My ChatGPT A.I. pal has decided that I will review JCB PIONEER: MARS, a Mars colonizing game and the evil version of No Man’s Sky for PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, and PC.
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Red Planet? More like BORed Planet
I cannot even find info on how long this game is. No one has beaten it. Not one soul.
Yeah this looks awful lol
I'm excited toJCB Pioneer Uranus
This is exactly the kind of game that could've fooled me into buying it and playing. Thanks for the warning. I appreciate it. And I salute you for your sercive to our society as a whole for warning us. This game sounds like it's hot garbage.
"Toss your resources at the plot" (2:11) is literally the best summary of these kinds of games, and I'm amazed they managed to make that even less fun than usual.
This game feels like a dumpster fire, full of hot hot garbage.
So much for a simulation game. Mars has an average surface temperature of -80 fahrenheit. There is no way you could sustain hot garbage in that climate.
I will be honest, this game doesn't look as a bad game, but it sadly is. It just unfortunately doesn't have better gameplay, any goal, and more dangerous hazards. If they improved current mechanics and added more fun stuff I could see myself playing it. Too bad.
I don’t even think Australian bin chickens would be tantalised by this hot garbage.
Lmao the last sentence of the review section was absolutely brutal.
In high-school, a teacher put dozens of cigarettes and water in a blender, and mixed it all up. She asked us to smell the thing. The first person smelled it and made a disgusted face. You'd think the second person would refuse – the teacher said they could – but nope, they smelled it too, and again, made a face as if they just smelled Satan's anus. This went on and on and every single person smelled that foul concoction. I was the 20th in the line or something, and I'm proud to say I smelled it as well like the jackass I am. It smelled like hot garbage, obviously. But I just had this weird morbid curiosity to see it for myself.
All of this to say, your review made me weirdly interested in playing the game. Wouldn't buy it, but if it was on Ps extra, I would definitely try it out hahaha
Cheers man, excellent video as always!
Sorry you had to deal with that HOT GARBAGE. Sometimes things are so bad they’re good! This is not one of those times. This game makes Chex Quest look like the video game Sistine Chapel.
Wow yeah, this game looks HORRIBLE! Thanks once again for suffering for our ~10 minutes of entertainment!
That was a great video as usual. You sacrifice your free time so that we don't have to play these hot garbage games. Thank you <3
RGR I just want you to know that your videos always bring me joy, even when you suffer through hot garbage for the benefit of humanity. May every game in your future be better than JCB Pioneer: Mars.
Game looked like hot garbage… sorry for your suffering 😅
This game is huge for Zinc. Finally getting the attention it deserves, even if it is in this hot garbage.
Loved your space review for this hot space garbage!
it was upsetting to witness this hot garbage in real time in your living room. great video though!!
Yikes, you weren’t kidding about the overwhelming number of upgrades and stats – I’m having an anxiety attack just watching the review. And maybe the further in you get the planets look less like absolute flaming trash? Maybe? Maybe? Because Google searching images for this all I see is the same red hot garbage.
at least you know your audience, and that we're here to see you suffer. what did you do to palette cleanse after this smorgasbord of hot garbage?
I loved how much you roasted this piece of hot garbage
Really enjoying this series! Hot Garbage.
When I saw the thumbnail I almost thought you were reviewing Occupy Mars and I got excited, and then I heard the intro and I was sad, but I still enjoyed the video
Can agree with the hot garbage sentiment.