How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? Is Bridget the (less successful) Steven Crowder of chicks?
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00:00 – Introduction
1:33 – Tax The Rich
10:35 – The Current Thing
13:14 – Beyond Parody
14:37 – Sheath
16:00 – Everything Is Racist
19:26 – Weather
19:52 – WOMEN!
21:02 – Patriarchy So Crafty
21:45 – Dumpster Diving
23:05 – Breaking Bridget
24:52 – The Internet Is Glorious
26:01 – Last Episode’s Comments
27:02 – Phetasy News
29:53 – Credits
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No one looks good in this, but you took DW's bait. 50 million is a big number, but that is not his salary. That is for him to run his 25, soon to be 30 person production. It averages to be 65K per episode. Keep in mind that Crowder claims (yes it could be a lie) that the average change my mind costs 50K to produce. I get it though, to the average person, the number just makes you hyper focus on it.
Yes to topless dumpster fire!
Envy is ugly and makes you say silly things.
I've never heard anyone say anything positive about Steven Crowder. I don't understand how he could possibly have the numbers to justify 50m. That said, I don't care enough to look.
CAME for the title…stayed for the laughs
"I'm gonna show my tits… Try and cum for me, Facebook censors!"
Jesus, Bridget, this isn't how to make that $50m!
That Possum Lady "sweeping out the aura" was giving me some real Dumpster Diving vibes…
It wasn't Crowder that was using the slave word. Boreing said up and comer talent do not get the same contract and they would have to "wage slaves" until they built their brand.
Hmm I've been spelling it "choad" my whole life….
Why aren't you more popular. I talk about you to all two of my friends constantly.
You do a good job Bridget, but you are off on many levels about the Crowder deal. The 50M wasn't just for him that was for everything that his show does. You should be glad he's not caving to them, because what he ends up building could help you in the future.
I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich and think about funny, silent boobs.
16:40 Nonbinary code the geek in approve.🤣
Agree 100% regarding Crowder. Your analogy to Kaepernic was dead on. I don't understand those defending him.
BP & Sam you are THE bombs! i pledge you $50,000,000 dollars as soon as i get it. – Sam B. Fried
Stop lying. It's about censorship., not money.
Unless someone wants to start sending me a paycheck, why should I care that two multi-millionaires are fighting over which one of Them gets the best cut of the loot?
I'm just so grateful for the clarity and hilarity of this show. As a conservative I loved the opening segment on Crowder I was holding in laughs at work so I didn't sound insane cackling in my cubicle. 50 million dollars!
I support Croweder because he stands up against the contracts that make people fall in line. No amount is worth having to struggle to express yourself in a way that doesn't trigger anyone.
Roar-shark test? What's a roar-shark test?
“What’s next… in tha DUMPSTAH?!”
That was an extra saucy dive tonight. 😅
Oh yeah. You guys are totally comparable to LWC. Pro studio, 25 employees, 16 shows per month, short films, 5mil. Subs. And a cousin who cannot be revealed. Love, choad in charge, Denny. P.S. shortest show ever!
Bridget you're the best 😅 to all the Chodes out there.. 50 million dollars really
50 million ain't shit for louderwithcrowder when Tim Pool said he could easily get 100 in a few years.
$=Influence… the question is who do you want you to Influence? DW ? Lol nah they are already no different than Fox network.
Crowder doesn't need DW, his video was a warning to all the lower content creators like yours. But you all sold out already so this point is mute… only fans? 😆
Name 1 famous comedian who is fighting the libz that is not a Democrat or Bernie bro? All we have is Steven crowder…it's not simping it's our only option.
u need to raise your own army of simps to unleash on the other armies of simps. simp wars.
Are you implying you'd sell out for $50m? Shocked, shocked I say.
She said “the poors” 😂😂😂
Burnt ass butter knives was the poors dabs before dabs were dabs! Lmfao! You just locked in the fact ill now simp for you for life now! You dont know me now so its no big deal when you cash in and act all brand new like ya dont know me anymore!
Rather simp for a MILF 4LIFE!
Lmao! Better then being a simp for a chode with a chode when i am and have a chode of my own!
The Blaze or Daily Wire would be lucky to have you guys.
I don't want to be the actually guy, but ASCII code is based on binary code. I other words….. we kinda already communicate in 1s and 0s.
Why is Nancy Pelosi trying to sell me "Possum Massage Body Pillows" while nonconcentualy removing his aura?
In the Midwest lots of us "poors" have gas stoves, water heaters, and furnaces. Growing up I always thought electric stoves were for families with money. Then I got older and realized they're garbage.