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Bells Hells tinker with former friendships and robotic inner workings before returning to Paragonโs Call, this time as newly minted membersโฆ
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0:20 Sam brushes his teeth
5:25 Fearne/Ashley week
7:50 Intro cinematic
9:40 EPISODE STARTS
13:30 Recap Ends
21:20 FCG will go off
22:45 Who is the nicest?
25:45 Chetney Chiselhands
27:00 Bassuras Mint Pickles
31:20 Messaging Dancer
33:45 FCG cannot make faces
35:45 Who should disassemble FCG
42:50 Dancer
48:30 Whisper cam
52:55 Orym moves towards reconciliation
56:50 Chetney gets his first creepy message
58:45 FCG activates
59:55 The reunion
1:11:20 Origin of the tongue
1:12:20 Pints (returning the saw)
1:13:45 FCG has two HDMI ports, you have to set the right input
1:14:40 Metal is temporary, wood is forever (Chetney is done with this convo)
1:16:15 Ideas for new merch
1:19:30 Metal paints (science, itโll get ya)
1:23:05 Joe describes Devexian
1:30:35 You know how people do brain surgery? (holding the saw)
1:32:55 Do a flip (surgery begins)
1:36:00 Chetney takes notes
1:38:50 Donโt do it, Laudna (do do do do do do do)
1:46:40 Getting in FCGโs head
1:51:40 Joe leaves
1:53:20 Karen culling
2:03:10 Nothing better than being a cleric who heals (making the tongue canon)
2:05:20 Dโs nuts
2:11:55 Chetney will catch up
2:12:50 BREAK STARTS
2:19:15 Art Montage
2:22:50 BREAK ENDS
2:25:05 Laudna is struggling with the planning process
2:27:30 Wild magic
2:32:10 Am I gonna float forever?
2:34:00 Lots of broken things
2:35:40 Artana Voe
2:42:15 Let the gate drop
2:53:25 Rockman
2:55:40 Tiny weapon for Mister
3:04:55 Rockmond doesnโt know celebrities except Ratanish
3:10:10 Laudna flirts harder (and has been disappeared)
3:12:00 Liam loves his new ability
3:16:05 Deafening silence
3:18:50 Been awhile (crate AC)
3:30:40 Should we try and steal?
3:33:30 Ratanishโs hobbies
3:40:20 Soltryce Academy Wildcats
3:41:40 Chetney changes his appearance
3:43:10 FYI, two weeksโ notice is not a legal requirement, it just helps if you want a reference later
3:46:45 Brewch
3:51:50 Give him the hole
3:59:05 Ashton and Laudna shop for rings
4:07:05 Ashton and Laudna
4:12:35 Chetneyโs infiltration
4:19:05 Reporting in
4:31:55 Fight time
4:34:10 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 18th of Sydenstar in the year 843. Samโs gas can says โBreaking Smiley, I am the one who smilesโ with a picture of FCG with angry eyebrows
Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Series is a YouTube series inspired by Legend of Sleepy Hollow. It has DnD luminaries such as our own Matt Mercer, Ginny Di, and Krystina Arielle all doing fantastic work. Plus, it just feels like a throwback to YouTube modernizations that I used to love like The Lizzie Bennet Diaries and Emma Approved (canโt put my finger on exactly why). You can watch it on the Shipwrecked YouTube channel, new episodes are dropping every Monday.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
FCG, turns murder bot.
exterminat, Exterminate, EXTERMINATE!
Entire time I'm thinking D is for Devros.
The Quip ad was the moment Matt decided a TPK was the only choice left. "I have to. For the world."
FCG reminds me of claptrap from borderlands 1 when he turns on the party
The min/maxer that I am seeing all these odd stat scores and has a near panic attack every time
Why in the name of everything unholy would Marisha and Talisen decide to stretch out the weird side quest to get the bloody ring. Why!? What was the purpose of stretching that out? That was painful. ๐คจ
Overwatch takes place in the Age of Arcanum!
