Everything Wrong with the Trains in Horror Express



Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, a bad 70’s horror monster and cheap production design; What more could you want?

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0:00 Content Warning & Intro
0:38 Story
5:20 Behind the Scenes
7:32 Everything Wrong
14:32 Conclusion

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21 thoughts on “Everything Wrong with the Trains in Horror Express”

  1. Fun Fact: Spain, like Russia, uses a broad gauge of five feet. (Well five and change). Thus, using a 'spanish' locomotive as a stand in also makes sense, as the proportions of the locomotives and cars, should be roughly similar.

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  2. You should do Everything wrong with the trains in Super 8 (Baldwin S12 somehow pulls an 82 car train independently and possibly travelling above its top speed and the collision with a pickup truck causes the entire train to unrealistically derail like it's in Microsoft Train Simulator)

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  3. I actually went and watched the movie first, and had a surprisingly good time. A lot of its goofiness is in how much its aged since 1972 as well as its initial cheapness, but the concept, the monster and how its used, and a lot of the horror cinematography still really held up. Absolutely wild that it was basically The Thing on The Orient Express a full 10 years before The Thing,

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  4. The budget could have stretched to put red lights on the rear carriage rather than white ones.
    If the plot of the horror movie and Thomas the Tank Engine could be combined, it would be a fantastic film.

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  5. I just watched the movie, definitely very fun.
    Is it just me or when the train leaves the station, is the sound effect wrong? To me it sounds like it's chugging way faster than it should be for how much it's moving, and it looks like the pistons aren't even really moving at first when the sound starts

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  6. After seeing the video about the Lone Ranger I am amazed to notice that with a pence budget and a large scale model they were able to shot more effective scenes in the seventies than a million dollar production in 2013. 😉

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  7. Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do Metro Exodus or the Metro series video games in general. I love the games but the Aurora, seemingly a 4-8-8-4 tank engine with the firebox halfway up the boiler, and a cab design that would imply a structure similar to a camel-back, has always flummoxed me. That, plus the opening action sequence where an armored train ignores the notion of rails to do an aggressive sideswipe like that of two chariot racers has made me scream out at my screen "THAT IS NOT HOW TRAINS WORK!"

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  8. the one thing I will say about the uncoupling scene is that Russia used a bizarre setup where it was American style janey/buckeye couplers hard-mounted to the frame, with buffers for the draft gear. In theory you'd just have to lift the lever hard enough and they'd come open.

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  9. Train siding ending at the end of a cliff is too funny, I love the movie as well, but I guess they had to do the overkill with the crash so we could be rest assured satnn/et was dead. And I always thought the full size engine was too big for a pre ww1 engine.

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