinds of games cus im not a soy drinker who dodges and runs away I only rush b with p90 dont stop
A tip (😉) from a new-ish player , Bloodborne not dark souls but . Let go and give in to the mechanics . Patience and resist spamming . The game punishes .. hold on , Destoys you for taking that one extra shot that then leaves you exposed.
I prefer Psaki's ring
Hey Nancy 👋 👋 I'm single right now 😘😘😎
Two things first your weight load is too heavy that’s why when you dodge roll it’s super slow. Second It looks like you’re going for a strength and dexterity build which are the two stats you should focus on when leveling up stamina increases obviously your stamina and your weight load capacity. If you want to do some magic then intelligence and mind stats need to be upgraded. You should when your way up to stormveil castle which is straight and then left if your facing from spawn
My entire 2 weeks playing elden ring has been like this. Boot up the game spend 2 hours farming runes then 2 hours watching videos on where to go and what to do next then hopefully a few hours gaming b4 having to go back to watching more informational videos on YouTube ffs I don't know which ones the toughest grind levelling up or watching so many videos 🤔 😭😭
All the people who got mad at you last video are 💯 not gonna watch this video
Try to do loads of searching in the central map and then via caves, catacombes, churches, chests etc whilst unlocking as many sites of graces as possible leading you to find new maps that opens the central map up more, you will find better weapons, golden seeds & sacred tears for more flasks going that route, in the meanwhile just work on vigor, mind, and endurance, and slowly level up strength and dexterity to upgrade the better weapons you find, easier days after that no ocho pensamientos.
I know this is satire, and will get clicks based on the title…But I sure did lmao
Early game just put points into vigor and upgrade your weapon.
Upgrade your crimson tears not eight thoughts!!!
Funny how people everyone's playing Elden ring thinking that there's nothing to play beside warzone lmaoo sure bud
COD players aren't real gamers
I love the fact that they don't point you in the direction to go that is what is truly open world about the game you just run around and explore and play like you want to play and you have to figure things out on your own which is a challenge in and of itself aside from the battles that are challenging as well. I get not getting Pointed in the direction you need to go but that would be a linear experience and that ain't what they wanted for the game. 9/10 game IMO.
I love this game too
You sound almost just like Adam from SomethingElseYT! Secondary channel maybe?
Roll to their right side when they strike wit their spears to take them down quicker
Nice she single yaya let's go
the game's mistake was to not include a questlog.
Im struggling playing Elex 2 sod Elden ring to OP for this old man
I just got the max damage giant legendary horse cock sworrrrrrrrd !! (wobble wobble) !! Haha all jokes aside it is a great game
Never got into a souls like game before this. Absolutely fell in love with it.
Find bloodhound fang if you can beat that dude and level it up with somber smithing stones.
Nice, but dark souls 1 is still better
Jackie Chan is apart of the CCP F that guy. Also……
LETS GO BRANDON!!! #LFG
Caca bro… elden ring is for dorks
If you wanna know where to go and you just wanna do the mainline story get a bonfire look at the map and there’s these roots that come out of the bonfire spots it’ll lead you in the general direction where to go
Go every where in the first area and level up before you go deep in castle and north.
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This game is so much more fun than Vangaurd. Ive been on the COD wagon forever but I'm having way more fun playing something else
the best advice i can give you…roll keep rolling and get good. armor will help with damage reduction. depending on your playstyle putting points into perks helps a lot. you dont need to double wield if you have enough points into strength so theres that. mages build will need more arcane points for magicand sword based builds will need more points into intellect and strength. even maxed out the game is supposed to be tough. some times you buils the character and for one boss you smoke them cuz you built your character as their weakness…other times its the opposite. there is no build that one shots everything just get gud at rolloing and dodging.
Nice p.c specs😎
I understand it was a joke, but like the souls Community is like the most aggressive community I’ve ever seen, I mean like just pvp alone can tell you that
Mounted combat vs the giants and most enemies is the balls.