The world's most confusing timetable



Evan & Katelyn Heling and Emily Calandrelli discuss a question about a baffling bus.

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Emily Calandrelli: @SpaceGal, https://twitter.com/TheSpaceGal

HOST: Tom Scott.
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34 thoughts on “The world's most confusing timetable”

  1. Before reaching the answer: I'm guessing it's dependent on something like a tertiary mode of transportation with inexact scheduling (like a ferry or small plane with only a few seats), possibly volunteer-run, so there's no sense in having it run when said mode of transportation isn't exactly on time.

    Edit: At least I wasn't alone in my thinking!

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  2. Here I was thinking, how can I not know this, then I watch the video and see, ah, it's a bus route in the North East and I'm down south, so yeah, would not have been able to guess though. But it has certainly given me something to do in the future.

    Down in my area (Essex) we have a similar but not exact situation where there are two bus routes, the 63/86 which run to Mersea Island, the bridge is known to flood in high tides, thus cutting the island off. So instead both routes terminate at Peldon, which is the village just above.

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  3. First I said "tides," and then I thought "No that wouldn't be twice a week" and then I was thinking it was a bus that collects fans to Newcastle and Sunderland games, and it runs whenever either team is at home

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  4. Tom: Anyone from the Northumberland area is already screaming this.
    Me: Hmmm… County Durham must be too far south, because I have no idea.
    Emily: Tides?
    Me: Oh! It's [the name of the place, obfuscated because spoilers]!

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  5. I've never heard of this island, but the odd timetable immediately made me think of the tides. When I was playing Ingress, there was an island, inaccessible at high tide, but also off-limits between dusk and dawn, that people would compete over, trying to capture it as close to sunset as possible. Never made it down there myself, but it was always fun listening to people figure out the best time to go.

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  6. I used to holiday on Mersea Island (yes, that is the correct spelling) in Essex as my aunt and uncle lived there. It also has a causeway connecting it to the mainland. As my mother used to say, it's one of the few places where a bus could run over a jellyfish.

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  7. To the question about why not build a new bridge. Whilst it incorporates a small bridge it's a causeway, a road laid across the sands. A new bridge would have to be well over a mile long and ruin an area of natural beauty. The island itself is tiny and the current system works perfectly well for 99.99% of users. It would be a wildly disproportionate and costly change for the sake of the occasional idiot.

    It's clearly sign posted and yet I've seen people literally drive their cars into the sea at >20mph and then have to abandon them. I've not personally seen the RAF helicopters have to winch people to safety from the roof of their flooded car but a close friend has.

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