Best HFY Reddit Stories: Humanity's Dragons

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21 thoughts on “Best HFY Reddit Stories: Humanity's Dragons”

  11. Dragons sacrificed themselves so we could be strong. Humanity killed their dragons. Spent centuries honing their skills by waging war on dragons. Bless the dragons, for we took their power, which they have given us not willingly. These poor individualistic giant lizards

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  12. Long ago, we had Dragons. They used us. They demanded tribute in the form of great wealth and human sacrifices.

    But then…we rose up! We hunted them down and one by one we succeeded! We killed every last one of them! Smoug, Ankiligon, Yormandgondor, the Hydra, the Lockness Monster, the Basalisk, all fell to us! We hunted them into extinction and burned their nets. Until no Dragon ever remained.

    Then we trained. We fought eachother every single day for melania. Most called it war, but we know the truth. Every war ever fought was preparing us for when the next great Dragon appeared before us.

    Then, about one year ago, a massive army of Dragons came and destroyed several great cities.

    Washington was attacked by elves and their magical Dragons. They killed dozens of citizens and the elves laughed at their suffering. Calling them weak and inferior.

    London was attacked by Orcs and their massive Power Dragons. The Orcs fed on children, claiming they tasted delicious.

    Moscow was invented by Dwarves and their Rock Dragons. They took many families and forced them to work in mines as slaves.

    But what they didn't know, was that we had no Dragons because we killed them all! We cut each army down and slathered them all! After we where done, we took thier Dragons and studied them, finding out their weaknesses.

    We also found out how to re-open the portal and keep it open permanently.

    Do you know what we discovered? We found out that dozens of innocent races are all enslaved by these Dragons and their underlings! If you think we have suffered, you can't even imagine how these poor races have felt their entire lives!

    Now Brothers, now is the time to strike! We have built our own Dragons! We have created new weapons to slay their Dragons! And we have trained our warriors to once again become not just solders, but true Dragon Slayers!

    Now Brothers, let us all unite in our couse to once again rid the galaxy of our Reptile Overlords!

    Let us free the other races!

    Let us punish the Dwarves, Orcs, and Elves!

    Let us show them all what happened to Earth's Dragons!

    LET US ALL UNITE!!!

    (This speech was given by General Patterson, right before the war of Dragons)

    10 years after the war.

    A little Goblin girl is once again listening to the Great Speech of General Patterson. Her Mom, a slightly larger Goblin, walks in to see her doughter listening to that same speech for the hundredth time.

    "Sweety," Her mom says in a warm and loving way, "I love that you listen to that speech so much, but you don't have to listen to it every single day."

    "I know Mommy!" Said the little Goblin. "But I just think its so cool! Look! You can see Daddy in this part!" She eagerly shows her mom a paused moment in the video to show a young soldier in the crowd.

    Her mom looks at the picture with a smile, remembering the moment he saved her from an orc enslavement camp. She especially remembered the moment he slayed their Dragon with a rocket launcher.

    She blushed slightly and shook herself from her daydreaming. "Well put that away please. You're Dad will be home any minute from work, and I'm sure he will be happy to haer how you are doing in school."

    They both walked out of the bedroom. Looking forward to seeing their Dragon slater return home.

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