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HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:15 Ludo completes his transformation
5:25 Laura’s merch corner
7:10 Intro cinematic
8:55 EPISODE STARTS
10:50 Dorian’s reply
13:15 Recap Ends (stepping on Chetney’s line)
14:30 Winking at destiny
16:25 Going around and sharing fursonas (werehorse)
18:00 Werebass
19:10 The CR audience being horny? I don’t know what you mean
20:55 Kissing does not transmit lycanthropy
31:15 Fearne knows her fungi (everyone modulates their voices)
38:35 Twilight tigers
40:45 Pratting the tigers
43:00 Recognize the alpha
46:55 Talking Fearne through the high
48:30 Trying to get FCG high
50:25 Ashton/Taliesin offers some expert advice
51:20 This has been going forever
52:20 Chekhov’s bag of drugs
54:30 Connecting to the Changebringer
58:40 Orym is taking care of his high friends
1:00:15 Annaline and Chetney have a discussion
1:13:20 Chetney gets snooty about knife quality
1:19:15 37 doors (wereherbivores)
1:21:25 Giving Fearne a twig
1:25:25 Temple backstory
1:30:35 The Spirit of Savage Garden
1:32:25 Pitching a woodworking reality competition show (It’s called The Greater Wood)
1:37:30 Callback to the original opening sequence
1:40:35 Insight against Ashley (hammer measuring)
1:59:00 The offering
2:03:15 Fortune favors the sexy (Marisha has ball bearings)
2:05:45 Who has the rod?
2:10:05 Chetney prays
2:13:40 BREAK STARTS
2:22:20 Art Montage
2:24:20 BREAK ENDS
2:29:20 Chetney activates
2:31:45 Map out
2:33:35 Chetney’s expanded mini
2:35:25 Battle begins
2:43:20 Weretree
2:44:55 Not a TPK
2:47:15 Sam doesn’t know how to kill werewolves
2:50:40 Orym has faith in his friend
2:53:25 Laura is unimpressed
3:11:10 Sexy wolf
3:13:10 Fearne and Chetney might finally consummate
3:16:35 Hyper rage
3:18:45 Jumping distance
3:23:55 Fetch
3:31:10 Wolf Fearne works the pole
3:34:35 Get wrecked, Wolfgang
3:36:00 Laudna becomes blackout curtains
3:41:15 Holding the statue at stake point (recognize the alpha)
3:46:15 Master of Control
3:49:05 Ashton is just done
3:50:35 HDYWTSD
3:53:35 A new scar
3:54:30 Jump scaring FCG
3:56:30 Chetney had a great time
3:58:15 A new destiny (the ever present rash)
4:00:15 Only the hat survived
4:02:15 Team bonding
4:04:40 Orym gets a cooler sword
4:08:45 Fearne leaves a platinum
4:10:50 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 4th of Fessuran in the year 843. Sam’s gas can says “BEHOLD! THE WRATH OF THE WEREBASS!” and the fish has a speech bubble saying “AWOOOOO! GLUB GLUB"
This week, some people have expressed regret that we no longer get the “Laura Bailey sneaking out of the Game Awards” episodes (C1E34 and C2E88), where Laura comes in an hour late in a dress and full hair and makeup. I can sympathize, but I really do like the pre-taped episodes, I think they are easier on crew and everyone. As a compromise, I propose that they should have an annual “Formal Wear Episode” where everyone dresses as though they were going to win an award, but they just play DnD.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
The old Steve rogers reference sent me
.sam flor lore intensifies
.respuesta de dorian 😀
.chetnety medio nervioso prepararse, charla q transformarse cada uno, boludeo reglas de eso etc, despertarse descanso largo
.en camino para el templo atravesando jungla con guias, fearne casi envenenarse por hacerse la piola con moras salvajes, drogada 24hs
.natural 20 guia, perseguidos por tigres, pasarlos de largo hacerse respetar llevar crias, investigar alrededor analizar arboles, fearne convencer fcg drogarse lol, lo siente apenas, charla sobre fe drogados, fearne llamar diosa pero bichito
.chetney guia charla apartada mostrarle lo q sabe, reflexionar, porque lo quiere poder, cazado por siempre, anecdota de otro que le salio mal, enseñarle mejor poder, darle lecciones y backstory, decirle que ceirto elfo caracteristicas etc "si lo ves matalo por mi", long rest
.preguntarles a guias preguntas curiosas sobre como funciona el were metidos lol, llegar a templo, usado antes como puesto militar temporaria en apex war
.lelgar templo despues de contarle historia lugar etc, "pedir permiso si quitan algo", arboles raros, ashton interesado en su martillo chistes de penes
.lugar obviamente medio hecho mierda, olores feos, restos de armamentos y criaturas humanoides, mezcla entre
.estatua de mujer reconocerla como diosa naturaleza basicamente, ofrendas a estatua, poner trampas masomenos, chetney señal mandarse buffos, expresar emciones, esperar horas y cuando la noche viene sentir presencia…
.BREAK
.voz hacerle preguntas misticas BUENISIMAS, weres verse hipnotizados, chetney super transformacion, iniciativa!
.todos medio caoticos, chetnety atacar fcg porque mas cerca, chetney es un jefe! ataca mas y mas fuerte y oneshotea mister, los otros por ahora solo miran, orym estaba haciendole regalo de madera y se lo muestra para convencerlo, pero es re jodido convencerlo! aparte vive sacando 20 naturales, se manda con todo, algunos criticos, 1v1 brutal ashton, "grito del cazador" asustar alrededores, fearne sexy wolf para convencerlo, de a poco lo logran debilitar y quitarle actividades legendarias, fcg tirarle rama "agarra!", tiradas y efectos y salvadas y todo, sunlight fearne!, laudna tapar luz de luna con darkness y funciona! chetnet retorna hombre lobo comun, reglas: castear feather fall al final si aunque hechizo antes porque tecnicamente termino su turno, aun berserk asi que fcg amenazar estatua con frase motivadora, amenazas y charme y calmar etc hasta que vuelve en si!
.ashton golpear de bienvenida lol, voz decirle qe paso la prueba, quitarse marca roja forma luna, curarlo, relajarse y "bromear", agradecerles, teorizar, "salir corriendo desnudos" xd
.orym sentir apenas el olor de su marido en la estatua, bufearle espada por meterla en funda con plantas, fearne tirarle moneda estatuta tambien "tuvo piola" y salen corriendo desnudos
.subir de nivel! 😀
Now Exandria really needs some werehorses!! Thank you, Laura Bailey!!
(not really a spoiler) I also thought Sam made a spiritual meat steak weapon … which made more sense than a stake. 😛
Rules stuff : the idea that you cast only one spell per turn, which I use to think was the rule, actually has many exceptions confirmed by the game designers. So it is confusing and hopefully the new revision (called OneD&D) will clarify those things.
After years and frequent rewatches I'd love for the cast to consider some character suggestions. Just because I'd love to see how they play them out.
Taliesin: Dark Elf fighter Echo Knight but from the underdark. From an evil past but choosing goodness. A calm and cool veteran with so much depth you get lost and mesmerized in their stories and their steely stare.
Sam: a Winged kobold Warlock runeblade which changes its design with their mood. With a amenable relationship with their patron no desire to break the pact. A disconcerting mix of mischievous kobold yet deeply insightfulness and perceptiveness that belies the whimsy.
Liam: Changling Horizon Walker Ranger. A dungeoneering master with shape shifting, a mix of Vax and Orim. And with the changling a magnificent stage for Liam to play with accents and mannerisms. That would be stunning.
Ashley: a kender (yes i said kender) bard a fun loving fearless adventure addicted inspiration that gets the party in to trouble just slightly less often than she saves them from trouble.
Marissa: a Goliath Oathbreaker Paladin. Strong, powerful, unbreakable, unwavering and unencumbered by tenents or traditions.
Laura: Fairy Fighter Eldrich Knight. A mysterious and mischievous creature whos combination of martial skill and magical prowess are often deadly to those that misjudge them by their shape and nature.
Travis: Platinum Winged Dragonborne War Domain cleric. With a flail but (like a cool flail. Like Simon Belmont would love this Flail) and a massive kite shield a stalwart bulwark of patience and determination that sometimes keeps the chaos the others might bring at a minimum just with a stern glance or a low rumble of wisdom.
Why on earth did Mercer start making Magic damage bypass Barbarian Resistance? Like… that’s never been a thing before. It’s not even rules as written.
Ashley: “I want to turn into a Sexy Wolf”
Brennan Lee Mulligan, crawling from the Earth: ”DESCRIBE TO ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY A SEXY WOLF!!!!”
Will watching over Orym…and possibly the Wildmother is, as well.
Barbarians are resistant to magical physical damage too! Ah my heart goes out to Ashton
Ludo is a wereflower
Heyo all, reminder for your home games barbarians halve physical damage, no stipulation of magic or not
I’ve been commenting too much lately, but this is true love right here:
Travis, in character, being a goofball about oral hygiene and Laura just with the biggest grin, laughing herself silly. I know he’s got the whole cast, but the look of genuine love on her face in that moment. What I would give to have an SO look at me that way!
1:59:40
Soon as chet turned giant wolf and orym rolls a 25 was ohh man orym vs the wolf round 3
The voice acting by Matt when he questions Chetney deserves an award.
i always thought weretiger was the coolest lycanthrope
19:10
Liam getting defensive about the CR cast awakening their fursonas.
1:45:01 ROCK AND STONE
I like how Marisha just went with the wrong name for a second before realizing Travis got it wrong. And Travis was definitely high this episode lol, he is in my top 3 for the cast. For sure on the MVPs, and probably THE MVP this campaign.
Talesin has to be high… something clicked in him after the ukutoa finnaly.