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Australia would win the war wee got a very powerful allies. see if u guys went to war with us we could call upon the USA which would kick you guys ass. essentially you guyss would war with yourselves.
Congratulations Ryan and Mrs Ryan 🙂 what a beautiful little boy, so sweet absolutely gorgeous – how exciting – enjoy the early days as they go quickly – lots of photos and videos and youtube reacts 😀
Sometimes in these illustrations, they always do illustrations of Sydney. Like doing the harbour bridge, opera house etc. Don't see much illustrations of say Melbourne, Canberra, Perth etc.
I have 3 passports and have lived in 24 countries. I am a naturalized Australian, and in my 66th year, I live in Australia. There is no other nation that offers the best quality of life than Australia.
Taking over Aus may not be hard, Keeping it would be another. HOw much of your armed forces you would need to patrol our size and coast. We take out Pine Gap and your military blind to half the planet. Be nice, go elsewhere😄😁😃
We dont need all the artillery – we have venemous snakes, spiders, crocs and jellyfish to keep the enemies at bay. If they beat all of these, then they can shape up to our kangaroos – I would lay money on a 'big red' any day of the week (as would most Aussies – we would bet on 2 flies crawling up a wall, afterall). On the slim chance the enemy gets past the 'roos, the drop bears will get 'em!! BTW drop bears are fictitious (but dont tell the enemy) — — Congratulations on the birth of your son Jace — he is gorgeous!
Our military is small and because of that the focus is on quality and multipurpose training. There's a reason our military budget ranks around 12th in the world and depending on whether Marles and Albo continue acquisitions like Scomo did, will increase further. Our budget is larger than most countries with militaries many times our size. Our military doctrine focuses mainly on defence with limited offensive projection beyond our borders although that may change, again depending on how seriously Marles and Albo take the threats of Chynah. Australia's geographic location, size and climate works in our favour and makes the thought of any invasion costly.
Just a heads up though, that video is fairly old for AUstralia. Australia will have 45 SPG's by 2025 and possibly MLRS sometime this decade depending on the variant and platform. As for the MLRS we may be getting HIMARS and/or NASAMS mounted on HAWKEI's depending on what our gubment decides. We don't have aircraft carriers we have helicopter carriers although they could be potentially converted to aircraft carriers if our gubment bothered to purchase F-35b's. Would make alot more sense but whatever. The video combined frigates and destroyers. We have 9 hunter class frigates on the way and 3 Hobart class destroyers. New patrol ships which are practically the size of corvettes and as for subs we don't know whats going on with them atm lol.
Also despite popular belief, USA would have no chance of invading Australia. USA might have a fancy pants military, but we have emu's. Check mate 😉
We would just destroy Pine Gap and ruin the US spy system. I can guarantee that if Australia was attacked, but Pine Gap was safe, The US would not come to our defense, OR it would demand that in exchange for defense, there would be open markets to American conglomerates here or similar. Or free rein to mine our minerals. The US left Great Britain, its supposed ally, to get destroyed by Germany for more than two years. Only after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbour did she go to the help of Europe. And Australia was bombed by the Japanese, with help from no other country. This crap about allies that America spouts was demonstrated graphically by the abandonment of the Kurds – American allies – to Turkey, by Trump. Yet she pretended to go in and save people in the Middle East – non-allies – in order to steal oil. Nobody can rely on the USA to help them unless there is a dollar or other reward in it for her.
America is the only reason Australia doesn't have a big Army like Americans because if we won't close and allies our army would be a lot bigger trust me
Congratulations Ryan and partner. Jace is absolutely gorgeous and so cute. He may even grow to be a good looker like his ol' man 😂. Us Aussies can only hope that when Jace grows up he says emu ( eeem-you ) not dads bad habit of eemoo 😳😅🤦♀️ he'll learn our Aussie lingo yet… 'WE HOPE' hahaha, we haven't given up 😁 Anyhow Ryan hope you feel better soon… you're a lovable character and we love your sense of humour. Your reactions put a smile on our faces with every clip. You never know "happy arvo" might even catch on here down under 🤭😂….. ❤ to your new beautiful family from all of your Aussie mates 🇦🇺🤗🦘🐨
We would fight with everything we have, but after a few years, we would lose We learned how to fight a war from you guys. But you guys still have your sneaky secrets 😉 cough*war crimes*cough
Congratulations on Jace, he is adorable. One important element is that even if the US decided that it would attack Australia it would leave the rest of the world very very pissed at the US, and why would it be the US attacking Australia and not the other way around? Well it is a rather long list, but essentially Australia isn't Imperialistic.
