Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store.
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this is my favourite episode because miles accidentally hung up on the first person and then proceeded to call back the wrong person
i love seeing you promote products for parents now that youβre a dad π₯Ί we stan Hatch. congratulations!!
Ok but Kittens is soooo freakin cool and stunnin and kinda looks like Dua, so I think youβre heading in the right direction Miles π
Lol!! What Is Going On W/ This Pod?!?! 23:37
As a former Jimmy John's employee, now dating her former GM for almost three years (LOL), I am really LOVING the JJ's shirt
That mix up call had me dead πππ
That is not kittens that is a human woman. You lie.
Plant girl is iconic π Great episode as always!
Plant guy sounds so hot. Why is everything about him hot? I donβt understand. I got heart palpitations from a man I have never met.
Miles finds the best guest hosts β€never a miss always a fun and free environment
officially adding tthis podcast to my Spotify line up
Best episode to showcase how PERFECT Miles is…..absolutely didn't miss a beat with the wrong call back. π
Congratulations on hitting 50 episodes! Itβs now hitting me that Iβve watched and rewatched almost all the episodes 2-3 times now for almost 150 hours. It literally FLIES BYπ₯³πππΌ
Miles, the Sake Bomb reference sent me on a nostalgia spiral. Do you 'member South Square when it was still a mall?
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Im 40 and still dont have my life together. π€·ββοΈ
Hellofresh taught me half my menu π I love that they walk you step by step through cooking stuff.
10/10 would recommend
Wow I didn't know who Kittens was before this episode but now I think I'm gonna go check it out π₯Ή i know it's pride, but it was so nice to hear Miles talk about like identity, gender or otherwise, so casually. then to be thrown into this wonderfully chaotic episode was A+. Once again, I aspire to be this perfect π€
yes that a normal christian texas business behavior! There rich white business dude are fucking wild dude. My last job I worked as an admin for a systems integration co and it was operated in an old church building. The CEO was shady af, trumper, a ?hypnotherapist on the side? and was clearing seeing his ?mistress? after hours in his office…he had a wife and 2 young daughters at the time. He was a fucking nightmare to work with, used the little psychology knowledge he had to manipulate and fuck with his workers. The engineers were all fresh outta college, I had worked an office job prior so I explained how his shit was not normal and to get the fuck outta there. So fucking demeaning towards the engineers during zoom meetings with….our one client >_> They were certainly committing tax fraud and my job interview made it appear to be a larger company than it was, it was very small, more of a work out of a garage type company. I'm happy to say none of my co workers at the time work there anymore, we have all left and found NORMAL jobs. But yeah the arrogance and shady shit down here is willllllllllld Miles
The only correct answer to "Who do you wanna be when you grow up?" is "My generation's Ira Glass."
"…communion with crackers from HEB." This sent me!!! The drama in that home building office is insane
i am dying at the wedding single people announcement by sarah. absolutely genius!
Love a good whoreticulture.
I want to be Guy Fieri when I grow up.
Sue for a toxic work environment
As always, PP releases are keeping me back from the ledge right now.
Miles using the loop restart as a crutch to get through the get real is so top tier
Hearing that intro music just automatically makes my day better. Thanks for all you do Miles π
Only entry level bisexuals enjoy coffee, hardcore bisexuals despise the sheeple masses for their conditioned acceptance of caffeine addiction portrayed as a quirky artisan hobby
Also not me thinking miles was referring to himself as dj kitten in the intro
I just turned 30 2 days ago and have been having a super hard time accepting that my life isnβt how I want it to be yet and that itβs okay. I really appreciated the reminder of all the people whose life didnβt start taking off until after 30 π₯Ήπ«Άπ» Thank you π€
DID YOU MISS THE FIRST CALLER BURPING LIKE YOU, MILES?! ππ» ππ» ππ»
omg Kittens is soooo beautiful π
Truly astonished at the amount of poly ppl already in relationships that call in, like bruh i cant even pull a single person how do they do it?? π
Wow i really thought it was like the surprise for the 50th episode to have dua lipa come on as a guest hahahah
Laughing for 10 mins about "breadsticks entering the pasta fagiole" because it's so ridiculous
Miles, never put that on a loop! A third of what makes it such an amazing bit is you having to continually push it amidst the heavy convo. Absolutely love it. The Get Real segment is my favorite part of the show. Love the rest, but really love the Get Real concept and execution.
you canβt fart scare a gay person during pride month man cβmon
kittens is such a lovely person, ty for always bringing in such rad people for us all to learn from <3
listened to this episode 3 whole times on accident while greened out. 10/10
Grocery store girl will literally starve to death now lol
I dont know if miles ever wants to get tattoos, but if him and Sarah don't get some sort of monkey eating a bag of chips or other snacks, wasted opportunity π ππ
Can we get a tea sesh? I would love Rainey and miles breaking down internet drama⦠Colleen Ballinger thoooo
I couldn't find the highlights channel link, I had to go through your Twitter. Throw the link in the description!!
Bring Kittens back ππΌ
Miles your podcast and trypod are my favorite things to look forward to weekly! I love the positive vibes that surround you and the content you release! Love your merch and can not wait to see the channel grow!
the ultimate chaotic good episode
All routine about how this podcast goes just fell out of Miles' head π