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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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I would watch/listen the HELL out of a Trixie & Katya True Crime podcast!!!!! DO IT PLEASE!
♥💀♥
wait i wanna hear about promising young woman
A moment of silence for all the years we had to struggle through life before they dropped this bald, and in fact, dazzlingly beautiful podcast
🤢….🤮
should be renamed katya talks about her favourite movies and TV im here for it
Tracey's ripped fishnets were problematic and homophobic.<3
Brandy in cinderella was amazing and they were very diverse ❤
Mahler is lit and I’m so thrilled about this development
Sorry for focusing on your cat 🐈 the whole time trixie😂😂😂
Dear Hank & John end every podcast episode with an update on the news from Mars (Hank) and A.F.C Wimbledon (John).
John is the only person who has made me care/learn anything about professional soccer beyond the US womens national team. The podcast actually made an AFC Wimbledon fan of Phil Dunster, the actor who went on to play Jamie Tartt in the show Ted Lasso.
I regret getting a snack near the end of the episode XD love you Trixie and Katya
need Katya's book recommendations
At 45:10, put headphones in – after trixie says “beep beep,” I swear to GOD you can quietly hear a car in the background make a “beep beep” noise and THAT is the psychic behavior we admire from the pod
Sometimes I wonder whether the movie reviewing YouTube community are just contrarians or companies hype up their movies/shows to such an extent that ppl expect Citizen Kane, but get an Adam Sandler movie level of mediocrity.
“Chew, chew, heeey, eat, eat!! Fat gurls…!!”
Scream laugh every time I think of that Rose scene in Wigstock
It’s so brilliant!
Thanks for validating my experience and including me in this underrated narrative
Justice for Donna Summer's legacy re: supposed homophobia; it's based on one interview in Italian in the early 80s. She definitely got over it if it ever was.
Fat
watchmen is to trixie what contact was to katya. thats karma mama
Dianetics sounds amazing!!
Katya gushing about classical music is the energy I'm all here for
“It gripped me by the nagas”
It gripped you by the mythological snake people?!
Btw, my Mom LOVES Claire Danes because, “she’s Not a pretty crier! Actresses fake it and try to look pretty crying – no one looks pretty’s crying!”
I love the reference to Hunger Games, when there is an awesome you tube video out there where both these queens represent District 1 in the Hunger Games with other fierce queens. I can't say who wins, but you won't be disappointed. LOL.
I wish this video came earlier in my life. A silicon-based lube ruined my weighted blanket fabric, and it upset me. 😢
Someone needs to make sure Tricia doesn’t find out about the gigantic King Kong puppet the made for the Broadway show…
That wind down at the end was the most respect I've been given this week.
“You can stand up, sit down, or lay flat”
Yes another Overboard reference from Katya! 😂
Kong is Universal 😂
Fat!
omg I watched Tar right before this. now THATS esp 38:11
I'm so glad Katya found the other worldly Mahler. She just might pee her knickers with no.3 in the earbuds. Welcome to the space folding intergalactic Mahlerverse.
Matador Meggings should teach everyone how to deal with comments on social media!
@MatadorMeggings 😂
I love these women
While I understand that a lot of people have gone slightly insane, only reason why right-wingers are even using the term woke in the first place is because white left-wingers appropriated it without understanding that they were being made fun of by black people. Please try not to feed the machine that tries to drag minorities into this.
Also most of the criticism about The Little Mermaid isn't purely because they chose someone black. It's more like about how some characters are hand-me-downs and how everything with minority swaps is just mediocre. A lot of the criticism is more well-rounded and not as simplistic as generic racism.