Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it’s north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn’t there but who cares. They’ve never been and there’s only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don’t worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else’s food and he’s got some donut holes for a job well done.
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Love just watching Micheal and Jordan leg bounce
tim hortons being acquired in 2014 makes sense
Tim Horton Hears a Who is what I always call it too.
I will collaborate that the Refs don’t call holds on Ohio State. They are special for some reason, better than everyone else.
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Have any of the 100% Eat crew seen ProZD's Let's try all ___ Items? Nick seems like he would stumble upon them for validation like a freak, but I love those videos and think more similar type videos (like the Oreo tier list) where you try everything of a category would be welcomed content.
From Canada: they are literally everywhere here so I think that is why they get so much attention. I'm not a coffee drinker, but I hear people always like their coffee. I am a fan of their chicken wraps.
Tim Horton won his Stanley Cups with the Maple Leafs
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9:27 As a Canadian, can confirm that Canadian's say 'gotta get my Timmies' all the time
Seau’s 🤝
In Canada EVERY fast food asks how many cream and sugar,
and I say Double Double every time
I feel like since the introduction of the Michael Jordan podcast theve started to talk about the food and restaurants sooner then they once did 😔
hot hamburg sandwiches = hot pull the fuck over
Wtf is the point of going to Tim hortons outside Canada? Of course if Americans are making the food it’ll be gross…
Call Rafael by his name he ain’t Ted
I looked up the "hamburgs" sign. The hilarious thing is the sign right behind it on the restaurant itself says "hamburgers". I think they just couldn't fit the whole word on the other sign 😆
Just started the episode so I expect you bring it up later in it, but yes Tim Hortons is owned by the same company as Burger King. The Canadian company sold out like 10 years ago (probably less than that). Part of the reason it has expanded into the US a bit. Apparently it's some Brasilian company.
It got notably worse after they sold it. But despite what fellow Canadians will say, it was never much better.
I ate it a lot in University because there was one on campus.
It isn't good.
I still go there for a breakfast sandwich on a biscuit. I still like doughnuts, and drink their peach juice.
But … I would never say it's good.
Some people might say oh the American branch is worse. It probably isn't, it's probably the exact same ingredients and sources. Whatever your conclusion is in this episode, it is correct.
You guys got the real Tim Hortons experience, waited in line for fucking ever, and then they fuck up your order with a missing ingredient or give you all heel or some dumb shit. It isn't the staff's fault, every single Tims is like this. Somehow the company is just so shit at designing their kitchen and stock management, and pressures employees in just the right way, to fuck up every few orders.
One time I ordered a breakfast sandwich with sausage (egg, cheese, sausage, on a biscuit). Got it and there was no meat in it. I took it back, and they said oh let me fix that. Walked back totheir station for like 5+ minutes, came back to me and said we're out of sausage. And I got bacon instead.
So the first employee was making my sandwich, saw they were out of sausage and said fuck it just give them an empty sandwich, like their life depended on it. And the second person, saw the empty sandwich and took 5 minutes to will up the courage to tell me and ask if I'd take bacon.
Tim Hortons employees are like abused spouses. And can confirm, everybody who has worked at Tim Hortons remembers it like a war veteran, nobody would go back. I met one person who considered going back, because they made friends who still work there, the poor bastard.
'This emergency room is full of SICK PEOPLE!!' is incredible, I feel like I'd have such a hard time at that job responding to people like that like they're normal and not saying some of the wildest shit I've ever heard.
Tims is good for Coffee (or any drink item) and Donuts. I find every other food item or specialty has been declining in quality. But that's okay. Because like their sky rocketing success they just had to be good at making two things. Coffee and donuts. Also if you want quick and consistent experience just stick to those items.
Eric absolutely butchering the representation of Quebec was both expected and amazing to watch unfold.
The idea that the french speaking Quebecois want to be (or pretend to be) part of France, is very funny.
