In This Episode: We have a mom freaking out after learning where her baby’s name comes from, a girlfriend falls for the oldest trick in the book, a listener recounts their experience meeting the “JESUS CHRIST” guy, a hookup turns out to be gross, a listener recounts a story about a sweet guy who turns out to be a creep, and a new father flips when he learns another man was in the delivery room. And for this week’s Circle Jerdge we take a moment to appreciate the little things.
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Intro Music by: Iván
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Story Links:
Named daughter after cicada
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheButtface/comments/1dsva0g/aitbf_for_naming_my_daughter_after_a_cicada/
Fell for the oldest trick in the book
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1diqbqu/tifu_by_pulling_my_bfs_weeny/
Upset my wife had another man in the delivery room
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1e2t562/aio_for_getting_upset_when_my_wife_had_another/
Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
4:45 Mail Time
8:30 r/amithebutthole: Named my daughter after a cicada
15:46 r/tifu: Pulled my boyfriends weeny
21:17 A crappy tangent
24:33 A listener meets the “Jesus CHRIST!” guy at work
29:24 CJ: The Little Things
42:28 Listener Sound
46:07 Listener Story: Hookup turns out to be gross
51:50 Listener Story: Love bombed by a weirdo
1:01:06 r/amioverreacting: Upset my wife had another man in the delivery room
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5am Munchin on some chicken post club; perfect way to end the night fr
Pancheros > Chipotle
35:08 my friend got a clock that at the top of the hour will do a different bird call each hour. My friend learned the bird calls so quickly! They also said it was annoying as fuck lmao
Heheheh the comment from the person watching after the club and the comment from the person listening while on a morning run being next to each other made me giggle.
Lol my cat loves messing with those door stops
Trampolines seem so fun until my 34 year old knees are in pain the next day lol
Love you all! Thanks for making my Mondays better.
Qdoba is doing it right for me but chipotle has never hit. Might be bc we are in the midwest bc it always seems better in the west?
13:35 "Elf-ahh-bahh" but said quickly. The movie version of the musical is coming out this fall!
You can still get pregnant from premature accusation.
I saw Fontaines D.C. when they opened for Arctic Monkeys. Definitely would recommend you see them in person if you get the chance!
Can't relate to the soda thing. If I get a regular coke, the sugary taste is overwhelming.
So when the grinder story was being told and Rick was rubbing her hands and saying "like lotion" I had to stop as I was putting lotion on myself…..😩
I get Josh is heelin it, but is he start to be feelin it?
Cause if so, the bit bote.
23:02 Rik, I have had 6 surgeries on my butthole. I'm not even kidding, but it is hilarious. I can relate to the hellscape that you described, different horrors aside.
24:51 Geez, it's crust!
Hey, wondering if you guys would be interested in hearing about my Maury Show debut circa 2002? My daughter now knows (she's 22, I am 39) let's just say…. I was a screaming South Dakota statistic by the age of 16. Midwest boredom, boom shic sha'way – Boones Farm and Newborns.
Mtv had already recruited their lot, unbeknownst to me, I woulda WRECKED a reality time line. Farrah vs. Sara … Epic.
Also. .. Rik – Modest Mouse has been my favorite band (besides Three Dog Night and Sublime) since I was 14. My entire life is based on playlists from every album.
Josh – I refer to you as "schwa" or the upside down, backwards 'e' in international phonetics. It's the unstressed, neutral vowels said quickly through barely parted lips.
Also, how do you have perfectly dark pink lips?
Okay, gentle tangential over
Grindr is just gay men josh haha
māua is a pronoun in ʻōlelo hawaiʻi (Hawaiian) that means me and 1 other person. It’s exclusive, meaning if I say it to someone I’m talking about myself and another and not including the listener.
Wingspan the board game might be the closest thing to what Christian wants especially the Digital version. It has triva facts and actual bird calls from each bird. Plus the board game is very fun and tranquil.
yall lost me at cultural appropriation lol