"I'm just a small town girl." Has the heavenly voice of a grizzled survivor telling their story in front of a campfire under a shelter waiting for the rain to pass.
I don't know, it's a decent story, but the ending leaves something to be desired, and there's way to many unanswered questions. Would've been better IMO, of they'd have been secret agents, American vs. some other country's intelligence agents. IDK, maybe not. Found myself wondering why she would remain at her shift after everything…
…on the WORST blind double date EVER, while stationed at my first duty station in eastern WA.
They were Mormon and my friend was part of their temple, and I’m…not. The entire time I got the “you’re the incarnation of everything evil” vibe from my date the entire time.
Dinner was nice though as we went to this mom and pop Mexican hole in the wall…the server must’ve gotten the vibe also because my carne asada was wrapped up into a burrito the size of a loaf of wonder bread…well that and I got free shots of mezcal accompanying my Singapore Slings…
We get to the movie theater downtown and try to decide on a movie. I avoided the Disney movie because I knew it’d be chock full of people-puppies, and Star Wars fans wanting to watch the new trailer…(yeah kinda dating myself and the incident with that, huh?)
They declined EVERY suggestion except the Disney film…and my heart sank when my head dropped…because I knew….(When I say my date was a skittish one, I mean they hid from the Disney level “jump scares”….)
We had some time before the movie started so we went for a walk.
I lagged a little behind enjoying a cigar I got from a British shoppette during one of my shorter termed deployments, when they went into a Starbucks.
I finished what I wanted and went in.
After half an hour of some bad noise I ended up ejected and subsequently banned from that Starbucks.
Why?
All I asked for was “a large black coffee” and I got way too many questions about what I’d said.
….and that’s what I remember from my very first Starbucks experience.
I’m brewing some more hot bean juice presently, with some Snickers creamer and a gollup of bourbon.
Firearm training at Starbucks !!!! I'll have to be nicer when they screw up my order for the 5th time in one week !!!! lol. Great story. Thanks for the upload😃😃😃👍👍👍
This was really good and I really can't wait to hear more from this writer and to this story, induction should be interesting I can't wait. Your narration and the authors story were perfect
The small town girl is exponentially more likely to have shot a gun than the city dwellers, though. You know that, right? We have guns outside the human hives. It's normal.
Um what
"I'm just a small town girl."
Has the heavenly voice of a grizzled survivor telling their story in front of a campfire under a shelter waiting for the rain to pass.
More please. Asap❤❤❤❤❤
V sayin hes a small town girl is hilarious
Absolutely loved the story and the narrative voice. Awesome job again. Absolutely appreciate you 🙏
I have never stepped foot in a Starbucks nor had anything from there but from what I've heard this story sounds about right.
This is a good Story- Who Ever made- this keep going with other's- i would like a expanded Universe on this one.
I don't know, it's a decent story, but the ending leaves something to be desired, and there's way to many unanswered questions. Would've been better IMO, of they'd have been secret agents, American vs. some other country's intelligence agents. IDK, maybe not. Found myself wondering why she would remain at her shift after everything…
I'm a small town girl, said by the man with the deepest voice ever is SO hilarious to me 😂 cracked me up everytime something like this happens
Damn People take their coffee seriously Entertaining tale sir I have heard similar stories from other podcasts but this is excellent
Please tell me this is going to be a series.
What a fever dream of a story.
I can't stand starsucks but surprisingly interested where this shite is going to go.
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YOU JUST KILLED 7 PEOPLE OVER
COFFEE
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
This was shockingly good. 😮
but what happened to the potatoes?
One of the best stories in awhile. What a fun time!
Ok so there I was, no shit….
…on the WORST blind double date EVER, while stationed at my first duty station in eastern WA.
They were Mormon and my friend was part of their temple, and I’m…not. The entire time I got the “you’re the incarnation of everything evil” vibe from my date the entire time.
Dinner was nice though as we went to this mom and pop Mexican hole in the wall…the server must’ve gotten the vibe also because my carne asada was wrapped up into a burrito the size of a loaf of wonder bread…well that and I got free shots of mezcal accompanying my Singapore Slings…
We get to the movie theater downtown and try to decide on a movie. I avoided the Disney movie because I knew it’d be chock full of people-puppies, and Star Wars fans wanting to watch the new trailer…(yeah kinda dating myself and the incident with that, huh?)
They declined EVERY suggestion except the Disney film…and my heart sank when my head dropped…because I knew….(When I say my date was a skittish one, I mean they hid from the Disney level “jump scares”….)
We had some time before the movie started so we went for a walk.
I lagged a little behind enjoying a cigar I got from a British shoppette during one of my shorter termed deployments, when they went into a Starbucks.
I finished what I wanted and went in.
After half an hour of some bad noise I ended up ejected and subsequently banned from that Starbucks.
Why?
All I asked for was “a large black coffee” and I got way too many questions about what I’d said.
….and that’s what I remember from my very first Starbucks experience.
I’m brewing some more hot bean juice presently, with some Snickers creamer and a gollup of bourbon.
Gombeh!!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥 Excellent 😙🤌🏾
Free tactical training? Why would anyone complain about that? That shit is expensive otherwise man!
Fiction based in fact
Damn I want more this was amazing great job
😜😄😃😀😊☺😉😍💀
Wonderful game of foams story.
Kudos to the narrator and author.
👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿
I am just a girl 😂
Uber eats every night?!?!
No wonder she’s broke.
Starbucks wages won’t cover that kind of lifestyle. Lol.
Wonderful!
Really looking forward to a part 2!
No wonder their coffee suck balls so bad
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Firearm training at Starbucks !!!! I'll have to be nicer when they screw up my order for the 5th time in one week !!!! lol. Great story. Thanks for the upload😃😃😃👍👍👍
I need more
The real fantasy here is getting a job at starbucks without a bachelor's degree minimum
I will never buy another Starbucks coffee 😅
I will never look at a Starbucks employee the same again!!
OP had it coming- he let her move the shoe rack and set the stage for her taking over his house. Hope he Leant his lesson not to be such a 🐈
As someone who was a barista there, im HERE for this story 😂😂😂 it doesn't seem far from reality lmao
This was really good and I really can't wait to hear more from this writer and to this story, induction should be interesting I can't wait. Your narration and the authors story were perfect
OH man, I hope this is a series
Viidith22 voicing as a "small time girl" is always gonna be hilarious. 😂😂
The title immediately had me thinking of the Project White Rabbit story. 😅
Can't wait for the sequel !! Just activated all notifications because I don't want to miss this
The small town girl is exponentially more likely to have shot a gun than the city dwellers, though. You know that, right? We have guns outside the human hives. It's normal.
Definitely want more of this story ❤
This author needs to get us part 2 and three right NOW
Now you know why I don't go there anymore.
🔥Whoop Whoop homie🔥
Smoke some grass and chill on your ass
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Very intrigued to see where this story goes from here.
Does anybody know how to use a gun?… Yeah, all the people you work with, duh!
I don't do Starbucks and after listening to this I don't think I will. Is this going to continue would like to hear what happens