I'm sorry I don't have the facts to back up the context, but basically, all of Quebec hates the idea of "being France". They are francophones, they speak french, but they are of Quebec. And they never ever ever want to be part of any other country ever, including Canada lol
Also fun tangent, where I'm from (New Brunswick) has a sizable french population. But back before confederation, we (the english speakers) shipped a tonne of them off to Louisiana where the Cajuns were spawned into existence. Because they were second class citizens and treated like garbage, practically slaves I think. A decent amount of them would've been from around Canada, including Quebec, wasn't entirely New Brunswick shipping french speakers away. So you have us to thank for … Cajun food I guess…. Nevermind that human trafficking stuff.
And to this day, the french in New Brunswick are not entirely treated like … equals. NB's government is "bilingual" and has done a lot like 40 years ago to make that more official, but the modern reality is that the english people here regularly push back against the french as if they are a scourge. I am english speaking only, but I don't agree obviously.
Tim Hortons coffee is always 1. bad and 2. way too fucking hot
Eating Timmies from the OG Hamilton Ontario while watching!
Torton comes off the bench like “I’m Him.”
exclusively calling it T-Ho's now
Im impressed Eric pronounces Toronto like he’s from Toronto
Also the food deserved way more shit than it got Tim Hortons sucks 😂
Thanks for tackling Tim Hortons. You're absolutely right in your judgement; it's not good. Ever since Burger King bought it the quality across all offerings has nose-dived. They switched to cheaper coffee beans, which allowed McDonald's in Canada to scoop up their previous supplier and make massive gains in coffee sales. They changed from pastry to cake donuts that are now no longer even made in-store, they're trucked in frozen. They keep trying to expand their food offerings into soups and sandwiches to kettle chips, wedges, wraps, and their latest offering is flatbread pizzas – all made in buildings that don't have the proper space or equipment to be offering that wide of a variety.
In short, BK tries to use Tim Hortons numbers to muscle out McDonald's (over 4000 Tims vs 1400 McDonalds), only to make McDonalds the better place to get a coffee. Most people only still go there simply because they're convenient / there's no alternative.
I hope you cover Tims again sometime (like those horrible flatbread pizzas) so we can hear some more facts. Like how a guy got caught selling weed out of a Tim Hortons because the code was for a numbered pack of Timbits they didn't sell (I think it was 20 at the time, which they sell now, but probably sold them by the dozen then) and just gave them weed hidden between two empty coffee cups. Or that time the Virgin Mary appeared on the side of a Tim Hortons across the road from a fried chicken restaurant called the A&K Lick a Chick.
Oh, and the reason the coffee is so hot is because most people get it in the drive-thru and don't start drinking it until they reach their destination.
Cry harder about the election 😂😂 Eric calling someone a loser is by far the biggest irony of 2025 so far.
Majority and popular vote by the way. Like it or not Trump is your president. Grow up and stop being little cry babies.
Bet the next episode is them talkikg about Elon "doing the Nazi salute" when it was obvious autistic overstimulation, and over excitement, but you all refuse to believe the facts and make your own narrative
Living in Michigan and having worked at Timmy HoHos its fun hearing someone who has never had it
I live right next to Amherst, NY, and Timmies is definitely the Dunkin of Boston here
Tim Hortons quality started dropping long before being bought by Burger King. I think McDonald’s coffee has even far surpassed Tim’s as Canada’s most popular. I’ve even heard some rumours that when they changed their coffee recipe, McD’s started using the old one.
Timmy was great 20 years ago! But then they decided to go with pre-made and got sold to Burger King. They are a shell of themselves and most Canadians say they sucks. (Anthony From Alberta Canada)
Fellow Canadian here! Two things; firstly Canadian Tim Hortons is generally better than American after having both, secondly, quality has plummeted the past few years; changed the coffee beans, they no longer make a fresh pots every 20 minutes and the food is cheap and weird. (Except the farmers wrap, that’s peak)