Jack The Jobber, Andrew Hodkinson and Ross Tweddell make their 9 pitches for AEW Full Gear 2023.
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Best one guys!
I don't generally like Ross's pitch style very much, but I loved all three in this episode… and he was so down on himself! Just very far apart in our preferences I guess.
I think the only thing that would be more stupid than Samoa Joe vacating the ROH TV title would be Samoa Joe not trying to win a match for the AEW World title
Sega publish football manager, Mr. J.Jober if that is your real name.
I can understand if you guys are burnt out on pitches. But please. PLEASE. Do not underestimate how great these videos are. Every pitches video I'm like, hmmm how unhinged will someone get? How many pages will Andrew use for a pitch? Will there ever be another AI pitch? Goodness I sure hope so. Love you dudes, it's ok to take a break but please oh please keep this thing going ❤️
The top recommended video under this video is the Sonic video from Super Eyepatch Wolf… weird.
"Ground Zero" wouldn’t work as it’s a reference to the site of the 9/11 attacks.
I really think Danhausen will be part of the group tho for real..maybe the leader..I could see him running a stable
I could see Samoa Joe bn his partner but refusing to tag in, or leave right after the bell rings.. especially if he gets MJF to sign a contract.
Tall Paul Wight will turn on Jericho..leading to his retirematch at Worlds End in a loser has to retire match since Sting is at Revolution
They’re not trees, they’re Ents … you racists 😂 also his name is Treebeard
I just wanna throw it out there, because I think it's gonna be an important detail going forward, that Wardlow has never once actually mentioned wanting the title. He just wants to make MJF suffer.
Also, I know anyone who criticizes anything Ross says takes heat for it these days, but I feel like someone needs to bite the bullet and point this out, and dammit I’ve seen worse hills to die on:…
Ross’ first pitch: build the whole show around FOURTY-FOUR-YEAR-OLD Samoa Joe.
Ross’ second pitch: kill all the old guys because they make the product feel stale.
And this is the same dude who doesn’t think Jay White belongs in the main event. 🙄
I've seen people referring to her as Midnight Blue
"But I digress."
Lmao loss the multiple topics here, lads.
Vice McMahon is the devil
Mr. McMahon is All Elite 😂
Vice McMahon is the devil
Mr. McMahon is All Elite 😂
It.ll be awesome
AEW Revolution Continues
F the haters
A James May reference in the first pitch😂
Jack talks about gaming like my uncle who used to have a Playstation and a gaming PC back in the year 2000 but got big into bar crawling in his spare time instead. And I'm here for it.
Ohhh that was a twist!
I know you're getting burnt out, but please no more senseless or AI generated battle royals
Why isn't this bit called "Pitches be Crazy?"
AEW IS GETTING BACK TO INTERESTING TV AGAIN GOOD STUFF !!
thanks!
16:21 huge pop. I feel you jack
How in Jack's battle royal, if entrant 7 is Jaws, how are we not getting the face off for the ages with Jaws and Sharkboy?
The devil should be cole but to help mjf not to turn on him.
Andrews first pitch is nothing short of legendary
Don’t remember contract specifics but I wouldn’t be surprised if Dolph Ziggler was the devil.
The "you ignorant slut" half of that line dates back to SNL in 1979 with Jane Cutain and Dan Aykroyd
Well, we already had Wrestling With Shadows. Why not Wrestling With Holograms?
Ross' pitches keep me coming back
Watching Andrews mind just melt while they get games wrong was so funny 😂
Dryden Mitchell, alien ant farm . For the win ,that tour dvd is very good watch
Jack lost me when he said he hates Ferris Bueller
The Devil will turn out to be Ric Flair, even if it makes no sense. It will turn out to be a re-hash of the old Ole Anderson booked Black Scorpion angle. It will all be some sort of nonsensical plot of Flair's to get at Sting by not going after Sting at all.
My god. I’ve only kept up on the podcast versions I never watch really so imagine my surprise seeing the wee little Jack has grown up! My man has a rugged-ish beard nowadays. Fantastic scenes
I think they thought the asteroid killing everyone would be the most daft thing in this video, but shitting on the new Beatles song and then praising the talents of Alien Ant Farm is the single daftest thing I've ever heard
I love when Jay was a free agent and people thought he might go to WWE it was a big deal but now that he went to AEW and is positioned at the top of the company people are like, "eh, he's only okay."
Up the Home Alone 3, a guilty pleasure Christmas film for me (which I watched after Jack and Ross talked about last year on the pod). Jack's Toni Storm hostage pitch is an all timer imo, I want to see TK as a hostage NOW!
I think the reason the pitches never come true is because 95% of them are just trying to fix things they don't like about current storylines or booking. Like, they are all really upset about Joe vacating the title so they pitch ideas to fix that, which is probably never going to happen because the truth is that AEW probably don't have a plan for that.
I'd have the man in the devil mask as Kyle O'Reilly and have Adam Cole turn on MJF and in doing so forming – The Undisputed Era
so close but still not George Miz Chips
IF C. M. Punk IS the devil (I don't think he is), he could use the line on the following Dynamite "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
I reckon it's stokely in the devil mask. Last time we saw masked men in black was when stokely gave mjf the chip from the casino ladder match a year ago so I imagine he's collecting on the deal they made.
I'm getting a more black dahlia vibe from toni storm
Andrew's 1st pitch… yes yes a thousand times YES!
Bullet Club better than you will be starting tonight the devil is going to be juice Robinson however they're going to play it up like it's Adam Cole throughout the entire night the devil will attack every person in the entire Pay-Per-View after their matches starting at Zero Hour
How could Jack not think Sega isn't around anymore when he plays football manager, a game published by Sega themselves. facepalm