Godzilla x Kong is One of Those Movies You Forget as Soon as It's Over



The Possum tells you about the new Godzilla and King Kong movie which he barely remembers just a few hours after seeing it.

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  1. I just watched that Godzilla x Kong and although I enjoyed the last 180 seconds I wish I had spent the first hour carefully picking my bum hole with fork instead… script felt like it was written by a 14 year old who had too much caffeine…. whatever demographic this is popular with has to be under 9 years of age or severe ADHD the generic lacklustre is surprisingly basic and indicative of linguistic and intelligent decline…. these monster verse Hollywood films seem to be getting worse and worse; I mean at least the first one was serious… that's toho Studios Godzilla – 1 is how a Godzilla movie should be made and frankly makes this one a childish messy embarrassment…

    the cosmic de-evolution continues…

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  2. How do you forget a movie where Kong snipes an ape with a rock, uses a baby as a flail, Godzilla turns all pink and shit, Godzilla and Kong destroy the pyramids, Kong gets suplexed, Kong rides Godzilla into battle, and the four main monsters fight in zero gravity

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  3. hollywood nowaday just throw all budget into VFX and let AI write the plot, so no-brainers audience can "oh..wow.." then forget everything after that
    btw, i immediately know the result in of the 3rd wish xD

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  4. So weโ€™re not going to give praise to a movie that Godzilla suplexes King Kong and then King Kong uses a baby Kong as a fucking baseball bat beating other kongs. I mean this movie was AWESOME!!! Highly recommend seeing it in IMAX 3d as well. Hell even the human moments were very emotional. As a father I teared up towards the end. These YouTube critics point out problems that DO NOT matter in movies.

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  5. All these monster verse fans in the comments act as if this movie canโ€™t be criticized just because they personally enjoy these forgettable movies and use the pretentious "itโ€™s just a giant dumb monster flick lol" argument

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  6. I will say, the complete lack of any political or social messaging (propaganda) was absolutely appreciated. A genuine breath of fresh air to be able to just kick back and enjoy the cheesy, campy monster action

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  7. After Minus one this seriously just proves how shit Hollywood is. Minus one was a masterpiece and this was trash to the nth degree.

    If youre someone defending this type of trash being released, youre also the problem WITH these trash hollywood "britch-breakers"

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  8. So we got Ghostbusters Frozen Empire and Kong x Godzilla The New Empire which is the same plot basically. What's with the Frozen plot being attached to things? How many more of these are we gonna get this year? This is what is considered creativity, just mashing Frozen into other movie plots now. Sad.

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  9. Wow, you sound like one of those people who would bash the heck and hate the Showa-era Godzilla movies, like Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla, Godzilla 2000, Godzilla Final Wars or something like that, just because lots of Uber cool action is bad or monsters just fighting is bad for some reason.

    Or would you praise those movies solely because they used actors in costumes around pre-built scaled city sets for most of the monsters as opposed to CGI?

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  10. I hate how people just accept bad writing and the like when you can have a dumb fun movie that's actually written well. If the burger you get is undercooked, you aren't gonna say "oh well I just wanted to eat"

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  11. I grew up watching the Bay Transformers movies, I remember all of them and will forever and I'll forever love them.

    I didn't even know there was a first Godzilla vs Kong movie and won't care about anything about them either and probably will forget that they exist in another week.

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  12. Godzilla minus one proved that you can have good writing in a monster movie. The writing was so lazy that it made this movie funny to me. If you look at it like a comedy and are high, drunk, or have the brain of a child, this movie is decent

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  13. Ironic the people making the biggest fuss are those who liked this movie and are "normal fans." Also ironic how they comment on videos they blatantly dislike, yet commenting helps pushing the video in the Algorithm to more people to watch.

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