31 thoughts on “Elden Ring Reviews Are Paid Off Lies And You Should NOT Believe Them”
Believing that this is a 10/10 game is almost as foolish and delusional as believing IGN is a credible source of facts and news. LMAO we all know this game is a massive flop. FromSoftware saw the pre-order numbers were down so they started writing out fat checks to all the mainstream publishers in hopes that the high review scores will save this dying game and failing genre. Spoiler: it won't. But that won't stop you from buying this garbage. You're an idiot. You didn't believe in Dead Metal's message. Well you reap what you sew. Have fun spending a future in an industry that squeezes your dried up, leathery old titty for every penny they can get and then some. I won't be around for it.
Make sure you come out to my LIVE FUNERAL 2/25 9PM EST and 2/26 10AM EST you losers.
i actually like dark souls games 🙂 its kind of fun kind of RPG game to play and also love the art style its not for everyone im not a fanboy of these games or any games im more a isometric ARPG gamer to be fair.. but whatever if u hate its fine, but its not as bad as u say it is. It comes down to a matter of taste i guess.
If ign is not trusted how do you explain every other medium that gave it perfect scores let’s go elden ring aka the greatest game to ever touch the earth
LOL (Laugh out Loud) WOW! I used to like ELDEN RING AND DARK SOULS but after WATCHING this video i have finally learned the TRUTH ABOUT these games and their HORRIBLE fans!
Bandai-Namco made Elden Ring horrible. Pac-Man Museum + will be better than that pile of trash. I know Pac-Man is your second favorite arcade game. Unfortunately, I won't make it to the last live streams because I'll be going to SeaWorld San Diego two days in a row for some research but my last word is “You are my superstar.”
i wontz me some elden assring, apparently there's a hidden chest with a ring in it that puts 99 of every item in your inventory. it's so exciting to give sony a shitload of $$$ to ride a horse around hackin & slashin for a heap of hours, i wanna play as a bitch in a bikini
Believing that this is a 10/10 game is almost as foolish and delusional as believing IGN is a credible source of facts and news. LMAO we all know this game is a massive flop. FromSoftware saw the pre-order numbers were down so they started writing out fat checks to all the mainstream publishers in hopes that the high review scores will save this dying game and failing genre. Spoiler: it won't. But that won't stop you from buying this garbage. You're an idiot. You didn't believe in Dead Metal's message. Well you reap what you sew. Have fun spending a future in an industry that squeezes your dried up, leathery old titty for every penny they can get and then some. I won't be around for it.
Make sure you come out to my LIVE FUNERAL 2/25 9PM EST and 2/26 10AM EST you losers.
Is this dude satire or legit? I can go either way?
Edit: I'm dumb…I get it now. Dudes funny. But with people now-a-days you never know
I can't tell if this is satire cuz of these comments death metal will always confuse me
Ur poor kid
Can’t wait for Elden ring! 😁
eh saying ur dead ur doing a lot better than me lol
i bought elden ring and ready to play this shit let's gooo!
i actually like dark souls games 🙂 its kind of fun kind of RPG game to play and also love the art style its not for everyone im not a fanboy of these games or any games im more a isometric ARPG gamer to be fair.. but whatever if u hate its fine, but its not as bad as u say it is. It comes down to a matter of taste i guess.
lol well cya loser 😛
If ign is not trusted how do you explain every other medium that gave it perfect scores let’s go elden ring aka the greatest game to ever touch the earth
I bet you loved cyberpunk
You sound like you never got a bets code, if you did this game really upset you …hope this game makes me this mad lmmfao
LOL (Laugh out Loud) WOW! I used to like ELDEN RING AND DARK SOULS but after WATCHING this video i have finally learned the TRUTH ABOUT these games and their HORRIBLE fans!
hahaha!
Bandai-Namco made Elden Ring horrible. Pac-Man Museum + will be better than that pile of trash. I know Pac-Man is your second favorite arcade game.
Unfortunately, I won't make it to the last live streams because I'll be going to SeaWorld San Diego two days in a row for some research but my last word is “You are my superstar.”
You're not really leaving YouTube are you? Or just in character content?
Woah. I know this is satire, but this was so goddamn aggresive.
This dude is a huge tool and his channel is garbage.
That's it that's the post.
1:50 From software is out here writing Fucking checks that they Know their AAAASSSS cant cash LMAFOOO
Here goes another rant about this game again we have a chance to see how this game is let’s not hate on it yet
Wait a second your saying Zelda breath of the wild is slop wow that was a masterpiece of a game this channel and rant makes no sense dude
pog
Favorite thing about this channel is when some very….special individuals genuinely agree with the non-sense you say on purpose as a joke lol.
Uhhh
i wontz me some elden assring, apparently there's a hidden chest with a ring in it that puts 99 of every item in your inventory. it's so exciting to give sony a shitload of $$$ to ride a horse around hackin & slashin for a heap of hours, i wanna play as a bitch in a bikini
So hyped to play it!
I love how half way through this turned into an ad for your stream. I need to be there.
I dare anyone to play Eldest Souls…
At least you're not a pedophile like MichaelDoesLife.
The best part is that this time it's no sarcasm, because this game will be a COMPLETE disaster.
Eldent ring game of the year 😎