A cat walks in a coffee bar. She goes straight to the bartender and with a very normal human voice ask for a long black coffee. The bartender is amazed and reply: “You are talking ?? Never saw a talking cat !…” . “Well, indeed, never been in this coffee shop before” the cat answered.
Bartender prepare the coffee and serve it to the cat. When putting the cup in front of her, he noticed she was fast keying a laptop. He is dumbfounded and with low voice ask the cat: “So you know how to use a laptop ??…”. “Of course, I do it daily, no big deal…” . “But this is totally amazing, you are a real miracle ! I know a Circus manager which would pay a lot to have you there ! Would you been interested in a career in Circus ?”.
The cat slowly raised her eyes and replied with a surprised tone:
“…and what a Circus would do with an IT specialist ??..”
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