Welcome Jase ❤️ and Happy Arvo to you too 😊 Congratulations Ryan, to both you, and especially your wife 💜 (since she did all the hard work 😉). Soooo Happy for you both!!!!!! I've only just discovered your channel a few days ago, and I'm hooked … I've been binging your videos ever since 🙂 Keep 'em coming mate 👍
Australia would win the war wee got a very powerful allies. see if u guys went to war with us we could call upon the USA which would kick you guys ass. essentially you guyss would war with yourselves.
Congratulations on the arrival of your little bundle of joy, Jace 💙 From sunny Townsville, North Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺
Congratulations Ryan and Mrs Ryan 🙂 what a beautiful little boy, so sweet absolutely gorgeous – how exciting – enjoy the early days as they go quickly – lots of photos and videos and youtube reacts
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Happy Aussie Father’s Day Ryan…
Congratulations!!!
Australia ain't war mongers like the USA..
He doesn't know about the army 20,000.,000 Highly trained killer kangaroos with lasers on their head!! …(we copied the idea from Dr.Evil) lol
Congratulations on the birth of your son, he’s a cutie.
He’s beautiful. Congratulations to you all. Welcome to the world, Jase
Sometimes in these illustrations, they always do illustrations of Sydney. Like doing the harbour bridge, opera house etc.
Don't see much illustrations of say Melbourne, Canberra, Perth etc.
You might need to update this video :/
I have 3 passports and have lived in 24 countries. I am a naturalized Australian, and in my 66th year, I live in Australia. There is no other nation that offers the best quality of life than Australia.
Congratulations!!!! Do you have an address we could send an Aussie gift to?
Taking over Aus may not be hard, Keeping it would be another. HOw much of your armed forces you would need to patrol our size and coast. We take out Pine Gap and your military blind to half the planet. Be nice, go elsewhere😄😁😃
Congratulations! What a cute little dude! Enjoy all the milestones
Congratulations he is gorgeous
We dont need all the artillery – we have venemous snakes, spiders, crocs and jellyfish to keep the enemies at bay. If they beat all of these, then they can shape up to our kangaroos – I would lay money on a 'big red' any day of the week (as would most Aussies – we would bet on 2 flies crawling up a wall, afterall). On the slim chance the enemy gets past the 'roos, the drop bears will get 'em!! BTW drop bears are fictitious (but dont tell the enemy) — — Congratulations on the birth of your son Jace — he is gorgeous!
Our military is small and because of that the focus is on quality and multipurpose training. There's a reason our military budget ranks around 12th in the world and depending on whether Marles and Albo continue acquisitions like Scomo did, will increase further. Our budget is larger than most countries with militaries many times our size. Our military doctrine focuses mainly on defence with limited offensive projection beyond our borders although that may change, again depending on how seriously Marles and Albo take the threats of Chynah. Australia's geographic location, size and climate works in our favour and makes the thought of any invasion costly.
Just a heads up though, that video is fairly old for AUstralia. Australia will have 45 SPG's by 2025 and possibly MLRS sometime this decade depending on the variant and platform. As for the MLRS we may be getting HIMARS and/or NASAMS mounted on HAWKEI's depending on what our gubment decides. We don't have aircraft carriers we have helicopter carriers although they could be potentially converted to aircraft carriers if our gubment bothered to purchase F-35b's. Would make alot more sense but whatever. The video combined frigates and destroyers. We have 9 hunter class frigates on the way and 3 Hobart class destroyers. New patrol ships which are practically the size of corvettes and as for subs we don't know whats going on with them atm lol.
