SNAP!
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We came for peace, and there will be peace when we leave.
There is room in this grave for you too.
Both you and Agro Squirrel have done this story. I wish I could hear this spliced together between the two of you. You for the alien voices him for the gruff human Admeral and the physical snapping. That would sound so damn cool! Or at least it does in my head.
2,480,000 years later, in Andromeda, some astronomers were highly puzzled about what was going on.
Damn…
Humanity: Hi! You wanna be friends?
Galactic Council: Spit on their face
Humanity: DEUS VULT IT IS THEN
🙄
Sorry, but AgroSquirrel does this one better
The question is whether genocide justifies genocide. I don't think so, but I still liked the story.
Mars attacks…stop…do not run…we come in peace…humans,you come in peace….snap…so do we.
When the krench where saying peace peace peace I imagined a few cockroaches jumping up and down saying that.
While it's true Agro does physical snapping in his reading, I'm still enjoying this one.
When Humans warn, you better listen.
Even Reapers fear us
One of the few stories i listen to over and over again
Why stop snapping? The power disparity is so great that I don’t see a point in not wiping the galaxy clean of all xenos except for the ones who they initially helped. Sooner or later the other xenos will try and get revenge so just make them extinct now.
Terrans don't enjoy mayhem. However they're exceedingly good at it. Do not be the cause of such mayhem.
Satisfying! Karma usually is!
God, those aliens are dense. It took them hours and hundreds of supernovas to figure out they should just keep their mouths shut and agree with the humans.
They made the rules, not us.
Worst word to hear is Whoops
One of my favorite stories!
Roy mustang would be proud 😀
more like HWTF than HFY. a nope for me. . .
7:34 "That's no moon…"
SOMEONE had to say it!
Well that was wasteful. Should have collapsed them into black holes. At least then you could use those systems as batteries.
I haven’t commented on the great number of these, but I really enjoy the genre. This one is particularly good. I like the idea of infiltrating their science facilities with cloaking devices, and then stealing the tech and preventing them from making advances. That’s quite a novel twist, and otherwise find it difficult to believe in humanity that has taken two such genocidal acts I had to admit the 32 billion of our people dying would certainly be a good motivation. So well done.
Damn those councilors are stupid to keep up with the disrespect after seeing one race's entire civilization whipped out.
I am usually annoyed when these stories make non-humans fairly stupid and arrogant, obstinate creatures. It was perfect this time. lol.
SNAP.
Some new species somewhere just making good telescopes goes, wtf is going on in that part of the galaxy. Dozens of stars popped. Probably change their whole cosmology model
Oh damn this is horrifically dark and amazing. I would kill to see this as a short film. DUST or someone should produce it. This is extremely well written.
What I dont get is the sheer absolute stupidity to keep being rude to humans when they have laid waste to nearly 2 dozen star systems. And at will can do so to ANY one who is rude. AND they have armed guards in the room ready to kill anyone at will. How does anyone not immediately surrender after the 3rd or 4th system is destroyed? The 2nd round of notifications should have been enough to make most people there vomit in horror at what just happened. A supernova in a system is indefinable levels of destruction.
Human: We came in peace
Alien: You blow up a dozen star systems!
Human: Motherfuckers were pretty peaceful after that
"Ramirez, destroy that star!"
Snaps everyone, snaps! Great work!
* snap *