They should have a Las Vegas store! ๐ It sounds like the typical merch there! 1:16:44–1:18:20
I'm just waiting for them to realise when all of them jump into the hole to hide, to find out that their 10 minutes of air will be divided among all of them.
have to admit, really struggled to finish episode after the break. This season is feeling like a slog to get hrough, been stuck on this episode for weeks.
Metal mask? Name starting with D? Wait could everyone's favorite (sexist) automaton Devexian (Vex for short) be back?!
Karen Calling. ROFL. Great stuff.
while I adore the show, I hope they change that intro animation. Proper uncanny valley discomfort
D is Devaxian isn't it? Got a feeling
When they talked about the two inputs in FCG, my brain just went right to that Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode with the murderous doll: "Here's your problem, someone set this thing to evil"
I love how they all applauded even the smallest things like Matt making the sound of a shield rolling out of a box. Simply amazing ๐
spoilers alret for C2:
does anyone remember what was the name for the Aeor Autumaton from C2?
I feel like Imahara Joe is the Matt-representing character in this campaign.
By the end of the campaign, FCG will stand for "Flesh Cut and Grafted"
1:36:00
Finding out FCG is a trojan horse is some of the craziest shit of all time.
Matt not reminding them that you have to active the enchantment on the lens… sigh
Ashton saying he's taking them through the ropes right after Laudna says she's been disappeared is such great timing lol
Sam Reigel has truly perfected The Long Con. I'd be upset that he only uses it for dirty jokes, but if he made a character that was truly 'TBBEG' they'd all be so screwed.
4:02:00
1:52:59 Joe comes back with a Chiltons for Automatons. lol
So if it's Canon, that means the merch must flow, no?
I love during that sponsorship, Liam and Laura were being parents and telling Sam to stop, while everyone else had no clue what to do
Wonder why Marisha is keeping the episode count wrong, does anybody know?
22:21 lol not scary ๐ you guys are the horror castle (personally i love it):D there is werewolf, a Frankenstein monster (FCG), the ghost from the ring, the Fire fay of vulkanikus with hell monkey :D, there is a Barbarian, with thinks in his body as body horror crystal show :D, and a cute halfaling who fights like it shames Jason ๐ On that note i love your characters and this group worth's watching ๐ All you guys miss is a Drakula or another vampire lrod ๐ and could be called Bells castlevania hell's ๐
Chetney being very granular with the steps, then accusing laudna of being too granular, and her precious reaction to that whole interaction. Love it ๐
So with the being awake for brain surgery thing I hear that all the time but I actually had brain surgery and I was put under just a fun fact. ๐
Ashton and Laudna straight up sounded like a married couple! almost killed me!
Always manages to rear that ugly habit at some point…
Laura "Do/Can I have advantage?" Bailey.
At least this time, it was posed as a question, not a request. Still damned annoying to hear. Thought she left that part behind her half-way through C2. Was nice to not hear it.
We're Hells Bells… we fight monsters, save the world … et cetera… Our biggest fears are heavy crates and doors. Fear us.
i a d o r e Travis and his face while looking at the rest of the party. He's figuring it out. all of it
1:16:47 they should make the name shirt like they did with campaign 1 but the robot names
Orym: "How do we not scare Dancer off?"
FCG: "Well we're not very scary people."
Ashton, Laudna, Chetney, Fearne, Imogen, and Orym: Press X to Doubt
FCG: "I mean you're not, you're all real friendly."
Ashton: menacing chuckle
Poor Chetny, Forced to play the zero kill Dishonered run ๐
1:52:01 I laughed so fucking hard alone in my kitchenโฆ
2:02:46
I love the idea of the whole group just getting absolutely showered with woodchips every time Chet starts a new project ๐
1:11:19 Ashley lol
2:03:13 Making fun of Jester in season 3
2:03:48 Trying to make the tongue canon again
Iโll never understand how the film crew manage to not laugh in the background.
is Imahara Joe an hommage to grant beacuse that'd be really cool
1:19:00
1:20:05 checkpoint! ignore this comment
SPOILERS
1:23:00
I'm telling you, the vendor is Devexian trying to conquer the world or smth.