From around the world today, we’re receiving reports of the rapid-fire spread of a virus that transforms human beings into brain-eating zombies. The Biden administration has issued a statement saying “our hearts go out to the zombie community today as they are under attack right now and really suffering.”
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Say good bye to freedom of religion the woke pope sent his henchmen to remove the Bishop of East Texas for conservative values.
THIS is why I enjoy Mr K-L-A-V-A-N, there are no "E's" in Klavan
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The corners of my mouth lifted and laughter escaped. Thanks.
Too funny, and timely as I was just now writing about the zombie apocalypse, took a break and BOOM! this is the first thing I see. ya get what ya need sometimes. Thanks for the laughs!
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Why do Zombies have to eat the smartest part of you while still remaining just zooooombies? Quite telling, don't you think?
Please make your own parallel here:
Klavan is the best factual News journalist in America. Without his clarity zombies would run out of brains to eat.
This is good stuff
it has already happened… everything was done to protect covid…
I had the video paused while I watched the local knews, and Mr. Klavan's piercing gaze was staring into the depths of my soul. I wasn't aroused. I felt something go up my ass. And it was very painful….
Summary/Synopsis: Must eat brains.
First rate!
Ther's basically two kinds of liberals: zombies and robots.
The Squad needs brains.
You have a way with words 😄
Molly Coddled 😂
Thanx for the break and for widening the perspective.
As long as zombies are modern and in the computer age, I've got tons of liberal brains for them. I just need to upload a bunch of newscasts and they'll be satisfied. I've been saving them for just this occasion.
So glad Klaven’s wit is here to get us through the zombie apocalypse.
I do so love you pithy intros. Your satire is even sharper than The Bee or The Onion! Kudos.
you know who's brains the "Rash" Tailb want to eat… and it sounds like Jaws brrrrains… xD Cheers!
this is going to be how conservatives get their news in the future. everything will be banned and the only way to get the news would be through code like this. #SaveAmerica!
The only thing missing is to point out that the average Democrat doesn't have anything to worry about from the zombie apocalypse. Zombies eat brains. The average Dumbocrat doesn't have any.
Hannibals cookbook 😂
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Perfect analogy!
Hilarious
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Andrew: I love your content. I have a serious question for you on the subject of Israel:
Being that Israel itself has/has 11 terrorist groups, some founded as late as 2013, the fact Israel actively supports Azerbaijan in the ethnic cleansing of Armenians from ancestral Christian lands, both through weaponry and direct advisement and, finally, the consistent assault and intimidation of Christians along with vandalization and destruction of Christian monuments, businesses, and institutions in Israel, why should we support them?
I look forward to hearing from you, sir. God Bless!
Brainy People Who Support Zombies Who Eat Our Brains. So loyal of Ivy League students to give a clear shout-out to their learned professors. 😆😂🤣
This sarcastic parody makes Hamas and their ridiculous defenders reveal how their thinking is a
perfect example of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.
Sympathy for the Devil perfectly put forth.
The greatest threat is Zombie-Phobia.
Brilliant, hilarious, so very true, and maddening all at the same time.
Mr. Klavan, this was brilliant. I would like to add to your roster of brain-eating zombies the literal Walking Dead who just stop traffic to just stop oil. Check out their dead stares and shuffling steps.
Ha! Love it.
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God bless Andrew Klavan! Haha
But the question we all care about: Is the president fine?
Its amazing! The striking similarities between Carrine Jean Pierre and the google 💩 icon.
hilarious as always! thank you!