I see a lot of people glossing over the fact that she is a deathbed companion meaning she stays with those on death’s doorsteps, aka us… anyways back to spreading my dust everywhere.
What Rifle here doesn’t tell you because he doesn’t do his research is that hugging you gives you a debuff of -5% health till you use the blessing and lose its effect so from hugging her you lose health.
MC: Crying And then this monster just came out of nowhere and killed me and then I lost all my souls and I have to start from square ooooooneeee aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Q□Q Getting hugged
This game sucks so bad. It’s stooping so low that it’s pandering to the permavirgins who keep playing the same recycled entries with this fake mommy bullcrap.
My friends: "Don't hug the Deathbed Companion, she leeches your health." Me: "I'm gonna hug the Deathbed Companion." Friends: "But the red square…" Me: "Don't care lmao" Friends: "You're fighting Margit next! 5% could be the difference between life and death! DON'T DO IT!" Me: "HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG!"
Is Fia the girl from dark souls opening? D:
Okay, I'm gonna buy the game now.
How do you get your portion of Hp back?
The true male fantasy
Now how do you get out of this place without being murdered by the big bloody dude
a hug… is nice
girls tweet : "fucking disquisting "
I read it's -5% hp every time, maybe Fp and stamina as well. She's sucking the life out of you!
Now I know why my mom always warned me not to hug strangers.. fk. Bitch.. just want a hug!
It also brings down your health by 5% btw notice the red square icon after you hug her
Yes, It lowers HP
No, I will not stop
1:41 she permanently ate your HP from that hug.
Man I just need me a Fia.
O the internet is gonna love this.
I see a lot of people glossing over the fact that she is a deathbed companion meaning she stays with those on death’s doorsteps, aka us… anyways back to spreading my dust everywhere.
what only 5hp and you guys are complaining? trust me in the real world they suck way more HP than tht n you aint even gettin no hugs pfftt
Best Girl
What Rifle here doesn’t tell you because he doesn’t do his research is that hugging you gives you a debuff of -5% health till you use the blessing and lose its effect so from hugging her you lose health.
"MAMA, Its Over!!!! "
yeah there is allot more to this chick
I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up being a succubus in a dlc or something.
Every players most deepest desire.
So this game gives you a maiden, a mommy, and a blue 4-armed waifu?
Miyazaki's finally acknowledging the simps 😂
That famous male fantasy.
I let her hug me so I can play with her elden ring.
It also gives you the “Red Square” debuff that takes like 5 % of you life until you use the blessing and then rest ….or heal
Are there normal people or places in this game?
She wants my vigor 🤭😏😈
Your HP bar get shorter each time you get a hug
fromsoft really knows what gamers need…
a good hug
Is this the reason I lose oirtions of my total runea when I die and go receive them????
of course the pinaccle of soulsbornes will have a hug to finally heal of the trauma of the average souls player
Me: Good morals, warm hugs, caring… She's the perfect woman!
Fia: What's your thoughts on necrophelia?
Me: Mirror shattering sound effect
This healed me irl lol
After dying 30 times to Mad Tongue or whatever that pos' name is.
MC: Crying And then this monster just came out of nowhere and killed me and then I lost all my souls and I have to start from square ooooooneeee aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Q□Q Getting hugged
🥺🥺🥺
This game sucks so bad. It’s stooping so low that it’s pandering to the permavirgins who keep playing the same recycled entries with this fake mommy bullcrap.
My friends: "Don't hug the Deathbed Companion, she leeches your health."
Me: "I'm gonna hug the Deathbed Companion."
Friends: "But the red square…"
Me: "Don't care lmao"
Friends: "You're fighting Margit next! 5% could be the difference between life and death! DON'T DO IT!"
Me: "HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG!"
I will now buy your game
"Gamers literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting."
What gamers want:
Someone said she unfortunately no she gives you an std when she holds you that lowers your overall hp
Anyone know who the golden blade owner is?
:O