ALL OF r/CRAPPYOFFBRANDS

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Almost an hour of the top posts from r/Crappyoffbrands on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at https://www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ! Video credits below.

Robin ► https://twitter.com/xycronva
Damien ► https://twitter.com/NotDamienLee
Lexi ► https://www.youtube.com/c/TheLexikitty/videos

Lexi | McDon’t: 00:00:00
Damien | HUH: 00:12:33
Robin | I DON’T WANT TO!: 00:21:31
Robin | FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S GOES MOBILE 😎: 00:31:57
Robin | adasdas: 00:42:35

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  3. 41:08 that's pixel gun 3d. Used to be one of the few good f2p shooter games with a blocky style, but eventually went into a downward spiral with aggressively pushed advertising and an incredibly unfair p2w system where they would nerf the guns after they could be aquired without real money.

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  13. 51:00– Raphaengelo, of course! Or maybe Donanardo?

    I was too busy laughing at "Be Gay Ointment" to be fully-prepared for "Family of Animal: New Leaf." I've played OG Animal Crossing, New Leaf, Wild World, Pocket Camp, and New Horizons extensively, and I do not recall ANY animal characters practicing Kama Sutra like the ones in the package are… (Although, to be honest, who knows what my villagers are up to when I log out? Kyle DOES have that studio camera in his house… 🤔)

    Cyd's been acting waay too bromosexual lately, and I'm not sure how I feel about an elephant/human relationship. I'm concerned he might act out in a jealous rage one day over my friendship with Kyle, and I've been hoping for months he'll move away because I always ignore him – but despite this. he keeps sending me letters and gifts in the mail. In the real world, I could probably get a restraining order – or at least a no-contact order. Christmas is coming, maybe I'll give him an old tire or a rusty can and see if he takes the hint! Get into my move-out queue, NOW!

    40:14 – You'd BETTER be buying Lexi a Lexibook for Christmas, Robin!!! It seems the obvious choice.
    42:05 – Same.
    45:00 – Turn your head to the side and look closely at the printed pattern… Go ahead, I'll wait… (69 69 69)
    47:54 – Actually, "toilet water" was a joke from the Days of Yore (late-1800s, early 1900s) when "violet water" was used as a perfume. I guess it was a pretty big deal for them when they discovered how to create a synthetic violet scent. (Toilette is French for cologne, and cologne is French for… well… cologne.)
    49:23 – My "Inner Trekkie" is having a grand mal seizure right now. Spock costume, Kirk's face, and… a DAVID SCHWIMMER LOOKALIKE MODEL?! Da fuq?
    50:11 – Well, at least they didn't use Tweek as their mascot.
    51:16 – OK, Yourway, you have my attention. If your food is as good as your marketing, you've got yourself a customer!

    Me: 🎵Scooter Dooby Doo, where are you… 🎶
    Scooter: On the Cartown Newyork, weekdays at 3 PM Eastern, 2 PM Central! Check your local cable listings!

    Now, off to play some "Family of Animal: Island of Andy Doing All The Work Just Like His Real-World Job." 🤣

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  15. 47:27 Yes! I've done that maze fun house several times at the county fair! It's hilarious! I don't think this is my county fair, though. I'm trying to remember what the company is called. On the other side is a monkey using makeup from either a Mary Kay or Avon box (both MLM makeup companies).

    Edit: Found the fair attractions company, but I think it's different from the one that has the fun house. I won't be putting them on blast, at least, not this time.

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  26. 4:21 Well Lexi there is 1 Suit that kinda has ribs though its cannonically the skeleton frame of one of the Iron Man Suits that suit being Mark 41 aka Bones it was the prototype of the Mark 42's way of deployment where the suit would disasemble into the diffrent peices Bones if i remember correctly the suits arms legs torso and helmet would stay relativly complete when seperated unlike how mark 42 seperated but even then it didn't really have ribs the closest thing to ribs were the skeletal system of all iron man suits being the entire suit and the shoulders were just 3 points where a armor plate would attach and Bones is a black color with circutry look to it and then gold lining on all the diffrent plates
    Essentially Bones is what happens when you remove all the actual armor and weapons (Save the Repoulsers Arc Reactor)and of an Iron Man Suit leaving only the mechanics for the suit

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  28. Saw the thumbnail and immediately blurted out “YES, BE GAY, DO CRIMES” in front of my Christian father, he took it well!! Even gave me a thumbs up and said “well if that’s what you want to do in life, then God is proud of you”
    Im so thankful my dad is such an accepting Christian, he of course doesn’t understand the LBGTQ+ community but he tries his best to be accepting and respectful
    Love him for it ;w;

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  32. How to make a pipe bomb

    You'll need duct tape, alcohol, matches, a broom handle, Ziploc gallon bags, a 6" pipe with a radius of 2" as well as threaded caps for each end, a candle, an electric drill and bit, liquid nail glue, cotton balls, a ruler, sharpie, black powder and a fuse. Mark every 1" on the pipe; drill a hole in one end cap for the detonator; insert the 2" fuse, secure the fuse with candle wax. Clean all threading with alcohol and screw on the 1st end cap. Drop a box full of matchstick heads into the pipe; pack with broomstick, 1" of cotton balls stop that pierced by the fuse. Next, cut a hole In a bag and insert the bag in the pipe, with the fuse in the hole.

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