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I'll accept the Haaland injury as long as Kane retires from football.
Just smoked then watched this, Flavs rants at the end have fried my head
Liverpool Cracks and Man Glue hurt my soul 2 years ago. I think this should be the year for City Cracks
By the way love the ROAST of Graham Potter.
Unwritten rule: everytime the opposition subs on an attacking player you must say 'he always scores against us'
I don't think my heart could take a play off for the title. Recent years have made the title race over with a few games still to play. Last year was the worst with the title slipping out of our hands on the last hour. Up for the change, but be warned possible death by anxiety.
Got a bit of an office chat story, in which I was the poor victim. I am a Liverpool fan whose family are all Liverpool fans, but I grew up in wigan (about 15 miles away). I have always loosely followed Wigan Athletic, by which i mean I probably went to a couple games in the last 5 years. Recently, waiting for a job interview, a fellow interviewee leans over and asks me where I’m from. When i tell him I’m from Wigan, he asks if i like football. When i say yes, he gives me a cheeky grin and says “I’m a chesterfield fan, so it looks like we have that Paul Joyce connection”. It was at this point i realised I was the insufferable plastic fan who knew nothing about football in the office. I replied with “yeah, i suppose” and nothing more was said between us. To this day I am just grateful that i didn’t respond with the extremely patronising “oh yeah, chesterfield! I played against you lot in football manager once”
Things Graham Potter does – takes out the bins in worn baggy trackie bottoms and a dressing gown, then embarrassingly fumbles round picking up the empty ready meal packets when the bag tears
I normally watch football on my own on TV and I've started to develop a weird celebration noise that sounds like a squid and now I do it whenever whoever is around, it sounds like zoiberg a lil
GRAEME POTEER POWER MOVE: Back hands Aubemyang then as he walks past gives him a bumming
This pod used to be like finding a porn mag in a shrub next to a train station, not this HD 4K on tap nonsense
had to sync up the spotify audio with this
Graham Potter is the kind of guy who has lunches that he puts together on his lap, squeezing his legs together to act as a little table.
We can only punch down.
No mention of sporting v Tottenham? No champions league talk ?
Yank here, we just listen to you guys anyway
On Haaland, ACL
Unwritten rules: number 1 podcast are allowed to call listeners a piece of shit
Haaland needs the same injury that VVD got from Pickford being a wank stain
I sincerely aggressively declare a war the slugs vs the grahams
Graham Potter ran to his lessons at seconday school, carrying way too many bags
Graham potter turns up to a kickabout with a lunchbox, containing egg and cress sandwiches, yoghurt covered raisins, a capri sun and three individual Jaffa cakes wrapped in cling film. He also has a boot bag that he got in a match magazine 10 years ago, in said bag are a pair of Umbro boots that he got for free with a copy of the sun in the 00s that he keeps in pristine condition, not satisfied with clapping the boots together, he uses an old toothbrush to clean his studs
I think Graham potter has a green parka hidden in his wardrobe and when he’s alone he puts it on, stands infront of his bedroom mirror pretending to be Liam Gallagher, he thinks his wife hasn’t noticed
We Can Only Punch Downwards.
People always use the term 'oh I fell in love'. No, what really happened is you witnessed man UTD give a team a bollocking and thought 'it would be pretty good to support them cuz I would rarely have to see my team lose'
Graham Potter is the type of guy to Alton Towers on his own and take a packed lunch. I when queuing for a ride he tried to make eye contact with others, smiles, nods and says 'it's good this one'
Graham Potter 100% drives Volvo
Just SO successful
Graham Potter is the kind of guy to show up to someone’s house as an £85 grinch and ruin Christmas by wrecking the whole house
I first got into football around age 7 when people talked about it at school. I decided to support Arsenal because I liked the name. I said to my parents I support Arsenal and without hesitation my mum replied 'no you don't'. So I didn't. I started supporting their team, Liverpool, where my Dad grew up.
I'm an arsenal fan from the east midlands. Neither of my parents or anyone in my family really liked football so at about 8 years old I remember picking them because they were pretty good and also because no one in my class at school supported them. I feel quite a bit of shame when telling people I meet I'm an arsenal fan and normally say I tried to glory support but got catfished but still can't help but feel I am a bit of a disgrace, although, at the same time, I could never put myself through the awful quality of football at my local conference side.
I don't know how I feel about wishing for people's bodily injury. Like, I don't think that's acceptable for me.
Things Graham Potter does: watches Babestation
UPDATE: Ben Foster was so rattled by JAFFN taking the top podcast spot that you have literally retired him. JAFFN is so good a podcast that it literally retires other sports podcasters. Mind BLOWN! 🤯
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James, could you make a video with you predicting the 26 man squad for the World Cup in November!?
jim giving todd boehly a hard ride had me DYING
#OfficeChat – brace yourselves this is a bad one: New intern at my office says he used to support Man U as a kid but got bored of it and started supporting – I swear this is true what he told me – liverpool. He’s from Leicester. He’s an odd guy generally but I can’t think what possessed him to say this to me, I doubt it’s even true and he just panicked when asked if he was into football and tried to guess what might be a ‘cool’ thing to say
My mate worked with Graham Potter when he managed Leeds Carnegie back in the late 00’s. He told me he has only ever seen 4 movies in his lifetime and just constantly watches them over and over and won’t deviate from them. Apparently they’re; Fried Green Tomatoes, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Driving Miss Daisy and Commando. 🤷♂️
Advice please guys. So I’m a Liverpool supporter from Ireland. Forced into supporting them around 93/94 by my dad (great parenting). My dad, brother, few of my uncles are all reds fans but I have been living in Manchester for 10 years now and I’ve a five month old boy born here in Manchester. Do I do the dads duty and force him to support Liverpool like the rest of my family or do I let him pick Utd or City being that he’ll be born and raised here in Manchester?
Real pain is having a family entirely from Liverpool and being Liverpool fans, then having a grandad in the 60s go "you know what Liverpool are shit at the minute but Everton look decent." Then move out to fucking New Zealand and start a family. Now I have no choice but to get up at 4 in the morning to watch us get twatted by Crystal Palace at home.
Son chat didn't age particularly well 🤣
A new Samism was spotted on MOTD, Micah Richards said that Diego Costa was a vocal point for Wolves
Great samism from my bandmate the other day (Lemon Skies plz check us out) who when talking about whether we should put a cover into our next set said that he thought the audience would "eat that shit up like wildfire", effortlessly blending eat that shit up and spread like wildfire
Office Football chat: I have a really annoying one for you. I work for charity and we have a Project Manager who all the staff accept he is a bit inept. Think of a christian David Brent who is at no point funny. He had no interest in football initially but became interested through his teenage son who is a Liverpool fan, making my manager a Liverpool fan. I can't stand it. Not necessarily because of Liverpool but as someone who has just got into football the state of the chat is dire. Very surface level, no funny jokes or interesting hypotheticals I get with the other guys who I work with. He has also compared his own management style to that of Klopp before. I genuinely feel my whole body groan when he comes into the office, says hello, a few minutes of silence and then he looks at me and says 'did you see the game last night?'
Come on James we want a World Cup squad prediction !