Humans don't duck & Wait, you've been recording us this whole time? | 2298

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https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/17udzg0/wait_youve_been_recording_us_this_whole_time/

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00:00 Intro
00:07 Humans don’t duck by JohnGaldt
06:02 Wait, you’ve been recording us this whole time? by drifty241

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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don’t always put a positive spin on humanshumanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.

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36 thoughts on “Humans don't duck & Wait, you've been recording us this whole time? | 2298”

  11. They thought a battle lead by Alexander the Great was "the largest battle the galaxy had ever seen? Huh…those ancient battles are fairly small by modern standards. also love the description of earth animals.

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  18. You take the fight to the enemy and make him give ground and retreat.

    I want a copy of "Attack of the Elephants"!
    Charlie should have asked for residuals for those thousands of years of entertainment we provided.

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  20. "well, at least we've managed to come in peace, rather than some of the various scenarios we've drummed up ourselves where we decimate a superior interstellar force. I, for one, am glad that this – while seen as more along the lines of a comical wound to human pride – won't be resulting in your own people being given one-way tickets to the arena we rule"

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  21. "well, at least we've managed to come in peace, rather than some of the various scenarios we've drummed up ourselves where we decimate a superior interstellar force. I, for one, am glad that this – while seen as more along the lines of a comical wound to human pride – won't be resulting in your own people being given one-way tickets to the arena we rule"

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  28. The first story is an example of the dumbassry of the British.
    Winston Churchill was famously quoted as saying "There is no point in ducking, the bullet is already past you"
    And Thomas Pakenham, the 5th Earl of Longford was quoted as saying "Don't bother ducking, the men don't like it, and it doesn't do any good." in regards to how an officer should behave in combat….shortly before he died in the next battle.
    Basically the dumbass British were teaching young officers to not take cover from enemy fire as if they were still fighting with swords and lining up in musket lines all the way up until the beginning of World War II.
    This story is meant to be inspirational, but it is in fact the opposite and teaches that you should in fact, duck and cover at some point.

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