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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don’t always put a positive spin on humanshumanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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"A miniaturized, DOMESTICATED, well behaved Black Hole"
"as light and matter try to run away from it, run away from the machines of humanity"
I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
There is no problem that cannot be solved with liberal application of firepower. If it doesn't solve the problem, you aren't using enough.
I don't think people can really appreciate just how fu king terrifying a GRAVITY ACCELERATE GUN is.
You are talking about accelerating mass past the speed of light utilizing a singularity. Theoretically, that would be even more destructive than just firing a black hole and Letting it decay into a gamma radiation bomb. Think of the flashes infinit mass punch, as a gun.
I was apart of a group called the 43, this amuses me greatly.
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Hidden Reinforcements and a black hole gun. Sounds about right.
Okay I can’t tell if this WW2 like of combat. Also, wasn’t D-Day in the 19th century? Not the 20th?…I could be wrong.
I wanna know what the Schrodinger's cats ammo is…
Ah, yes there is always a bigger bang hidden away for later use.
Uncoordinated planetary landing?
infantry units only?
no air support, naval support, tanks or artillery?
why do I get the feeling I'm about to witness Klendathu?
At 36:18; with the question and the answer at 36:26 I was expecting to hear a description of a battleship, maybe in the next episode, but this "Battlecruiser" was more than sufficient (they should have gotten their heads down).
When the space rabbits realize the humans half @$$ stuff
OH MY GOD I WAS LAUGHING MY HAD OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No way in 'H-E-double-toothpicks' would I want to get hit with a Schrodinger's cat!! Hellno!
That should be a series lol that was awesome
I like Captain Ember.~
What's truly astonishing is how much this actually sounds like what it would actually go like
I am just sitting here, laughing, and imagining the pillows getting stolen to cushion the tanks
Orbital drops of tanks sounds…. amazing.
"Wait, you have bigger ones?!"
Of course, how else do you one-shot an entire star system?
What's with this weird obsession with having all the high ranking military officials being women in these stories?
Ahh…flashbacks to my military days. Good times.
The worst part about that speech in the beginning… I can see someone actually yelling it at their soldiers… And some poor alien smuck who just happened to have been sent.
Oh and "Wait you have bigger ones…" Is what she said. I'm a grown ass child and I don't care.
38:46 "physical form of a Fuck you "
I'm dead. That it. You killed me.
That was friggin awesome
Maxim 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
Of course we have bigger ones.
Operation cruel lamp lol
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
This story is SO TRUE. Politicians should stay the Fuck out of all military operations. And it should be legal for our enlisted to file class action lawsuits against Any Asshole that causes a total Fuster Cluck.
The little Brion's memoirs would take the galaxy by storm, as it was the first widely published non-classified account of humanity's battle prowess by a well-known species. Many commenters would decry its validity, but only until the Space Moth survivors swore up and down that it was exactly as they remembered.
The memoirs name didn't help at first: "Insane Space Apes: My Time With the Warnauts"
This was great, thanks for the story & narration!
For the algorithm!
This was fricken HILARIOUS.
STAR DESTROYER
the ship is a star destroyer
For the algorithm
Yes apes like big guns xeno
If I thought marines could actually write, this is what I would assume they would have wrote.
I'd have preferred them says yes we hate em. But nobody messes with them but us.
Ah yes, a gravity cannon. The answer to the question "can you weaponize the Higg's boson?"
One hell of a crazy story. But those tankers did steal pillows and what they did is Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations.
For the Algorithm the story and the voice