It’s time to say goodbye to the Taxi.
Just the usual bunch of idiots in this video.
It’s just me driving in and around London mainly in the Surrey areas seeing stupid drivers everywhere I go.
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Hows the fried chicken at the Best Fried Chicken at 12:05? one time maybe make a special video for us continental folks and explain some of the roadway markings, and also the Red/pre-red/pre-green type of traffic signal sequence.
You must do some driving to get all this footage! I think I'd go insane having to drive this much putting up with the morons!
Some golden comedy moments with your commentary here….please keep them coming. Have to say, you do get to see some fine old areas. Obviously comes at a cost of having to put up with dipshit driving everywhere…..
I have to say that the clip at 14:24 is the best parking I have ever seen from an Audi. They normally can't manage to get their car within the lines marking the parking space but they managed it perfectly in that clip, just a shame it had "KEEP CLEAR" written on the road in big white letters.
I'm also amazed at the amount of German cars that park in the disabled bays at my local Aldi without a blue badge. Last Thursday there were 5 cars parked in the disabled bays, only one had a blue badge and the other 4 cars were 3 German makes and a Range Rover, all without blue disabled badges. I spoke to the manager at the store about it and he said "there's no point in us doing anything, if we clamp the cars we get sued, so we just let them get on with it." My pet hate is cars using disabled bays if they don't have a blue badge!!!!!
I don’t know who voted that silly mayor in I certainly didn’t he’s not short of a Bob or two
This is why l don’t like driving in the uk, am from Wisconsin USA, people in the uk seem to have got less patience than ever, I’ve even been confronted by a bloke who was absolutely bloody nuts.
I hope Saddick Cant was in the taxi at the time.
The tank would be a good solution for London driving……shame about the fuel consumption though.
0:18 that tank has been watching videos from the Ukraine 🇺🇦 and knows that tractors waiting to pounce and is shitting itself 🤣🤣
It's easy to be a coward behind the wheel of your own car, but takes guts to talk to someone when confronted.
I spotted a vehicle parked up on the footpath totally blocking it so decided to issue a notice to the vehicle. As I was doing so I noticed it had an expired licence label and the rear plate, like the vehicle in the video was so dirty I could not make it out. I had just finished issuing the 3 notices when the uni student came out of his digs with his mates (6 or 7 of them). I explained the offences took some barracking from the group and started walking away. The driver came running after me once he had read the notices, in tears, how would he be able to complete his studies and pay the fines. Me being a nice person made him move his vehicle off the footpath and go on get a bucket of water and wash his number plate, I then gave him compliance on those 2 offences. It turned out the vehicle had current registration but the label was not displayed, so I suggested he write in providing evidence of the new label having been fitted to see if he could have that waved as well.
at 15:52 yes enough gap the driver made manoeuvre on 1 time signalled thank you you lost 0 seconds and a van driver wasnt grumpy for sure 🙂
Sometimes I think once certain drivers pass their test they throw the Highway Code out of the window on the way home and make up their own rules thereafter. Many cyclists couldn’t read it.
@11:31 Parking bays that are half on the pavement! How did that get passed!
Council meeting starts
"Hey we are going to put some parking bays on this road to make a few quid."
"Ok mate I have had a look and it's not wide enough for a parking bay, sorry"
"No worries, but what if we put some of it on the pavement? I know, I was only joking!"
"Great proposal, well done, motion passed"
Meeting ends
can you do this with a audi😁
:10:25 that Range Rover shouldn`t be reversing out onto a main road, that is an illegal maneuver.
@14:09 Why do people always leave massive gaps? The massive gap in front of the Toyota, the one in front of the yellow Corsa and the grey van.
If they had all moved up both the Audi and Ford behind would be well past the "keep clear", thus not giving the Audi an opportunity to be a moron.
Shame you couldn't of got sadiq in the boot before that.
3 points to back out onto a main road, that includes driveways….
You were not being the least bit aggressive. In Scotland, drivers are very polite. By flashes, hazard blinks and waves to say thanks, it's normally a pleasure to drive on our roads. But see if you are cheeky or show disrespect, they will turn on you faster than a snake. Then you'll see real aggressive.
Should've used it for Fake Taxi..
Pity you can't take that tank through , Parliament 🤣🤣
10:09, a cyclist AND an Audi both stopping…. Have you been transported down here to Weymouth, then??
Low rider taxi convertible springs to mind
I feel like driving over that taxi with no face protection or eye protection as glass flew everywhere was just an accident waiting to happen haha
I laughed when you mentioned about that big knob drawn onto the grubby car. I was almost thinking that they should have also put that old favourite on stinking cars "I wish my wife was as dirty as this".
“… more dents than Gordon Ramsays’ chin..” – love it London.
Why was the cab destroyed ?
Kia is an acronym for Killed In Automobile………. 😬
"Tank Driver" YOU can't park there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor old TX taxi. I wanted to buy a retired TX1, the one with the 2.7 bomb proof Nissan lump in it, as our old dog couldn`t jump into our Mazda anymore. They were a good price but by the time made up my mind, they had all gone. The TX 2`s had the Transit engine in and were not so reliable. So I waited. Then the TX 4`s that were coming on the market were about £600 per year to tax. Then the dog died so I didn`t bother. Still like those old TX`s.
I watch your videos regularly and agree with the way people drive today is atrocious. I put this down to some of the instructors as I was travelling along a road in my area today with cars parked on the opposite side of the road to me. As I approached the parked cars I saw a learner car coming in the opposite direction and continued as I believed the instructor would have advised the learner of the rules. Unfortunately it did not work out that way as the learner pulled out past the parked vehicles onto my side so that I had to pull into the gutter to avoid it. I then noticed the instructor was a young lady and was chatting away to the student and did not even acknowledge my existence.
10.32 onwards – not just a Range Rover, a Range Rover with a personal plate which is illegal (wrong spacing)
I Live in the Netherlands and I am not familiar with the term PROFFESIONAL DRIVER how do you recognise one if they a driving a normal car?
I see all the same shitty driving where I live. Never a copper about to give some "education".
Nice to see Audi are fleshing out their colour range and producing green cars. Same shitty driving as your other videos though.
“I’ve been asked many times if I’m a black taxi driver”
– No, I’m a white delivery driver 😉
Definitely agree with you on a car with lots of bumps, most of the time it is a sign of how bad someone drives.
Omg love the tank squish 😂
there's nothing wrong with you sounding a bit agressive towarda absolute arseholes, but I do wonder why you have a problem with people crossing the road without using a crossing? I'm pretty sure its allowed
9:53 But how would they know who to send the ticket to? 😁
I rode in a few black taxis when I was visiting London. This is very sad. Your mayor is an idiot.
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