Mike and Jay narrow down some of the worst rated films of 2023 and pick one to watch. It’s called Snow Falls and its something someone made that takes place in a large cabin house. Digital snowflakes fall on snowflakes as they gets cold in the film and can’t handle basic survival skills or something and they just get too cold because of the film’s premise. Someone made a movie and wanted you to watch this movie cause the trailer makes the movie look like it could be fun. It kind of looks like a movie you’ve seen before. Young people in a cabin and things happen but in this film nothing really happen. It gets cold and they can’t leave the cabin, but they really can. I guess the roads are out but no one ever show me that. Why not drive away from cold house? Why not? No one liked this film, but Mike and Jay may talk about it for longer than anyone on Earth. Why did they? Why review this when them could review newer better or more populated films? When? Why nots go to the movie theater and watch newer movies? Corovid-19 isn’t no longer a danger to them? Whys they afraid of movies? Popcorn pigs? Nacho slurpers? Loud stinkers? Yes. People in movie theater smell of B.O. Jay leave theater to go home and cry. Mike stay in theater and cry there. Loud popcorn piggies wipe boogers on their Captain America t-shirts. wipe off popcorn grease on their sicko blue jeans. if they play Snow Falls in moopie theater then people would leave after they ate their nachos and pizza and popcorn and chicken wings and slurped their 900 oz sodas and threw their trash and chicken bones all over the floor for others to clean.
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Oh no that train derailment might end up like the movie they’re describing at the end.
lol All the zombies who gave their ID to Youtube. Just get off your fascist mobile devices and use a PC was an ad blocker.
Director: Ok, so I got this great idea for a horror movie! A bunch of kids go to a cabin in the woods and they–
Producer: Get attacked by demonic forces?
Director: No…
Producer: Hunted one by one by a slasher?
Director: No… They just freeze to death!
Producer: That's never been done before… BRILLIANT!
Check out Infinity Pool
2022" Bodies! Bodies! Bodies!
2023: Boring. Boring. Boring.
This didn’t remind mike of Star Trek ?
why is this on iron pineapple's steam dumpster diving playlist?
As soon as I saw the trailer I immediately thought to myself “this is such a local University of Utah film student idea where the technical work is good but the writing and ideas are awful” and as soon as Mike said the director was from Utah I drove 15 mins from my apartment in Salt Lake to the campus and blew it up so it’s short film spawn can never hurt all of you like it’s hurt us ever again. Imagine Dragons are next.
This looks like a Black Tanktop movie it’s just Colton is Young and actually an actor so you don’t notice as much
"Show?"
WHERES THE AVATAR 2 REVIEW COME ON PLINKETT
we don't know what's in the snow hey hey, ho ho
They could’ve burned all the treated wood and gone crazy. Then cabin fever with insomnia
Zoomers are terminally boring
In each of the establishing shots of the cabin exterior the snowman should change, but very subtly. You’d almost just miss it.
Half on the Bag and Best of the Worst worlds colliding
Mike's A24 trailer violin noise is so on point I can't even
about the snowy scenes that look overly compressed – it happens when the compression algorithm can't handle all of the random tiny objects flying through the whole picture, Tom Scott has an amazing video on it
Is it possible that they got Patrick Fabian through this Cameo website where you can get a short cellphone video from a moderately famous actor for something like $200?
Hopefully the writer sees this video and uses the "contaminated snow" idea to justify all the characters acting like idiots
Wow. The end bit with the A24 trailer leading into Mike's script. I was crying.
Goddammit now I need to rewatch Cabin Fever. I didn't realize how much I missed pancake kid until now.
As a young person, I do make stir fry. False.
I can't stop laughing because of Mike's violins (or whatever that is supposed to be) sample from the modern trrailers ! 🙂 🙂 🙂
The video description is a real gem
Everyone lost their minds and died from a couple inches of snow.
Snow Falls must take place in February 2021 Texas
Bad old movies are way more better than bad new movies!
There already exists a movie about elderly people hanging out after getting stranded in the woods, it's called The Company of Strangers and it's actually really good for a Canadian film. Very quiet and introspective without any two-faced murder pilots though.
Mikes A24 trailer music mocking is fucking hilarious.
When are you gonna talk about Picard season 3? I hear its amazing!
Of course Mike's alternative plot is 80 minutes of terrorizing the eldlerly.
"He's from Utah" well that explains the prudishness.
I saw Jay drinkin' a Miller Highlife at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
If you think this is bad? I can’t wait for you to see the ‘Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey’ – it was a schlocky horror mess.
God damn it, I love "Fuck You, It's Janurary" was hoping it would return one year lol
You can tell Jay doesn't watch Better Call Saul, because he says he's in a bunch of episodes and not he's a character in the show
I know rationally that this is a stupid movie but as someone from a warm climate, I get where they’re coming from
Person who lived in Utah for 43 years here, southern Utah is actually the warm part, but up north in the SLC area, it frequently gets to single digits in the nights and morning. This guy just can't write a movie.
Mike reminds me more and more of my 70 year old half-insane father with each passing episode.
"We don't know what's in the snow" would be a great tagline for a zombie movie set on Mount Everest
why is this in iron pinapples souls like playlist
Movies are trash anymore with a unicorn every so often.
I am surprised though when I watch RLM the amount of videos in their background seems to fluctuant from time to time. Have they been cleaning up their old tapes from BotW series? An I still would like to see Mike and Rich talk about DS9 if their hearts are still in it lol.
at 43:54, jay reminds us that he grew up fabulously wealthy, in the home alone house.
For the A24 trailer sound effects don’t forget the single violin plucks
These hack frauds can't even say f*ck anymore. Sad.
Mike as the scientifically literate gentleman he is should know not to slander nuclear plants like that.
Violin sting