Those rapist fucks couldn’t make it to the rap.
I stalked them all and put em in traps.
I’m Jennifer Hills and I don’t give a crap.
Cutting off dicks and sticking shot guns up your ass.
If you’re gonna rape me and tell me lies.
I’ll smear fish guts on your face and let crows peck out your eyes.
I’m gonna torture these men and listen to their cries.
Rapist pigs you gotta despise.
Gooble Gobble! Gooble Gobble!
We’re Carnival freaks and this is our space.
We’ll hunt you down, this ain’t no race.
We accept her and we embrace.
She threw her wine in my fucking face.
Try to steal our inheritance you’re out of luck.
Cleopatra is a bitch and Hercules is a shmuck.
We’re crawling around in the muck.
We’ll turn Cleopatra into a human duck.
I’m a Vampire, name’s Count Orlok.
Got buck fangs and ears like Spock.
Hutter is coming to my block.
Got my silent movie game on lock.
Shadows on the wall as I ascend the stairs.
Sleepwalking Ellen getting out of her chair.
She’s engaged to Hutter, but I don’t care.
When the sun comes up I don’t got a prayer.
They’re heeeeeeere.
I’ll haunt your house cause I’m a poltergeist.
This ain’t a social call and this isn’t a heist.
Pull your skin off in the mirror, it’s like Jesus Christ!
Carol Ann stay away from the light.
Trap you in the static of the television screen.
Making everything float and we’re fucking mean.
You’re going down just like a submarine.
I’ll haunt your ass till this house is clean.
We’re zombies and we’re gonna get you Shaun.
Pete’s dead in the shower with the water drawn.
Take a few of us out, more will spawn.
There’s a girl in the garden and one on the lawn.
Had to shoot your Mum and her head went splat.
Breaking into the Winchester and ready for combat.
Beat us in the head with a cricket bat.
You can act like a zombie cause we’ll fall for that.
You. Me. Party.
I’m a babysitter my name is Bee.
We’re gonna have a Satanic jubilee.
Fuck with Cole, come here and see.
You want your dream to come true, this book is the key.
Blew off Allison’s head with my automatic.
Jesus Christ that was so graphic!
Drove a car into your house, how problematic.
Max don’t got a shirt and he’s psychopathic.
We’re the tethered and you look just like us.
We’re dressed in red and we’re clones…discuss.
Plenty of rabbits to eat, so that’s a plus.
Fuck with us we’ll throw you under the bus.
We don’t got a soul, don’t got a heart.
We share your skills which you impart.
We’re stronger and faster than our counterpart.
Coming out from the underground so we can restart.
I’m Ginger Fitzgerald come from Bailey Downs.
Where dogs get eaten instead of sent to pounds.
Got bit by a werewolf now I turn into a hound.
I’m obsessed with death and I am profound.
Got some monkshood also known as wolfsbane.
It’s really not that hard to obtain.
Better lock me up with a fucking chain.
Lean my head on my sister Brigitte while I die in pain.
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