Also despite popular belief, USA would have no chance of invading Australia. USA might have a fancy pants military, but we have emu's. Check mate 😉
Ryan look up the SASR its basically the Australian equivalent to the UK's SAS
He is a gorgeous baby. Congratulations to you both.
We would just destroy Pine Gap and ruin the US spy system. I can guarantee that if Australia was attacked, but Pine Gap was safe, The US would not come to our defense, OR it would demand that in exchange for defense, there would be open markets to American conglomerates here or similar. Or free rein to mine our minerals. The US left Great Britain, its supposed ally, to get destroyed by Germany for more than two years. Only after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbour did she go to the help of Europe. And Australia was bombed by the Japanese, with help from no other country. This crap about allies that America spouts was demonstrated graphically by the abandonment of the Kurds – American allies – to Turkey, by Trump. Yet she pretended to go in and save people in the Middle East – non-allies – in order to steal oil. Nobody can rely on the USA to help them unless there is a dollar or other reward in it for her.
This is a crazy comparison,the US would crush us in very little time.
He looks super impressed.
Congrats to you both on the birth of your beautiful baby boy!! He is so cute and will also will become an honorary Aussie.
Congratulations on your sweet little son he is beautiful 💕
OMGOODNESS He is adorable. Thankyou
Video didn't include the emus. We'd have the USA over gravy if it had included them🤣
Jake is so cute! Congrats 🎊
Congratulations man
We'd smash the US easy.
We are making something new it’s a jetpack
Creator of video: “Australia would stand no chance against America”
Me: “Sure let us Australians be like everyone else and pretend we don’t have any friends with anyone besides America. Yeah let’s do that.”
Congratulatiobs on bub 😊
Congratulations on your bub🤗
One crucial statistic left out: Emus. Australia-700,000 vs USA 13,300. Hehehe!
America is the only reason Australia doesn't have a big Army like Americans because if we won't close and allies our army would be a lot bigger trust me
Congratulations Ryan and partner. Jace is absolutely gorgeous and so cute. He may even grow to be a good looker like his ol' man 😂. Us Aussies can only hope that when Jace grows up he says emu ( eeem-you ) not dads bad habit of eemoo 😳😅🤦♀️ he'll learn our Aussie lingo yet… 'WE HOPE' hahaha, we haven't given up 😁
Anyhow Ryan hope you feel better soon… you're a lovable character and we love your sense of humour. Your reactions put a smile on our faces with every clip. You never know "happy arvo" might even catch on here down under 🤭😂…..
❤ to your new beautiful family from all of your Aussie mates 🇦🇺🤗🦘🐨
Gday Jase ya lil Rippa😁 🤙🏼
Ahh why fight. Aussies would welcome them, tell them she’ll be right mate, have a beer.
We would fight with everything we have, but after a few years, we would lose
We learned how to fight a war from you guys. But you guys still have your sneaky secrets 😉 cough*war crimes*cough
Congratulations on Jace, he is adorable.
One important element is that even if the US decided that it would attack Australia it would leave the rest of the world very very pissed at the US, and why would it be the US attacking Australia and not the other way around? Well it is a rather long list, but essentially Australia isn't Imperialistic.
Gotta watch out for our boxing Kangaroos pow pow
Welcome Jase ❤️
and Happy Arvo to you too 😊
Congratulations Ryan, to both you, and especially your wife 💜 (since she did all the hard work 😉).
Soooo Happy for you both!!!!!!
I've only just discovered your channel a few days ago, and I'm hooked … I've been binging your videos ever since 🙂
Keep 'em coming mate 👍
You have to think about are allies
We are part of the Commonwealth realm The head of state of are country is the queen of England.
Thankful and lucky and happy we are all allies at the end of the day! Love from Australia
You’re little boy is beautiful. Congratulations- 🎉
Congrats Ryan – life will never be the same – but it will be better 😉
Australia has to get its tanks off an island. The Navy and Air Force is more important to Australia