I bought the BIGGEST ship in Star Citizen!



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25 thoughts on “I bought the BIGGEST ship in Star Citizen!”

  1. 41:22 holy crap, the perspective was so weird at first , I thought you were crouching or the hanger was smaller or something, it looked kinda biggish freighter size: but then you ran up to it and, jeez, what a f’ng chonker!

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  2. whats up with the guns in this game? the red dot is moving all over the place and your shots dont line up with your laser at all. looks wack

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