“And another thing, Snorri. Invest in Bugman’s Ale stocks as soon as you can, he’s going to take off.”
“Many thanks, strange temporal traveller.”
“OH HOLY SIGMAR, WHEN WILL YOU ASCEND TO THE HEAVENS AND SMITE THE FORCES OF CHAOS??”
“idk man I just want to punch norscans”
Meme by the good people at Gold Vein Inn Beardposting:
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoldVeinInn/
First song:
Dwarves of Orzamar from Dragon Age Origins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j6nfiZd1FQ
Second song:
Human by Roachford (originally by Rag’n’Bone Man)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eaxmM-VQQk
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Real Orzammar hours here.
Eldar with a time machine:
Because Dawi are best, that's why
Seems about right!
*Slann with a time machine:* Oh Great Old Ones, masters of all, why did you engage in an eternal quest to get milk when the Polar Gates fell?
*Old Ones:* We will tell you, but first the Great Plan requires us to procure some of this milk you mentioned. We will return momentarily.
*Skaven with a time machine*: Hehehe, yes-yes, go-run this way. It is not-not a trap so I can take lead-command.
*The same Skaven, but from the past*: Not sure if I can trust-trust you, you go lead-first.
Snorri would check on Malekith and see if he had been influenced by Morathi.
So that he will get rid of her and free his bro from her control.
Sigmar would definitely use the Time Machine to go to the future and see how The Empire is doing under Karl Franz's leadership.
He and Karl can have an Epic Bro Team Up Together.
I posted this meme on a warhammer fantasy group of mine and one said: "Obviously false, Malekith never betrayed the dwarves. Grombingdal went and saved him in the End Times series."
And then i laughed at his face and called him a moron. Only reaction to such a stupid statement.
"Vlad you need to kill Manfred and save the world from age of Sigmar!"
Yeah Sigma I don't know why these people worship him 🙄
Orc: "Oi ya git! I'z you from da fyu-cha! I'z gunna krump ya so'z I kan 'av TWO of me favrit choppa!"
Other Orc: "No'f I'z krump ya foist!"
Ravage me with your blessed body.
There is a reason why Sigmar replaced half-brained skinheads with murder boners for anything magical; with Magic Imbue superhero soldier badasses.
Storm cast over Watrior priests
Daddy Sigmar's long and hard Ghal Maraz 🥵😱🤤😳
You have slandered Bardin's high quality voice with this (also high quality) Umgakpost. That's a groodging.
I love it! Thank ye for bringing me meme to life!
the first music was from dragon age wasnt it
2 things, make sure to warn the dwarves and have them kill Malekith with high elves (thus saving both empires). While also going back and make the Mortuary Cult revive Settra before Nagash was born
Time travel always ruins a good lore established thing
Truly based
Total War Warhammer meme with Dragon Age Orzammar music hah good one
Dont do my boi Saltzpyre dirty like that. He is an innocent little witch hunter.
Jesus is the Son of God,,,
Maybe someone should have gone back to when Malekith jumped into the flames of Asuryan and, idk, kept him pressed there with a pole or something, until he was nice and toasty(ier).
Malekith with a time machine: STOP, don't step in that fire. It's not worth it. This is the future that awaits you.
Past Malekith: That armor looks sweet, you say I get that when I prove I'm Pheonix King? Let's do thi-IT BUUUUUURNS
Vlad with a time machine: Hello, me. Shall we make this the most romantic night of Isabella's life?
Past Vlad: I was just thinking what a shame it is that no matter how hard I try, I can only love her 100%.
Mazdamundi with a time machine: Kroak. Bounce me on your lap again.
Kroak: I'm already back to where you came from. Ask me then.
Mazda: …the future? But you're dead.
Kroak: Nah. I left a note to remind me to be here to see you.
Mazda: …from the future?
Kroak: Actually the past. Last time, you were way more upset about something. Maybe it was Dwarves? I think the last time you were this calm, Malal was still canon, and I think Pygmies were a thing.
Mazda: I… think I shouldn't be hearing this.
Kroak: You get used to it. Well, I guess you don't. I have. See ya next time! Kick Mannfred in the balls for me!
Teheneuin with a time machine: Sotek? Sooootek? Is he further back?
Sooooootek!
Ikit with a time machine: If I acquire-steal warpstone, leave warpstone on table for week, go back, get warpstone, go back, get warpstone again, go back, get more warpstone, back, get, back, get, back get, week is up, put all warpstone on table-desk, wait week, back, get, back, get, ba–
The resulting explosion left a crater the size of the Badlands in the area around where Skavenblight definitely wasn't.
Karl Franz with a time machine:
Past Karl: Summon the elect– oh, they're all here. How fortunate.
Grimgor with a time machine: I smashed 'dis box. 'Dis is borin'
Seeing Bardin in this meme is like a dream come true.
Victor has a leather jacket and on the back is the words “Sigmar’s Simps”
proceeds to blast diggy hole and heave ho for rock and stone throughout the fortress