I just watched that Godzilla x Kong and although I enjoyed the last 180 seconds I wish I had spent the first hour carefully picking my bum hole with fork instead… script felt like it was written by a 14 year old who had too much caffeine…. whatever demographic this is popular with has to be under 9 years of age or severe ADHD the generic lacklustre is surprisingly basic and indicative of linguistic and intelligent decline…. these monster verse Hollywood films seem to be getting worse and worse; I mean at least the first one was serious… that's toho Studios Godzilla – 1 is how a Godzilla movie should be made and frankly makes this one a childish messy embarrassment…
How do you forget a movie where Kong snipes an ape with a rock, uses a baby as a flail, Godzilla turns all pink and shit, Godzilla and Kong destroy the pyramids, Kong gets suplexed, Kong rides Godzilla into battle, and the four main monsters fight in zero gravity
hollywood nowaday just throw all budget into VFX and let AI write the plot, so no-brainers audience can "oh..wow.." then forget everything after that btw, i immediately know the result in of the 3rd wish xD
So weโre not going to give praise to a movie that Godzilla suplexes King Kong and then King Kong uses a baby Kong as a fucking baseball bat beating other kongs. I mean this movie was AWESOME!!! Highly recommend seeing it in IMAX 3d as well. Hell even the human moments were very emotional. As a father I teared up towards the end. These YouTube critics point out problems that DO NOT matter in movies.
All these monster verse fans in the comments act as if this movie canโt be criticized just because they personally enjoy these forgettable movies and use the pretentious "itโs just a giant dumb monster flick lol" argument
I will say, the complete lack of any political or social messaging (propaganda) was absolutely appreciated. A genuine breath of fresh air to be able to just kick back and enjoy the cheesy, campy monster action
I'm sure all the Godzilla and Kong Kong fans probably loved this. I appreciate they did ram some ridiculous hidden agenda or messaging in the movie…..sorta like how movies used to be!
So we got Ghostbusters Frozen Empire and Kong x Godzilla The New Empire which is the same plot basically. What's with the Frozen plot being attached to things? How many more of these are we gonna get this year? This is what is considered creativity, just mashing Frozen into other movie plots now. Sad.
Wow, you sound like one of those people who would bash the heck and hate the Showa-era Godzilla movies, like Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla, Godzilla 2000, Godzilla Final Wars or something like that, just because lots of Uber cool action is bad or monsters just fighting is bad for some reason.
Or would you praise those movies solely because they used actors in costumes around pre-built scaled city sets for most of the monsters as opposed to CGI?
I hate how people just accept bad writing and the like when you can have a dumb fun movie that's actually written well. If the burger you get is undercooked, you aren't gonna say "oh well I just wanted to eat"
I grew up watching the Bay Transformers movies, I remember all of them and will forever and I'll forever love them.
I didn't even know there was a first Godzilla vs Kong movie and won't care about anything about them either and probably will forget that they exist in another week.
Godzilla minus one proved that you can have good writing in a monster movie. The writing was so lazy that it made this movie funny to me. If you look at it like a comedy and are high, drunk, or have the brain of a child, this movie is decent
Looking at all the messages just tells me why us Americans keep supporting trash ass movies while the Japanese present better quality movies ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
I hate my generation man. Nothing, but emotionally unstable commentors trying to force toxic positivity with their hivemind. Just enjoy your mediocre movie, and let people have an opinion.
Ironic the people making the biggest fuss are those who liked this movie and are "normal fans." Also ironic how they comment on videos they blatantly dislike, yet commenting helps pushing the video in the Algorithm to more people to watch.
atleast he acknowledges the movie isnt trying to be high art
I just watched that Godzilla x Kong and although I enjoyed the last 180 seconds I wish I had spent the first hour carefully picking my bum hole with fork instead… script felt like it was written by a 14 year old who had too much caffeine…. whatever demographic this is popular with has to be under 9 years of age or severe ADHD the generic lacklustre is surprisingly basic and indicative of linguistic and intelligent decline…. these monster verse Hollywood films seem to be getting worse and worse; I mean at least the first one was serious… that's toho Studios Godzilla – 1 is how a Godzilla movie should be made and frankly makes this one a childish messy embarrassment…
the cosmic de-evolution continues…
How in the hell is it "forgettable"? You definitely have dementia cuz there's no way any normal human being is forgetting this film๐
Ice monster named Shiva, eh?
