Deathworlders Have No Natural Predators Because They Adopted Them All | HFY Story
Experience a hilarious and heartwarming science fiction story about humanity’s unique approach to dealing with dangerous creatures across the galaxy. When the Galactic Council discovers that humans have been “collecting” and befriending the universe’s most lethal species, they send Ambassador Krix’tal, a jellyfish-like alien, to investigate this peculiar phenomenon.
Follow Krix’tal’s increasingly bewildered journey as they discover Earth’s extraordinary ability to turn apex predators into beloved companions. From honey badgers serving as emotional support animals to wolverines teaching financial literacy, this story showcases humanity’s inexplicable talent for befriending anything that could kill them.
Witness the chaos that unfolds when other alien species attempt to replicate Earth’s success, leading to diplomatic incidents involving tap-dancing cassowaries and tardigrade racing championships. Learn how humans transform threatening creatures into productive members of galactic society through the power of hobby development and creative enrichment programs.
This narrative features an ensemble cast of memorable characters, including Dr. Eleanor Murphy, Earth’s passionate advocate for interspecies friendship; Mr. Snuggles, a former terror of the mountains turned financial advisor; Professor Tentacles, an octopus with a penchant for unauthorized facility improvements; and a colony of murder hornets with an unexpected talent for landscape design.
The story culminates in the First Galactic Dangerous Species Exhibition, where Earth’s most fearsome adopted creatures showcase their newfound talents. Watch as mantis shrimp create twelve-color masterpieces, velociraptors perform ballet, and giant squids conduct underwater orchestras. Discover how humanity’s “secret weapon” isn’t technology or force, but rather the simple act of asking dangerous creatures about their hobbies.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams’ “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,” Terry Pratchett’s humorous science fiction, and anyone who enjoys stories about humanity’s peculiar place in the universe. This tale combines witty observation with genuine heart, exploring themes of friendship, understanding, and the unexpected ways we can connect across species barriers.
Join Ambassador Krix’tal as they learn that sometimes the most dangerous thing in the universe isn’t teeth, claws, or venom – it’s the capacity to make friends in the most unexpected places. Watch how they go from skeptical observer to proud companion of Chairman Wobbles, a choreographically-gifted box jellyfish with a talent for statistical analysis.
This story features:
Sarcastic alien narration
Unusual animal companions
Creative hobby development
Galactic diplomatic incidents
Interspecies friendship
Comedy and heart
Unique perspective on human nature
Unexpected talents of dangerous creatures
Cultural misunderstandings
Heartwarming character development
Content Warning: Contains mild science fiction peril and references to dangerous animals, all handled with humor and care. Suitable for general audiences who enjoy light science fiction comedy.
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Love it.
"My report was in danger of reading like an absurdist fiction"
I have a question though. Would a universal translator not be able to converse with the intelligent animals, as they have human translators anyway?
This is right up my ally.
I love Professor Tentacles and Mister Snuggles! 🥰 Please include them in more stories. You can name them " The Adventures of Professor Tentacles and Mister Snuggles". 😍
The character descriptions of the aliens in these stories , gives me the impression that aliens , concerning wildlife they share their home systems with, are weak, really unimaginatively stupid, and cowards.
We will adopt anything that holds still long enough 😅
This is the most sophisticated science brainrot I have ever seen.Please stop I am losing brain cells.
Dr Chen again <ugh>
Has our most expendable representative 😭 ouch
"Our diplomatic and most expendable" … I think that's been my job description more than once.
We humans have No sense of self preservation?
Nah, ur half wrong, thats just half of us humans who dont know what fear is while the other half is litteraly scared of EVERYTHING
By the way I would advise whoever is writing this to expand their naming of characters because I swear that the one that you hear at the very beginning was used already in a different one and yet had a different physical appearance the one before the sentence of a probability Drive.
Well of course knowledge is a form of mind control ask any child who's been to school for any lengthy period of time, if they're smart enough they'll tell you sure it is.
Don't kid yourself about the Hornets my daughter had one that a wasp actually that was doing her a favor and she didn't know it it was eating the bugs off her plants and she didn't realize that so she tried to take away his lunch it got very upset with her I didn't sting or anything but he let her know in a buzzing way that she was taking its food well let's just say my daughter learned to not take away its lunch it did come back eventually once or twice but it was very disgusted with the fact that this human was interfering with its gardening…
Humans see everything as "friendshaped"…
Ah yes our finest subject, This is Cthulu the elder god currently reading about the Titanic…
A… A elder god is reading about the titanic a human watercraft?! WITH CHILDREN!?
Yes he loves the kids, book club is more intresting this way and Cthulu will warp to the wreckage with the children for first hand experience.
You actively let a elder god warp reality?
Yes, he's actually very careful with it because of the kids safety.
No you misunderstood he could end the world?
I CAN HEAR YOU ALIEN, I ONCE THOUGHT OF DOING SO HOWEVER THESE HUMANS HAVE SHOWN ME WONDERS AND FRIENDSHIP SO SHALL NURTURE AND DEFEND THEM
notes: don't attack humans because they tamed a elder god, side note do not let any other species elder gods come into contact with humans as they may tane them.
We have no natural predators because of two reasons
1. We wiped out the species
2. We tamed them
Remember we ourselves are an apex species
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Don't forget the most sentient life-forms and that is all life forms that understand that they are living which is most like forms I forgot to finish this sentence because voice to text gives me a hard time most of the time and I can't fix anything so this will say I edited I just forgot to finish the sentence at the time most sentient life forms are smarter than the average bear is they used to say and that means that they're not stupid as they may let humans believe they are, and if they pull that stick on humans then of course they're going to pull it on anybody else who's stupid enough not to see in front of them an intelligent life form, people still make calamari and they kill one of the smartest life forms there is in the ocean which happens to be octopi octopi one of the few sentient life forms that not only can open a jar but have been known to use it to hide in among other things they're smart they can open doors they can pick locks and given half the chance well we know what happened to a certain one who kept being a little too good at predicting the outcome of the World cup don't we humans couldn't stand it so they killed him.
LOL 😂😂😂
We have a feline who's super intelligent but chooses to play dumb for one reason and one reason only because she knows she doesn't have to lift a finger if she doesn't want to lift a finger sometimes we have to make her well let's just say challenge her because it's only when she's challenged that she uses her brains otherwise she plays dumb blonde and she's good at it… By the way said feline is nowhere near blonde she's a pure black cat that vets have thought was male only to find out she's female they can't understand how the cat got to be as big as she is without being a Maine Coon well the point is that even though they learned that she is a very smart customer… Most hybrids are, although some shoes to be dumb because they don't really have to use their brains, but be careful because when they use their brains they can outthink most people.
If not friend, why friend shaped?
If you cant BEAT then raise then
On the whole, these aliens are not peaceful. No in fact, they are one and all HARMLESS. Unlike my son, who is quiet peaceful…but tread ye careful! He is a marine that works in the post office. 8)
Reformed Wolverine? One, you are just having one over on us. The other, clearly the author, is Canadian, not AI.
This is way over the top, but very entertaining and enjoyable.
If they didn't want to be patted they why are they friend size
Who all is here because of the thumbnail…
…expendable representative …. Hawwwww hawwwwwww
4:09 imagine being told to your face that your the most expendable person.
This is hilarious 😂. But so true, we do adopt anything that we can.
I can feel my brain melting into a more pleasant configuration.
Humans would adopt dragons if they could, and you know some of them will be calling their pet dragon Puff lol.