How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens) | Perfect Person Ep. 50



Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store.

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48 thoughts on “How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens) | Perfect Person Ep. 50”

  1. Congratulations on hitting 50 episodes! It’s now hitting me that I’ve watched and rewatched almost all the episodes 2-3 times now for almost 150 hours. It literally FLIES BYπŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸ‘πŸΌ

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  3. Wow I didn't know who Kittens was before this episode but now I think I'm gonna go check it out πŸ₯Ή i know it's pride, but it was so nice to hear Miles talk about like identity, gender or otherwise, so casually. then to be thrown into this wonderfully chaotic episode was A+. Once again, I aspire to be this perfect 😀

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  4. yes that a normal christian texas business behavior! There rich white business dude are fucking wild dude. My last job I worked as an admin for a systems integration co and it was operated in an old church building. The CEO was shady af, trumper, a ?hypnotherapist on the side? and was clearing seeing his ?mistress? after hours in his office…he had a wife and 2 young daughters at the time. He was a fucking nightmare to work with, used the little psychology knowledge he had to manipulate and fuck with his workers. The engineers were all fresh outta college, I had worked an office job prior so I explained how his shit was not normal and to get the fuck outta there. So fucking demeaning towards the engineers during zoom meetings with….our one client >_> They were certainly committing tax fraud and my job interview made it appear to be a larger company than it was, it was very small, more of a work out of a garage type company. I'm happy to say none of my co workers at the time work there anymore, we have all left and found NORMAL jobs. But yeah the arrogance and shady shit down here is willllllllllld Miles

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  5. Only entry level bisexuals enjoy coffee, hardcore bisexuals despise the sheeple masses for their conditioned acceptance of caffeine addiction portrayed as a quirky artisan hobby

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  6. I just turned 30 2 days ago and have been having a super hard time accepting that my life isn’t how I want it to be yet and that it’s okay. I really appreciated the reminder of all the people whose life didn’t start taking off until after 30 πŸ₯ΉπŸ«ΆπŸ» Thank you 🀍

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  7. Miles, never put that on a loop! A third of what makes it such an amazing bit is you having to continually push it amidst the heavy convo. Absolutely love it. The Get Real segment is my favorite part of the show. Love the rest, but really love the Get Real concept and execution.

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  8. I dont know if miles ever wants to get tattoos, but if him and Sarah don't get some sort of monkey eating a bag of chips or other snacks, wasted opportunity πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  9. Miles your podcast and trypod are my favorite things to look forward to weekly! I love the positive vibes that surround you and the content you release! Love your merch and can not wait to see the channel grow!

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