Final Fantasy intensifies
>the main antagonist for the 70th anniversary movie of the most famous movie monster of all time is King Louie
Bitch ass everyone is memeing the movie and 92% of RT audience are praising it
How do you forget a movie where Kong snipes an ape with a rock, uses a baby as a flail, Godzilla turns all pink and shit, Godzilla and Kong destroy the pyramids, Kong gets suplexed, Kong rides Godzilla into battle, and the four main monsters fight in zero gravity
Thanks for the joke, Mr. Possum…… ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
We NEED a joke at the end of every vid now.
hollywood nowaday just throw all budget into VFX and let AI write the plot, so no-brainers audience can "oh..wow.." then forget everything after that
btw, i immediately know the result in of the 3rd wish xD
So weโre not going to give praise to a movie that Godzilla suplexes King Kong and then King Kong uses a baby Kong as a fucking baseball bat beating other kongs. I mean this movie was AWESOME!!! Highly recommend seeing it in IMAX 3d as well. Hell even the human moments were very emotional. As a father I teared up towards the end. These YouTube critics point out problems that DO NOT matter in movies.
Two days after I seen the movie and I still remember it quite well!! ๐
All these monster verse fans in the comments act as if this movie canโt be criticized just because they personally enjoy these forgettable movies and use the pretentious "itโs just a giant dumb monster flick lol" argument
Rare Possum L
That joke sucked
I will say, the complete lack of any political or social messaging (propaganda) was absolutely appreciated. A genuine breath of fresh air to be able to just kick back and enjoy the cheesy, campy monster action
Went for monster fights, got monster fights. If you went for something different then watch another movie homie.
Godzilla hits a jackhammer on kong of the great pyramid of giza 10/10
I hate the way they are animated and fight, they feel way to weightless for monsters that are meant to weigh hundreds of tons
I'm sure all the Godzilla and Kong Kong fans probably loved this. I appreciate they did ram some ridiculous hidden agenda or messaging in the movie…..sorta like how movies used to be!
After Minus one this seriously just proves how shit Hollywood is. Minus one was a masterpiece and this was trash to the nth degree.
If youre someone defending this type of trash being released, youre also the problem WITH these trash hollywood "britch-breakers"
Literally him say absolutel garbage and nothing. Like what the fuck is this review :/
Unlike this shit transformers 1-3 is actually memorable and thereโs proof of that unlike this shit
So we got Ghostbusters Frozen Empire and Kong x Godzilla The New Empire which is the same plot basically. What's with the Frozen plot being attached to things? How many more of these are we gonna get this year? This is what is considered creativity, just mashing Frozen into other movie plots now. Sad.
It wasn't as good as Godzilla minus one or Godzilla King of Monsters.
Wow, you sound like one of those people who would bash the heck and hate the Showa-era Godzilla movies, like Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla, Godzilla 2000, Godzilla Final Wars or something like that, just because lots of Uber cool action is bad or monsters just fighting is bad for some reason.
Or would you praise those movies solely because they used actors in costumes around pre-built scaled city sets for most of the monsters as opposed to CGI?
Another docter skipper
HOW MANY DOCTER SKIPPERS DO WE NEED
Godzilla King of the monsters was incredible. But this movie was garbage
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That Rick and morty impersonation is bad and annoying
But the movie too
This was the mans chance to find out why the goblin turned on the stove, washing a wish like that ๐
This movie brought that joke on itself tbh
I hate how people just accept bad writing and the like when you can have a dumb fun movie that's actually written well. If the burger you get is undercooked, you aren't gonna say "oh well I just wanted to eat"
I call bullshit on you predicting the ending. The movie had so many moving parts and subplots with analogies, I was super confused watching it.
I grew up watching the Bay Transformers movies, I remember all of them and will forever and I'll forever love them.
I didn't even know there was a first Godzilla vs Kong movie and won't care about anything about them either and probably will forget that they exist in another week.
All the slackjawed opiated masses in the comments saying not to compare to g-1. Why, because its actually a good movie?
Godzilla minus one proved that you can have good writing in a monster movie. The writing was so lazy that it made this movie funny to me. If you look at it like a comedy and are high, drunk, or have the brain of a child, this movie is decent
Looking at all the messages just tells me why us Americans keep supporting trash ass movies while the Japanese present better quality movies ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
the new godzilla movies are good and all. but they lack that charm that the old godzilla movies had i watched growing up! ๐
I hate my generation man. Nothing, but emotionally unstable commentors trying to force toxic positivity with their hivemind. Just enjoy your mediocre movie, and let people have an opinion.
Ironic the people making the biggest fuss are those who liked this movie and are "normal fans." Also ironic how they comment on videos they blatantly dislike, yet commenting helps pushing the video in the Algorithm to more people to watch.
Plot twist: the genie fulfilled the man's third wish exactly as he wanted it
I watched that video 5 times but I still can't remember what that video was about.
This looks like a really awful movie! And since when was King Kong the same size as Godzilla?