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*laughs in drukhari*
Love your humor
I remember a story where a tau came on a diplomatic mission with some humans and they were absolutely horrified by the servitors, but the human was confused because servitors are so normalized
If you want a change of pace, I recommend you start looking into Commisar Ciaphas Cain, the God-Emperor's greatest mortal champion and the one of the biggest sources of comedy in the 40k universe next to the Orks, Trazyn the Infinite, and the decades of memes.
If you're interested, I recommend this video on Cain by one of the greatest sources of Warhammer lore for newcomers, PancreasNoWork: https://youtu.be/qM_xieoou98?si=kv_8uIMzpxHxmijd
"Human booty meat"…. 40k's Corpse Starch 🍖
To clarify, Noctis was NOT saying that he went to a slaughterhouse and saw people being turned into chicken nuggets. He was saying that he's never eaten real meat before, but his father took him to a slaughterhouse when he was younger and he saw what happened there, which was eerily similar to how the Mechanicus of processes humans into Servitors.
That being said, corpse starch IS a thing, but that's less 'you're eating people' and more 'This is recycled shit, trash, and sewage that has been rendered fit for human consumption and contains the bare minimum to keep you from falling over dead from starvation. It tastes worse than it sounds, and there may be dead bodies mixed in, possibly of the human variety, and some of them might be your deceased relatives. We don't know, we don't care. Eat it or give it to someone else and let yourself starve to death. Again, we don't care. NEXT!'
I'll let you in on a secret. You know the Inquisition? The secret police of the Imperium with the power to declare a loyal, God-Emperor worshipping planet full of Imperial citizens numbering in the billions unfit for life and to be exterminated within the hour? Those motherfuckers?
Yeah, they aren't allowed to touch the Tech-Priests. Officially, the Mechanicus is not actually part of the Imperium, just allied to it, so they technically fall outside the authority of the Inquisition and an Inquisitor is technically only allowed to go after Tech-Priests if their superiors excommunicate them. Officially anyways; if a Tech-Priest decides to throw himself out of an airlock into a the nearest sun, that's just unfortunate.
But yeah, if you touch a Tech-Priest, they're perfectly within their rights to tear you limb from limb as you have just caused a diplomatic incident, and you will be written off as a criminal for daring to lay hands on a Tech-Priest, which means your ass is probably getting sent into the Servitor line as well, dead or alive.
Moreover, Tech-Priests usually replace their arms fairly early into their service, so when I say they can tear you limb from limb, I'm being very literal.
No, being a Space Marine will not help you. They will shoot you just the same, their weapons are designed to kill things that are 99% metal and you are less than 10% metal by volume in your armor, and your Chapter will be lucky to get your body, geneseed, or armor back.
And yes, this goes for Salamanders too. They know exactly what the Mechanicus are doing and they do nothing to stop it because they cannot and will not do anything to stop it.
After all, the Salamanders need Servitors too.
The entire series really puts into perspective how good we have it in the modern era doesn't it?
14:47 word of advice, do not insult or attack a tech-priest unless you want to end up a servitor. Just smile, nod and keep your head down and mouth shut. In one story, an heir of an Imperial noble family ended up a servitor when he insulted the Machine God. Even his family were powerless to prevent his sad fate.
There is a planet that is legendary in the Imperial Guard as a Paradise for wounded and PTSD'D.
This planet is the largest manufacturer of Combat Servitors.
21:09 yep delicious corpse starch made from… uhh its better not to think about it
even the Salamanders are not good guys.
they are only good guys toward imperial citizens who follow their rules.
they burn children of other species alive.
A Vox in the Void "Abomination" if you want to know more than you ever wanted to know about servitors
11:05 No I'll finish my lasagna no matter what.
Zero credit given to the video creator and downloaded specifically so you can’t see the title? Crazy business
Who's the evi…
Yes
Welcome to the universe of 40k, Also is it wrong of me to feel hungry while he talked about corpse starch?