Galactic Database Categorizes Earth as “Dont Even Think About It” | Best HFY Stories



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40 thoughts on “Galactic Database Categorizes Earth as “Dont Even Think About It” | Best HFY Stories”

  1. I look forward to the Yorpils, who thought the weather in the south terrible, finding out about the weather while training in the Yukon. I would also find their learning about igloos, dog sleds and saunas quite interesting.

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  2. Generally mate I enjoy your stories but this one was a waffle feast 🤔, I know you like to set the scene but the five minutes of waffle after the creature landed on the library planet, Was purgatory I nearly lost the will to live 🤕, Just get to the bloody point I don't need five minutes of nonsensical nonsense .

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  3. Heyyy a outro thats awesome!!! And what a dope story it really does show off the spirit of fuck around and find put when dealing witg humanity we really can create horros beyond imagination for the sake of winning..

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  4. The Rukhall should be scared shitless by. They wanted war with the humans, but the pacifist Innudellians just rounded them all up and herded them into training classes.
    Just think, if the Innudellians are horrified by what the humans do when they wage war, and you couldn't even stop the Innudellians from herding you into classrooms, do you really want to fuck with the humans?

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  5. I can't help but wonder if the best way to deal with Shudali (based on the first visual representation of him) is with a squirt bottle filled with water? To anyone who doesn't get the meaning, try giving a house cat(preferably a stray/feral one) a bath… Don't forget to wear leather gloves and a leather jacket… Trust me, you'll need them 😁.

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  6. Damn! We destroy a few moons and planets, turn some interstellar civilizations into dust, wipe out a few sapient species, and they forget about all our positive traits? Come on, that's unfair! Did we invent chili for nothing? Dodge ball? The atomic wedgie? Football (soccer) hooligans? Um… OK, fine, I'm beginning to see their point.

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  7. Man… The special agent of The Emperor of the species Himself is so afraid of punishment that he tries to make up a story to save himself.
    How a species with this level of consciousness made it past cave age?

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