Let he who has never killed a ton of people with a donkey’s face cast the first stone! If you want some more good ole sketch comedy find FULL EPISODES of JK! @Dry Bar Comedy at:
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Written By: Matt Meese
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Fun Fact: We have 3 Bible Cop sketches. Jason wrote the first one, Matt wrote the second one (this one) and then Adam wrote the 3rd one!
Is that supposed to be a bald cap? Worst. Baldcap. Ever.
Why is the audience soooo dead? this sketch was awesome!!!
Would it be better if I said he gave it to me? 😆
So his hair was cut but De-Lawya?
Couldn’t even bother to get some spirit gum for that bald cap?
is that Jason? I thought he left JK
Thank you for this! Loved it!
Lol Great Beast Master joke in the end
I mean, the Philistines weren't exactly good guys (but neither was Samson a particularly upright man)
YOU NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!!
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 5:8 But God commended his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Romans 10:9 That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved.
Romans 10:10 For with the heart man believes unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Luke 24:47 And that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in his name among all nations…
God bless you all!
so is Jason still with jk? or is he back with studio c?
Honestly, yeah i miss this kind of sketch…
When did Jason return to JK? Thought he went back to Studio C for the live audience?
You are hilarious! But could you make substitute teacher Reebs come back from studio c
“No one is going to care about a guys who kills ppl with their fists”
One punch man fans: Are we a joke to you?
As a descendant of the LDS Samson Orrin Porter Rockwell, I'm vibing.
As funny as the scripts for these are, the best parts are the mangled Hebrew names/phrases. I know that's how it was anglicized and it's very much not on your parts but after a lifetime of Jewish schooling it's just so funny.
This is definitely the best one I've seen in a while
Bunch of heretical nonsense
I hope they’re is more of these someday
“We have a connection….. that I exploit.”
always suport big fan from MGL
I freaking love these Bible Cop sketches! me and my family were watching this and laughing so hard, I need more Bible Cop in my life!!
Love these sketches! Hope there is more to come.
Hahahaha
I didnt know about the foxes. Thats crazy.
wow, Matt almost looks like Daniel Radcliffe
Rats, spiders & locusts 🤔 did U ever think of those pesky no goody things… The curse of striking Meerkats is losing hair so 4 every Meerkat U get 1 year of baldness 😏! ✌️😎🔪💢
I missed you guys, awsome biblical skit!!!
Who else was hoping for a Firefox joke?
"Was there just a jawbone lying around or did you take one from a donkey?"
"Would it be better if I told you that he just gave it to me?" 😂