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Here comes the sun!
New video? Right while I’m going to sleep? Yippee!
Everybody say it with me……….AMURRRRICA!!!!!
Praise the ominissiah!
Nice I finish a war game and this pops up good deal and don't touch the boats
Welp. Japan is gonna have flashbacks and their PTSD is gonna act up.
Dont touch the boats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they never knew, that the skinning and entire race was done the the so called "Canadians"
Yep, things get real "proportional" when you start touching the boats.😂😂😂
here comes the sun, do do do do~
Don’t touch our fucking boats!!!
Because MERICA!
🗾👁👄👁 Oh no…
Paperclip
*Boats.
I'm guessing they liked their ships! lol Well read.
Piracy. The reason that started the American navy.
We do like our ships.
I have a feeling that HLC and Mandatory Fun Day, would REALLY like this story! 😆 #HLC #MandatoryFunDay
HLC ….hey ,Japan ..what is the rule .
Japan..DON’T TOUCH THE BOATS!
I mean, they touched the boats.
We really don't like that shit.
Galactic Republic of America. That has a really nice ring to it.
Iran gets operation Praying Mantis flashbacks.
Now THIS is HFY.
Some of the other stories were getting touchy-feely.
The US really likes their boats.
Now they really understand the meaning of FAFO!
What you call overwhelming odds, I call a target-rich environment.
Let see who was space president at the time, Ronald Raygun… (Throws papers)
This story only works if you forget the USS Liberty
Don't touch America's boats we do not like that shit. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Habitual lincrosser needs to see this lol "MY BOATS!!!!"
HLC_Japan : For the love of your Gods! Don't. Touch. The boat !!
For the Algorithym!
"temper temper"