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This week, the boys talk about the OfflineTV new year party, a new idea called the podcast draft, and how Ludwig was the asshole…
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00:00:00 – intro
00:00:24 – aiden is back!
00:01:55 – splashback
00:02:41 – new year, new yard
00:03:57 – welcome back to the yard
00:04:13 – aidens outfit at the party
00:05:31 – the offlinetv new year party
00:07:53 – the yard dubs
00:09:00 – ludwig scares a woman
00:10:00 – the podcast draft
00:10:40 – slime on JRE
00:12:16 – slime breaks will neff
00:15:15 – the yard basketball progress
00:15:42 – nick and the three-ball
00:16:57 – austin is fear&’s aiden
00:17:18 – nicks theory of how the yard beats fear& at basketball
00:19:19 – “oh I got stanzima”
00:21:23 – why dribble? the yard discusses
00:22:00 – slime makes basketball better
00:23:53 – how slime will beat fear&
00:24:54 – ludwig is in his “mid-20s”
00:25:29 – who is our 5th?
00:28:03 – the episodes we did without aiden
00:28:20 – russians pmcs are the yards biggest demographic
00:29:30 – ludwig & QTs christmas album is popular overseas
00:30:47 – ERITREA MENTIONED
00:31:38 – dunkins stance
00:33:00 – talking about new year resolutions
00:34:38 – slime has been a menace on saudi arabia chess
00:36:35 – slime & ludwig smoked a cigarette together
00:38:40 – cornhole championship
00:39:32 – Hello Fresh!
00:42:26 – cup pong
00:42:57 – the boys have been hooked on warzone
00:43:20 – the boys played fortnite
00:44:28 – warzone vs fortnite
00:47:56 – stinky territory
00:48:47 – slime vs will neff chessboxing
00:52:16 – people have slime trauma
00:56:42 – ludwig pretends he’s immortal among radiants at the party
00:57:55 – ludwig wants to be diamond, not immortal
00:59:00 – ludwig thinks hes the best friend in the group
00:59:28 – joshman isn’t told when the basketball starts
01:02:15 – people loved the peter episode
01:04:12 – peter has been reading the comments
01:05:03 – aiden went to australia
01:05:44 – wade shows aiden his vasectomy
01:08:12 – Ludwig’s AITA…
01:15:21 – mr beast stuck in a room for 7 days
01:17:39 – slime thinks he could’ve easily done the mr beast challenge
01:21:00 – florence ADX
01:23:09 – rats
01:24:15 – bundun
01:25:17 – we all say one resolution for 2024
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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I want slime csgo funny moment
Just watched the movie about Gran Tarismo and the main guys name is Jann but it was ruined for me bc all I heard in my head was burger yan
aimen homify the youth
I’m so disappointed I really thought Qt would be on the pod…
Dunkin Donuts supports Israel for those who are wondering lol
Krispy Kreme supports Palestine
Aiden looks like Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno if he was a confused twink
Warzone. New years resolutions are get a job, travel more, lose weight. Also yes slime is the reason i wouldnt go up to you guys
Literally listening to this at work and dunkin lmao
Fortnite is the only multiplayer game that keeps me coming back. I usually drop a game for good after a few months. (to answer their fortnite debate)
Please upload a “Best of The Yard 2023” 🙏🏻
fortnite 🤪
no way they genuinely believe warzone is a good game and think fortnite is worse
didn't qt play basketball in high school????
nick is dripping hard this episode and lud is larping as a working man
Shoutout to the Yard for giving an up and comer like LeBron James some spotlight, cant wait to see what the kid does in the next few years 🙏
im more than sure i saw slime irl but i didnt greet him because i know he hates that shit so ;(
Я обожаю двор. Мой командир сказал, что я должен это написать, иначе они бы убили мою семью. Кстати скажите Слайму приехать в Москву, у нас есть для него предложение.
aiden was so mother this episode. the girlies love him slay king 💅🏽
Usually I find Slime's toxicity endearing but this episode damn he came off like such a scum lord.
Warzone for sure. Fortnite is for gay babies.
Idea for the basketball game: Each podcast gets to draft a member of the Chuckle Sandwich as their fifth. Makes it nice and easy, since there is only two of them and they already hate each other
watchable ad read achieved once again xD
Run more. Fortnite, Warzone sucks.
These guys are comparing a single game updating over time to retail releases of different games that you have to pay for every time.
i dont think writing down your resolutions helps much. the important thing is more how you phrase your goals. you need to be able to track the progress.
any "work out more", or "eat better" resolution will be hard to track. A "go to the gym 2 times a week" is easily trackable every week and gives you instant feedback, if you are on track or not. for food stuff, any "eat fruit every 2 days", "replace 3 meals a week with a salad", "stay under x amount of calories every day", or so will be easy to track.
set an achieveable goal that you can actually check off a list and feel good about on a daily, or weekly basis. Also one that lets you know if you are not on track to make you feel slightly bad about it.
"reach out to friends more" can be done next week. "take 15 minutes every second day to respond to, or reach out to friends" can be tracked and checked off a list.
so think more about what kind of goal you set 🙂
Warzone over fortnight
Yeah, you guys reminded me to cut my toenails.
Also Ludwig, until the day I die, I will not know what my toenails smell like. That's so gross
This was a funny episode. I was surprised by the age restriction of the Peter episode but when Aiden came out with the black square over his “area 51” I thought for sure it would happen again.
I am happy Peter’s episode was so popular, he really did fit right in with the guys. He had very interesting stories and insight. If there is anybody out there that didn’t watch the mobile trivia game—- it’s a must watch! I loved it.
Ludwig, you are lucky some hardcore Italian grand moms didn’t see you clipping your nails. Those ladies collect all nail clippings and hair from haircuts because they believe they can be used for voo doo type activities. Imagine the spells they could cast with those Lud nails!
Welcome back Aiden!
See you guys next week.
apex >> fortnite and warzone
zipper a real one for that
Warzone. and Resolution: Start boxing consistently again
You're pretending to be a business person attempting to make as much money as possible for 4 clients and you draft off podcast members until you have 4 shows and a set. Seeding will initially be determined by "face members" average viewership on there main channels videos and then they will seed there sub members in order of podcasting ability.
Nick used to hate all sports and now he's playing basketball. I think we can get him to come around on pickleball.
Just checking for a friend, do we spell it "butt-mogging"?
Slime phrases coming out hard in 2024
So boys. Fortnite or warzone? I personally play neither but if i had to pick one I'd pick fortnite because now that they got the whole roblox thing going its like 10+ games in one
Warzone
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1:14:33 nah nah, best comparison is brushing teeth. Clipping nails is just being hygienic, so we have to ask: would you feel the same if someone brushed their teeth in public? It’d be a little weird, but I’m with the majority here
I've heard too many Will Neff fight stories to ever think Slime has a chance of NOT getting murdered
Jesus the Ludwig toenail clipping grocery store bench phone call story is the wildest shit I've ever heard. is Ludwig a character in a Tim and Eric sketch lmao? is he Danny DeVito with the toeknife? i don't know whether he's The Asshole or not lol but he's definitely a unique kind of person. that's definitely a new guy for the tier list. like a rare Pokemon. dubbin ambers
My new years resolution is to be healthier.
Also as a fortnite veteran (season 3 og), Warzone is so much more fun to play in it's current state.
Fortnite was good for a month this year and it's just not as good anymore. Though Fortnite Festival, aka Rock Band 5, is so fun. You guys should try it out