Poor Phil has forgotten about doing things just for the sake of doing them, y'know like enjoing stuff lol. I've said it before but Elden Rings is definately the easiest Fromsoftware game, the wizard area he's in isn't that bad if you don't rush it.
Ahhh I love waking up to a Burnell video. DSP is the worst person on the internet and a scum bag E begging liar who makes people send him money so he can drink, play mobile games and pretend to his wife that he is a man.
I'm currently doing the tower w/ that sorcerer he was pissed about towards the end. It's absolutely doable with either magic or one hand melee. He too fast for two handed swing speed. He also runs out of magic and drinks flasks. But you'd never figure that out if you never try anything different.
If he did go to a tournament, with good competition, like tournament lvl or close, and he won. It would shut many people up about his skills. But he will never do it because he would have to interact with people…..that and he sucks.
I don't understand how ppl can STILL give him money when every stream it's the same story over and over…its literally insanity…even if u a fan of his at what point do u say"enough is enough u make 100k year and you on here every strean begging like u have no money"…
If DSP ever was good at a game, he'd get less viewers because he's boring. He knows being garbage is all he's got, he's a clown and he knows it but he has this warped ego that justifies his actions as being smart.
The Black Blade Kindred can be cheese so expect him to eventually do it.
Here's how you do it. Exit the Bestial Sanctum once you get to teleport there for Deathroot shit.
Hammer him with two or three hits, then sprint around the left side of the building on Torrent. Theres a corner to hide in there where he can't see you. Rinse and repeat.
Easy 80k runes. If you have a Gold Fowl Foot its 114k ish i believe.
This is the guy that tells people they don’t know how life works, but is constantly asking for money to pay bills two days or even the day before they’re due. Like you’re telling me you have actually zero dollars in your account?
And who would be paying for that trip to Vegas? "The Guy" is living hand to mouth, week to week and can't even pay his bills without guilt tripping the silent majority and here he is talking about how if he just so happened to be going to Vegas then he would take part in a tournament. Maybe the current Mystery Back Pain Saga will result in a week's hiatus from streaming. Hmm…
When you suck at SF every Friday and blame 'lag' it doesn't seem likely. Does he mean if he wanted to quit the gin? Nah, sobering up doesn't negate poor performance and lifestyle. Keep on coasting Phil!
Did he miscount or did he purposefully not remember he died an extra 10 times?
Poor Phil has forgotten about doing things just for the sake of doing them, y'know like enjoing stuff lol. I've said it before but Elden Rings is definately the easiest Fromsoftware game, the wizard area he's in isn't that bad if you don't rush it.
Ahhh I love waking up to a Burnell video. DSP is the worst person on the internet and a scum bag E begging liar who makes people send him money so he can drink, play mobile games and pretend to his wife that he is a man.
I'm currently doing the tower w/ that sorcerer he was pissed about towards the end. It's absolutely doable with either magic or one hand melee. He too fast for two handed swing speed. He also runs out of magic and drinks flasks. But you'd never figure that out if you never try anything different.
the only man on earth who has bills DAILY, his fans must be the most brain dead morons ever to pay this FRAUD
"I need help today with tips" Which days does he not need help with tips?
He's not over leveled wreaking everything so the game is broken
Fromsoft hates Phil because people told them to hate him….
If he did go to a tournament, with good competition, like tournament lvl or close, and he won. It would shut many people up about his skills. But he will never do it because he would have to interact with people…..that and he sucks.
Let's all give a round of applause for the street fighter community for burning the bridge for pigroach
That boss in the beginning is so mid-late game lol pigroach really is brainless. Blames the devs for his own incompetence.
Why does it look like his bottom lip and chin are caving into his face?? It’s annoying
I don't understand how ppl can STILL give him money when every stream it's the same story over and over…its literally insanity…even if u a fan of his at what point do u say"enough is enough u make 100k year and you on here every strean begging like u have no money"…
If DSP ever was good at a game, he'd get less viewers because he's boring. He knows being garbage is all he's got, he's a clown and he knows it but he has this warped ego that justifies his actions as being smart.
Phil thinking the FGC wants him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAJAJAJA
Most streamers: beat elden ring already
Dave:
🧿🐽🧿
The Black Blade Kindred can be cheese so expect him to eventually do it.
Here's how you do it. Exit the Bestial Sanctum once you get to teleport there for Deathroot shit.
Hammer him with two or three hits, then sprint around the left side of the building on Torrent. Theres a corner to hide in there where he can't see you. Rinse and repeat.
Easy 80k runes. If you have a Gold Fowl Foot its 114k ish i believe.
You're welcome
Funny how he's khanstantly dying again after his chat criticizes him for cheesing through the game because he's over-leveled.
I would just love if the fgc community just for one day hoped on and played sf2turbo while DSP is online. The salt of excuses would build mountains
Cant afford the wwe game that money is all reserved for wwe champions thats pig roaches top priority
This is the guy that tells people they don’t know how life works, but is constantly asking for money to pay bills two days or even the day before they’re due. Like you’re telling me you have actually zero dollars in your account?
All good villains believe they’re the good guy.
"It is evident that this boss has a much higher level than Dave."
Well of course Snort, Dave's stuck on level 1, isn't he?
4:12 silly piggy… don’t ya know that shellfish is bad for da gout.
And who would be paying for that trip to Vegas? "The Guy" is living hand to mouth, week to week and can't even pay his bills without guilt tripping the silent majority and here he is talking about how if he just so happened to be going to Vegas then he would take part in a tournament. Maybe the current Mystery Back Pain Saga will result in a week's hiatus from streaming. Hmm…
I've been waiting for him to hit Carian.. That place is no joke.
When you suck at SF every Friday and blame 'lag' it doesn't seem likely. Does he mean if he wanted to quit the gin? Nah, sobering up doesn't negate poor performance and lifestyle. Keep on coasting Phil!
Ahhh the memes were super on point in this one
Is he just spamming jump attacks 😂😂😂
I love how Khet’s name has devolved into simply “muh wife.”
Oh my god hes drinking jin
Gojitenks showing up at Evo just to beat Phil would be GOAT
I really want Phil to play football manager and watch him suffer
only after spamming a broken jump attack with the golden spear was he able to defeat the Dragonkin