Uh….WHAT!?
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You know, before all the woke wank bullshit these days, this would have been more of a funny story, hell this could easily be a episode on star trek or more likely Orville. And while it is still a entertaining if not fun story, i have to wonder if its woke nonsense because of what i said at the start.
Good thing I never like mustard
But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Author here. First, I'd like to thank NetNarrator for an awesome job narrating this. I thought it was funny when I wrote it, and after hearing it, I think it's even more funny.
To all the woke comments, chill out. It came to me when I was INCREDIBLY bored at work, and it brightened my day. And yes, there are gay people in this for two reasons. 1: I am gay and our stories have as much of a right to be told as yours. And 2: because f@#$ you. That's why.
and I would have sworn it was the "mayo" that caused it 😛
It's a cute story if it was 'High School Musical 29, In Space, They Can't Hear You Sing'. But if that lot are the tip of the spear of our military, our species is doomed. However, they except everyone at 'Dylan Mulvaney's Space School of Suspension of Disbelief', where anybody is anything and anything can happen! Girls are boys and boys are girls, that guy might look 64 but he identifies as 15! And this is I. Hulk, zet just won the wrestling championship, feminine age 12-14! *Zey identifies as weighing 92 pounds…What do you mean there's only one part of 'him' that weighs 92 pounds?! You better mean zer self determination! Now zey are crying, we'll never get them out of the lgbqqiysghdbzx++ bath room!
Gotta admit. Out of all the stories ive listened to on this channel, of all the humorous, all the evilest, all the saddest, and all the craziest, this one has to be the most cursed ive ever listened to 😂😂
Nut flavoured mustard…
Ok, I can't finish this story. I'm only halfway through, and this author is describing everything but the dang story.
i, a mustard hater, now feel justified
My only thought… Did anyone tell the rest of the humans, not to use the mustard?
3 things:
1. WAT DA FAK
2. I want my 30 minutes back
3. WAT DA FAK
Ever since I discovered HFY, I have seen a lot. Humans are Super Man, guy sleeps with a dragon, Humans know how to cook, guy turns into a dungeon, Humans have the best military, etc. But this….this is something new
Yep. "Woke Scifi" is just as bad, if not worse, than "standard Woke".
The shear effort put into the story to pretzel as much in as possible is about the only thing that is of note. The only thing stunning about it was how stunningly bad it was. People really should have at least a modicum of knowledge if they're going to use something in their stories.
That was just weird.
Alright, I’ll be that guy. New series?
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Ok, so the author of this story is gay and reaaaaaaally wants a baby of his own. Dude my heart goes out to you.
…well thats a story
As a gay Marine, I’m howling with laughter!