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0:00 Intro
02:27 Chiefs 27, Ravens 20
21:42 Packers-Eagles Preview
26:54 Steelers-Falcons Preview
29:36 Cardinals/Bills Preview
32:22 Titans-Bears Preview
34:52 Patriots Bengals Preview
41:54 Texans-Colts Preview
44:22 Jags-Dolphins Preview
46:42 Panthers-Saints Preview
51:54 Vikings-Giants Preview
54:09 Raiders-Chargers Preview
55:51 Commanders-Bucs Preview
01:01:11 Broncos-Seahawks Preview
01:03:32 Cowboys-Browns Preview
01:05:05 Rams-Lions Preview
01:10:50 Week 1 Picks
01:15:28 Fantasy Fuccbois
01:22:22 Paul Skenes
02:05:52 Fyre Fest Of The Week
The Chiefs take Game 1 with a thrilling ending and a ref show. NFL Week 1 is here and we do picks and previews for every game + a TD Parlay, is Dennis Allen getting desperate and Jerry Jones is turning up the heat. Fantasy Fuccbois is back. Pittsburgh Pirates pitching phenom Paul Skenes joins the show to talk about his rookie year, his crazy story to being the number 1 pick, is he worried about Baby Gronk and more. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.
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It’s hilarious pft chose the steeler analogy for hating the titans. They literally did exactly that and stomped the terrible towel
54:25 If you wanna see Maxi’s butt crack
Pod so much better without Billy football and I hope he sees this
I miss nerd nuggets
Paul skeenes talking about seams was electric
Smith Paul Davis Jason Brown Carol
DO CARDIO MAX
Max as a Jewish man with chronic sinus issues that runs in the entire, you should for sure go see an ENT. A deviated septum means nothing about 80% of the population does. People don't know the struggle. Since you just moved, make sure everything is cleaned out in that apartment and rule out all environmental. If nothing improves, get your stuff checked by a doctor.That shit sucks and is very uncomfortable. Tons of stuff out there to help improve allergies and sinus problems
Address the intro change!
i miss nerd nugget so much
Miss Ter Pear took the Eagles!
Paul Skenes is a beast
Mr. Pear picked the Eagles. They need to issue an apology statement to all the audio listeners. And to Mr. Pear. He was on the right side.
Paul did not want to talk about Baby Gronk at all lmao
Pillowcase full of elbows. Nailed it
@max please get a CPAP it’s a game changer
Just goes to show you boys that you can have 0 personality, but you just need to be a multi million dollar athlete to date Livvy Dunne
“Who could forget” 😂
Is huey gone?
The fact that Skenes arm doesn’t have as much wear and tear from not being a pitcher is crazy
“I was born in ’73,” Hurley said. “I’m 9 years old and on a weekend I come across a football game on television and see these two really cool helmets. One has got what looks like a bolt of lightning and the other one has tiger stripes. I stumble across the Freezer Bowl game against the Chargers. I notice how the Chargers are all bundled up on the sideline. Then a lot of guys on the Bengals have just bare skin. No jackets. No sleeves. And they are beating the snot out of them. That’s when it started.”- Football guy Dan Hurley
Get your septum fixed max! Sucks for like 10 days after but then is so much better
Paul seems like a chill dude but he has like -10000 charisma
Max has sleep apnea
Paul is the man
Paul will be an MLB manager one day you can feel it
Hanks the best. Need more Hank
“The last couple of years everyone’s said bills superbowl, bills super team all this stuff” THATS LITERALLY ONLY BEEN THE HOSTS OF THIS SHOW 🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂 imagine spending 5+ seasons glazing a super mid qb who accomplishes nothing and then trying to switch the narrative to “the expectations are out of wack” clowns
“The last couple of years everyone’s said bills superbowl, bills super team all this stuff” THATS LITERALLY ONLY BEEN THE HOSTS OF THIS SHOW 🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂 imagine spending 5+ seasons glazing a super mid qb who accomplishes nothing and then trying to switch the narrative to “the expectations are out of wack” clowns
Hanks cohosts are lucky he’s still around
raising canes is ass but god bless
Hank was good this ep
Max, get the septum surgery. As a life long mouth breather, it was life changing.
Wth is a baby grunk and rizzo ?