This is a compilation of reading series that the guys have done about the general depravity of Silicon Valley. Episodes in the compilation: 165, 174, 265
I wish working class people had opportunities like this to just kind of rest relax and engage in some introspection get some therapy. But Silicon Valley is like a corporate retreat x100
The worst excesses of 1960s hippiedom (which Zappa anticipated and skewered) plus the worst excesses of nouveau riche Silicon Valley techbro dickheads.
Man it’s wild hearing about some assholes I saw trying to grift green anarchist groups (Daniel Vitalis and Charles Eisenstein) like 10 years ago now doing retreats or whatever for Peter Thiel. Feeling vindicated for calling that
These silicon brats just want a rumpus room with a beer fountain installed and everyone is handed their complimentary Nintendo Switch when they enter the resort. It sounds like a bad Wes Anderson movie. These masters of the universe are so weak and effeminate, even in their spirituality.
I love that Mike Judge spent spent six seasons of Silicon Valley relentlessly satirizing these psychotic twerps and the reality of them chugging gallons of giardiasis water is still somehow funnier and more stupid than anything he and Alec Berg could ever dream up.
This is fantastic, big time thanks for the work guy 👍 Though I gotta blow my silicon valley cover here by way of simply expressing a passing emotion without needing a 100,000$ "spiritual reset-cation":
Lots of these old bits make me miss Amber's presence on the show. Sometimes slept on but ever important as the far end of a dim bar whiskey & coke-drip wit/counter to the precise, Academically-glaze coated brilliance that Matt regularly exudes (sometimes condescends) from behind recently raised specs
…Also shame on all the other trap-mates for blanking Felix on his Metal-Gear-Silicon tangent. I laughed!..
First!!! love the show!
2nd, but gayest
"I'd fuck my daughter"
-Matt Christman, 2018
"I've done some soul searching
I'm relieved to find I still don't have one."
"Can't they just hunt us for sport from horseback like their ancestors did?"
Selena reference Selena reference Selena reference
NO, everyone does NOT have a Soul. Pay ME millions of dollars to tell these people what they want to hear.
“I” will gather all the wealth for “MYSELF”, not because “I” can not get enough for “ME” but because “I” do NOT want any one else to have any.
Great work with these themed compilations. Must take a lot of effort. Rest assured, it is appreciated.
I wish working class people had opportunities like this to just kind of rest relax and engage in some introspection get some therapy. But Silicon Valley is like a corporate retreat x100
The worst excesses of 1960s hippiedom (which Zappa anticipated and skewered) plus the worst excesses of nouveau riche Silicon Valley techbro dickheads.
Amber (non-derogatory)
Man it’s wild hearing about some assholes I saw trying to grift green anarchist groups (Daniel Vitalis and Charles Eisenstein) like 10 years ago now doing retreats or whatever for Peter Thiel. Feeling vindicated for calling that
Miss Magic is my new sleep paralysis demon
Around 10:00 between the Bill Maher shit and "that's the worst sentence I've ever heard since 'your father is dead'" Im losing my mind hahaha
That's going to be hard since most Silicon Valley bros have no soul.
We need a White Guy Rap compilation next pls
Love these compilations. Keep feeding me this slop!!!
Sodium fluoride is rat poison
I hate working I wish I could come up with a grift like raw water.
The water catcher, the neutropics, the troubadour. ..
Why do these people want to live in Dune!?
Miss Magic is a fucking Bene Gesserit Witch!
52:10 I’ve never seen a more spot-on impression of white guy rappers
"Matt, I'm going to call 911, do you want to reach for a cop's service weapon at the same time as me?"
yoooo Mike Racine to start it off. You should do a comedian compilation where people who are actually funny go on chapo.
45:03 Burningman on a private island run by a guru? 100% guaranteed Nicholas Cage was sacrificed by use of bees.
These silicon brats just want a rumpus room with a beer fountain installed and everyone is handed their complimentary Nintendo Switch when they enter the resort. It sounds like a bad Wes Anderson movie. These masters of the universe are so weak and effeminate, even in their spirituality.
God, Felix is so unfunny
I love their bill maher real time impressions, always smile when I hear them do the theme
"Raw water". It's dumber than Brawndo.
Amber is rad
My band once played a gig at a Burning Man fundraiser. It was a party to raise money for Seattle shitheads to have a drug party in the desert.
I love that Mike Judge spent spent six seasons of Silicon Valley relentlessly satirizing these psychotic twerps and the reality of them chugging gallons of giardiasis water is still somehow funnier and more stupid than anything he and Alec Berg could ever dream up.
sounds like it was founded by Matt Christman's internal fantasy self
3:40 i got the joke, amber. it was lost on these hillbillies… but i got it
7:15 "Bode- high?" You saw Point Break. You've heard of Buddhism.
It's "Bode-ee." come on, Matt.
1:53 [insert joke about IT neckbeards with poor hygiene finally learning how to "wash their hands"]
wow with all these goofs and gaffs u’d think it maybe was actually called “SILLYcon” valley lol
Billionaire tech "genius" drinks raw sewage water to try and feel like a real human again
It's especially funny when you find out people have been filtering water through stuff and boiling it since forever.
This is fantastic, big time thanks for the work guy 👍 Though I gotta blow my silicon valley cover here by way of simply expressing a passing emotion without needing a 100,000$ "spiritual reset-cation":
Lots of these old bits make me miss Amber's presence on the show. Sometimes slept on but ever important as the far end of a dim bar whiskey & coke-drip wit/counter to the precise, Academically-glaze coated brilliance that Matt regularly exudes (sometimes condescends) from behind recently raised specs
…Also shame on all the other trap-mates for blanking Felix on his Metal-Gear-Silicon tangent. I laughed!..