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Gianmarco Soresi is a stand-up comedian, actor, and a little too much for some people. He’s told jokes on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, Netflix’s Bonding, Don’t Tell, The Real Housewives of New York for some reason, and he was a JFL New Face in 2022. He’s acted in Billy Crystal’s Here Today, Hustlers, The Last OG, and in his theater days shared the stage with some people who’ve gone on to become huge real estate agents. You can see him post the kind of crowdwork clips that are arguably destroying the artform of stand-up comedy everywhere @gianmarcosoresi and he obviously has a podcast called The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi.🎤
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Teslas are such a weird brag. People be like my job is totally evil but I got a tesla
"Are you worried at all about the future?"
"No."
Your the ONLY person who feels that way I think.
"We got Teslas too,"
"ChatGPT"
Yeah, they are bragging being evil xD
I love how you're able to insult them kind of actually honestly, and yet still make them laugh as well as the crowd.
I'm hoping they're just playing it up without realizing that they sound like Disney villains.
These guys saw the “Are we the baddies?” meme and answered “Of course not!” without a second thought.
I honestly think he brought up the Teslas not as a brag but because they develop software that "thinks" for you to make a bunch of money to then spend on cars that drive for you; it is kind of funny the things people will do to avoid taking public transportation.
Also, "Florida Gun" is the best summation of "what could be worse" that I've ever heard.
How does he keep attracting those evil people for his audience? First the Trumpist at the drag show and now those creeps.
They’re so lucky Akaash wasn’t headlining
God how wish these guys were at a Stav show instead.
that indian dude bragging is disgusting
Gianmarco: "So you're doing evil things?"
Those guys: "Yeah but we do it for lots of money so it's okay."
Rare footage of Gianmarco actually sitting on the stool rather than just playing around with it.
I could be wrong, but i feel like these guys would also say: if we don't create the AI Robots with guns, someone else is going to create them, so better to have that Tesla than the to have the desire to have it. 😅
It has to be us Indians😈🤣
Those five dudes absolutely deserved that last joke for being so casually selfish and upbeat for working towards to destruction of humanity all the while bragging “iT pAyS fOr My TeSLa”
People being mad at them for working on AI, as if they had any power, makes no sense
I love that he doesn't let them get away with rationalizing
I asked ChatGPT to write me a joke in the style of Gianmarco. True story. This is what I've got:
I started dating again, and let me tell you, it's like being a detective in a crime show, except every clue just leads you to find out the person is crazier than you are. I went on a date, and she said, 'I'm not like other girls; I'm really into serial killers.' So, I'm sitting there, trying to impress her, thinking, 'Great, do I admit I'm more of a one-time-thing kind of guy, or do I just confess to jaywalking and hope it sparks the same thrill?
They were playing into the joke that all tech bros have teslas. Relax 😂
When we say "Eat the rich," this is who we mean, people who throw away their humanity for material things.
As a software developer myself, let me tell you, never trust any engineer who owns a Tesla.
I unironically think those guys have no morals whatsoever.
Everyone mad but this guys were obviously leaning into the joke. Stop being dickheads. They’re just joking. And no, ChatGPT is not gonna be the end of the world.
No but this is legitimately chilling, those guys sound like fucking psychopaths
Bragging about your Tesla is a DOUCHEY move! He did it multiple times. Bye!
Write a joke in the style of Gianmarco Soresi
Copilot
Sure, here’s a joke in the style of Gianmarco Soresi:
“Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? Because he heard she was a-MAIZE-ing, but all she did was just stand there and never 'ear-d him out!”
Remember, Gianmarco Soresi’s humor often involves clever wordplay and puns! 😄
Make the joke sound more Jewish
Copilot
Sure, here’s a revised version of the joke with a bit of Yiddish flavor:
“Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? Because he heard she was a-MAIZE-ing, but all she did was just stand there like a shmendrik, never 'ear-d him out! Oy vey, such tsuris for a scarecrow!”
Fill the joke with dark humor
Copilot
Sure, here’s a darker version of the joke:
“Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? Because he heard she was a-MAIZE-ing, but all she did was just stand there, never 'ear-d him out! In the end, he felt so alone, he said, ‘I’m outstanding in my field, but what’s the point if there’s no one to share it with?’”
james cameron is sitting on a pile of money from films that prove robot with gun not so great.
I think they're really playing it up to have fun with Gianmarco
OWNING A ROBOT WITH A GUN IS SO MUCH WORSE THEN OWNING A GUN!!! shitty people would just send the robot out to do the mass shotings for them, in what world is a robot making the gun better? in what friggin world America?!
When the revolution comes….
If you have problem with AI itself,I can't convince you otherwise. But if you are attacking these guys because you think they "don't care about the world's future as long as they got their tesla"… JFC it's SO obvious they're joking. It's a comedy show okay? People online can't understand anything these days.
Americans more worried about ai than famine and drought and war.
The privilege in these comments are wild 😂
They are so proud of their job, but the tech industry is firing these idiots in droves LMFAO. He can live in his Tesla, but they catch fire frequently. This is awesome. Software engineers are so easy to exploit and take advantage of.
i genuinely think that they were just going along with gianmarco
So I'm a software developer. I can afford a Tesla. I don't have a Tesla because I'm not a scum-sucking douchenozzle who derives his value from the car he drives.
Maybe they can get the Tesla autopilot to work…
Why is this comment section so fatalistic about AI 🤔
Owning a robot with a gun is better than owning a gun. You know ChatGPT wrote that friggin line as it makes no sense.