DayZ is a brutal survival game, here are just some of the ways you will meet your end when you play it!
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What ways to die did we miss?
Dress up as a moose during hunting seaaason
Last night I got domed while looking at a map in one of the towns trying to figure out where to go next.
How does red flashing food work, does it mean youll die of death randomly with high health or slowly die of death because of health running iut
Yup, died in every way…
“Be to friendly”
Yep.. that one’s me.. 🥺
i died after surviving on a full server with most of the loot taken. got lucky with 2 crates and a shed managed to find a way to get food. after like 2 hours of travel and finding chickens more food guns i end up getting knocked and robbed by a freshy cause i wasnt paying attention xD
Have a skill issue
And Daisy anyone use o negative blood
It would be hilarious if each of these ends with mauled by a bear. Like, “be a bad driver and when you wake up get mauled by a bear”
İm just laughing hardly on the number 💀💀💀
Hide in tall grass while sniping from far away
“Be a bad driver, be bad at throwing grenades, die of starvation, do some ambitious parkour, killed on sight, being too friendly” those are personal 💀
"thanks for saving my life"
"I was just keeping you fresh until I got hungry"
Real conversation I had before I got murdered and presumably cannibalized.
The poison one is BS for someone who is conscious they need to fix that
You only need one on the list, play Dayz. The game is literally a death simulator lol.
Stepped in an alleyway: that’s the New London mod
32: dying out of no where
Pov: chicogo
Be bad at throwing grenades 🙋♂️
31 reasons why I don’t play this game
How to die in Day Z:
A: do something stupid
B: do everything right and get killed anyway
It will way more funny if there's moai sounds effect when he dies
"Stabbed in an alleyway" Sounds too british to be legit
So I don't die by hydration?
the united kingdom
Stun-locked by a freshspawn has to be the most frustrating on this list…
i feel like in dayz people die to everything but zombies
Stabbed in an alleyway is just England
That's not DayZ, That's just detroit
Miss the ladder button, piss off a chad, overeat yourself to death, poke around the wrong base, didnt load your gun, didnt take care of your gun, panicked your way to an early death.
Did you make a starter guide?
Or be me. Spawn in fully geared, take a step and get headshot before the terrain even fully loads
"Stabbed in a alleyway" Very british thing to do
best short about this game. why would you play it ? – because i can bit the odds buddy, i m a survivor b*tch
Stabbed in an alleyway
Welcome to London
Rip. 🫡
Dayz is a Simulator of:
What what You do, if the Shit hits the fan.
Ppl are evil and that's in our core!
We say this is a game but think about it!
Average london citizen: