You already know this took FOREVER. Every boss I could find in Elden Ring ranked for your amusement. Likes and shares and stuff appreciated
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You missed mogh and malenia
Did he have any of the 3 secret great rune bosses?
Side Note: The interactive map is not complete, it has maybe 80% of the locations.
I can’t wait until he finds the lord of blood and Malenia. This list is gonna get remade lol, Malenia is gonna make him scream
Been waiting for this, legendary commentary btw.
Malenia is easily the hardest in the guy, I beat all the other bosses in few tries. However Malenia took me 2 days. I never took so much time for a boss
Really cool vid, but you definitely missed many of the most interesting/challenging bosses in the game, at least 2 of them rune holders, some minor bosses, and a void alien.
Godfreys gold spirit is the easiest boss in the game besides mimic tear and Margott. Imho
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Malenia is in a league of her own, if you found Maliketh to be the hardest all I can say is good luck.
You missed two of the hardest Shardbearers in the game, Melenia and Mohg, should def go back and look for them
youre a nerd youre not funny
Damn you're missing the annoying chick
I had struggled with Runebear a bit early on in my playthrough and was feeling vindicated as the video went on since it hadn't appeared yet. Once we got a little closer to the end though and I started seeing the insane bosses I was terrified to find out if you just forgot them or if this was going to be another Rom situation
Oh god, wait till you get to malenia
As much as I have been enjoying this game, a lot of the later boss fights make me want to fight Ornstein and Smough again. Having only one specific opening to either heal or attack every major fight gets really tiring for someone who prefers 2-hand melee builds.
Find Malenia and Mohg
I feel so vindicated seeing Maliketh at the top, fuck Maliketh
I love your humor lol
Just wait till you fight Malenia, makes the others looks like a joke.
Where is Malenia, tho?
The game overall is insanely amazing I say they should either do DLC (they don't have to if anyone assumes I'm one of those more content boys) or make a elden ring 2
Hopefully this is the video that REALLY blows up
Is this not including Malenia? She’s about a couple light years clear of Elden Beast let alone the rest
You missed 2 bosses that I know of. The Lord of Blood and Melania. You need a special tear for your physicks flask to not get absolutely shit on by the Lord of Blood and his "I'll take 60% of your health and heal myself, thanks" move he does 3 times in a row. Melania is such a broken, unfair boss fight I honestly don't think they even bothered playtesting her. I tried fighting her countless times over the last 4 days and I simply can't do it. When every one of her moves deals like 90% of your health regardless of what your HP is(I tried many builds with hp ranging from 650 to 3k and the same moves did the same damage regardless, making hp useless), her run-ending move where she jumps into the air and then divebombs you for a series of 3 rapid 360 degree attacks and if you move away from her she teleports on top of you before each flurry and you can't stagger her out of it, paired with the fact that she heals every time she lands a blow, whether you blocked it or ate it makes the fight complete and utter bullshit. And that's just the first phase.
Second phase she goes all "paint me like one of your french girls" and then blooms out of a beautifully tilting flower that spreads rot everywhere and will just immediately one shot you if you're near it when it blooms. She has a move where if she hits you with it, it kills you. If she misses it, a rot geyser appears under your feet and if you don't notice it immediately it kills you. Then she occasionally decides to just hang out in the air and cast rot-infected shadowclone jutsus at you that also almost always insta-kill you if you get hit by even just one of them and you're not fully topped off and she sends 3 or 4 of them out at you each one doing a different attack. Sometimes she'll just divebomb and thrust her sword into the ground at you and do a small AoE rot explosion, other times she does the 3 flurry dash attack with extended range, enhanced with rot, is even harder to read because it's coming from the air now and(she dashes to where you are, but doesn't go down before doing it) the fact that the tell for that move looks exactly like the tell for the slam down rot explosion one makes this boss total fucking bullshit and an imbalanced nightmare. That's not even talking about the random lunging thrusts that'll definitely one shot you if you get hit in either phase, or the roundhouse kicks that leave you completely stamina drained and exposed for a grab that'll one shot you if you're not 100% hp.
Oh and to even unlock the area she's in you gotta do a stupid town puzzle that has you climbing onto rooftops to light braziers while invisible assassins roam the streets and archers are on the rooftops that do nothing but aim for your head like they're an elite U.S. Military Sniper and you're wearing a turban. They already fire 3 magic arrows each at you so you can't 100% block the damage, did they really need their shots to track to your head as well?
crystalian isnt a gimmick fight your just not using a Strike damage weapon and i can't believe at the point you where fighting Redahn you didn't know you could use great runes
This video should be trending imo
Malenia, Blade of Miquella is the most difficult imo especially of you've been using summons a lot. Basically doubles the chances for her to regain health. Then the second stage adds scarlet rot. Phew.
Yeah I got one shot at 54 by radahn, so I used Antspur rapier and rot grease to watch him die. After 109 deaths I felt it appropriate
Haha bro did not find a lot of bosses especially that chick near the end she made me go insane
I haven’t purchased elden ring (probably just won’t get it) but I still gotta see the boss ranking of course.
The other bosses you missed might take those top two spots. Nonetheless very good video, I agreed with you almost completely. Bump duo fights, those duo gargoyles can eat dirt.
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