VCR Party Live! Ep. 236 – Sex Cadillac

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http://patreon.com/FoundFootageFestival This week on VCR Party, Hunktober continues with a video about the making of the 1997 Cosmo men’s calendar and some Canadian Muscle Hunks. Plus, we uncover the mystery of a tape called Dreamstealers 2, explore Atari commercials, learn of the art of dancing dirty, survive fall holidays, learn every country in the world, and drop a bombshell about House of the Dragon and our favorite local commercial jingle.

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  6. Yeah… so as far as I can ascertain, based on the video, and my own knowledge of MLM programs and their preemptive "Don't listen to your college educated friends who warn against joining MLM's and tell you that they're all pyramid schemes that only benefit those on the very top, and that statistically, it's almost impossible for you to benefit from this program, unless you recruit a large number of friends, family, and acquaintances underneath you, in which case those will be the people failing to achieve any appreciable benefit from this, so if you insist upon getting involved with a scam that will invariably cost you money, at the very least just get mixed up in a Ponzi-scheme, as there's far less legwork and fewer demands in the form of your time and effort in one of those," messaging, "I" am a dream stealer.  

    Tales of a 40 year old dream stealer: So, there have been numerous times when I've been scrolling down one of my social media account's news feeds when I've seen one of my friends (often a parent, without any formal post-high school education, who wants to make a few extra bucks while stuck at home with the kids) trying to sell off-brand tote bags or scented candles or beauty products at prices ridiculously higher than whatever their projected MSRP could possibly be; invite their friends to "parties" to watch a presentation and then buy children's books or home organizational products, vitamins,health supplements, and CBG dummies…. again at prices far above what any rational person would ever pay; or convince anyone who will bite and respond to their post to come see some get rich quick program or time-share presentation the following weekend. Well, when I see something like that, the synapses start firing, visions of warning lights start going off in my head, and something in my brain screams "even though they probably won't listen, you have to convince this poor, ignorant friend, who's about to fall prey to an MLM pyramid scheme solely because they want to make a little extra money, to NOT get involved in something that's obviously going to have a negative impact upon their life!" Well, I'm happy to say report that, at least in regard to individuals who are thinking about getting involved in one of these MLM schemes, or who have only begun recently, I have a fairly high success rate in "stealing dreams." I merely provide them with factually verifiable evidence in the forms of articles from reputable online periodicals, testimonials from people who have been conned by such programs and links to legitimate studies that that show the majority of people who get involved with such programs don't make any money, and actually often lose money when they feel obligated to purchase their own products in an effort to appease a pushy Upline, and due to the fact that their time could be spent actually engaging in a profitable activity than direct selling through an MLM program. This will often dissuade them from going any further. Regrettably however, in some cases, they're in too deep, or their MLM sponsor has warned them about people like me… Dream stealers, attempting to inform them of the dangers of MLM pyramid schemes through the use of factually verifiable empirical evidence and statistical analysis.

    So yes… I'm a Dream Stealer, because I don't like to see innocent, honest, decent people being taken advantage of by insidious MLM pyramid schemes. At best, they may make some money, but it will invariably come at the expense of other people underneath them. At worst, they'll end up spending a lot of their own money because, from the evidence I've seen, the people above them in these programs (their Upline,) can be incredibly demanding, coercive, and outright hostile towards people who don't make their sales quotas, so if the person isn't the most assertive, they may end up buying a lot of their own product. So yeah… I am a Dream Stealer, as I encourage anyone reading this to become one as well. You don't want to see your friends and social media acquaintances be taken for a ride by these MLM pyramid schemers, do you? No, of course not. Join me in using empirical evidence to convince people not to get involved in these duplicitous programs. Be a hero… steal someones unrealistic and highly fabricated dream.  They'll thank you for it later when their garage ISN'T filled with a bunch of poorly made handbags and disgusting protein bars.

    -This testimonial was brought to you by "Topple the Pyramid," an anti-MLM Scheme Dream Stealer chapter located in Southern New England

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  14. 17:47 "What do the Dutch call Dutch ovens?" Well we don't call them anything because that type of roasting pot was never used here. The American 'Dutch oven' seems to be an Americanized version of a British roasting pot.

    We never dignified the heinous act of the Dutch oven with its own term. But you WILL be tried at The Hague for committing such an atrocity.

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