Time for a micro-budget, regionally produced horror flick with “Attack Of The Beast Creatures”, featuring some very fast, tiny monsters!
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"Attack of the Beast Creatures", not to be confused with "Attack of the Bug Insects" or "Attack of the Varmint Critters".
Shocked there wasn't even a half assed attempt by the survivors to lure the creatures into an acid pool. Or stick close to one and throw them in. Seeing one of those melt couldn't have cost that much.
And Mark Twain and Connecticut? I know the story but King Arthur's Court would have made more sense.
Why don't you age? I just checked and you look the same as in your Turkish Star Wars review. I require an answer.
Budget is not everything Brandon. This film a prime example of that , but still lacked some areas not due to money but being unprofessional.
A group of yuppies survive a shipwreck and are beset by native creatures and spend most of the movie walking around?
Did the filmmakers watch "Planet of the Dinosaurs" and get inspiration?
7:08 That was my first thought when I saw these Beast Creatures for the first time.
RAKANISHU!
Rah, can eat you!
I worked at a heavy metal/horror movie bar in Brooklyn for years, and was known as the movie guy. One afternoon, a lady and her friends brought in a copy of this and asked if they could watch it there. Her stepmom was in it (she was the one with the headband on) and they had managed to find a bootleg. None of us had any idea what we were about to see. Super fun day at work
Aww, the wooden acting keeps interrupting all the awesome walking scenes.
How has this not been on Best of the Worst?
How cute, they're all getting attacked by Zuni fetish dolls 😊
That's just the jungle level from Diablo 2. The morons forgot the ice mage mercenary.
If you really crave walking scenes, try the notorious Timothy Hines version of "War of the Worlds" (2005). The three hour version with "walking, walking, walking".
2:12 Writing an S.O.S. message on the beach wouldn't help much at all, as airplanes were not prevalent in 1920.
9:22 I hope that was just a joke about the Phoebe Cates story in Gremlins. It took what could have been a fun story into a very dark place. In seems in most of those Steven Spielberg movies, the cool creatures always turn out to be deadly, turning the film into a horror movie half way through. That's what happened with Jurassic Park.
(feeds the almighty Algorithmo of DOOOOOM!!!!!)
This is the best thing I ever saw.
For the algorithm
Atleast Porn Hitler is the only one with period accurate facial hair
If they just kept walking they would eventually reach Route 15.
I prefer the film “Night of the Vampire Bloodsuckers” 🧛🏻♂️ 🩸
"Attack of The Beast Creatures"? the more appropriate title for this movie is "The Walking Dead" because uh, they walk a lot and later died.
"Greenland maybe", that may be the most unlikely thing anyone with half a working brain would say when landing on a beach with obvious vegetation, unless you're dumb enough to believe the trolling the vikings did with Greenland and Iceland!
"70-s Porn star Hitler", why do I feel a need to shave and colour the 'stash due to craving that moniker? (apart from, quite obviously being a demented idiot?, come to think ot it, that's prob. the reason…)
Disregarding all the shitposting I did, "the only one is Mr. Morgan…", actually listening in on the following conversation, him being the only one, I NEED this movie in my life!
Thanks for the videos your awesome
Members of the "fuckarwe" tribe…small in height and cannot see above the grass .often shouting loudly " where the fuck are we ?"
So … Roger Corman tribute?
What I don't understand is why these filmakers, despite being fully aware of their micro budgets, keep trying to make monster movies that require a lot if money in order to make their creatures believable, instead of highly atmospheric ghost stories (like the shining), which can be reasonably pulled off with just actors.
"Acid" that melts the flesh but leaves bone intact???
Morgan was the only actor in that film
8:25 😂😂😂 Mr. Tenold you never cease to make me laugh
"all day for night" nice one!
This was still way better than "THINGS"
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Gotta get your daily dose of toxic water in, it might keep the doctor away
mark twain is from missouri
Greetings from South Carolina 🎉usa
North America's northeastern region is actually full of Amerindian/First Nation legends about tiny people. Sometimes vicious (like the Pukwudgie), sometimes helpful (like the May-may-gway-si). I wonder if it wasn't the inspiration for this film, since they're from Connecticut. They really should have leaned into that…
LOL I have lived in CT my whole life, and lobster rolls are def not our thing, you should have said pizza, best in the US. Fun fact: this movie was remastered on BluRay by Vinegar Syndrome, also based here in CT, their store the Archive is amazing, I go there every weekend.
So whens the next Godzilla review?
i love when he teases what the next episode will be
This movie was originally financed by a Corn and Bunion Plaster company; hence the emphasis on walking!
Look there is effort put in the effects work while not Savattini level is passable. the fact the creatures are as animated as they are is actually quite impressive, so I'll give it a thumbs up. I've seen worse movies made on a way bigger budget
So by that ending I know he's not doing Water world next
The real horror this whole time was those actresses having to do all the walking in the woods with 1920s shoes.
This is like if Gilligan’s Island meet Menehune
I am having Diablo 2 flashbacks with those picts