Michael is obviously, extremely tough to get rid of. Like a rash after hanging out with a truck stop waitress, he typically comes back whether you want him too or not. So what sort of options are at your disposal being a normal every day person? well lets discuss that and Michaels healing factor in todays episode!
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A true Classic – large foreheads and copyright dodging!: 00:00
Michael wants you to have a happy and celibate Halloween, Which means I would be taken out for sure: 00:58
Thank you for watching guys! Hope you have a great Halloween and be careful out there, Also if you find a black cat, make sure to pet and love it: 33:59
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A fridge. That's his kryptonite it turned out.
Fun video, would love to see more like these in the future. For now I’ll just hold out for Jason next year
10:10 Correcting this makes me feel so old, but if you take the phone off the hook it doesn't mean people calling you will be able to hear everything, it means nobody can call you. It keeps the line busy so that anybody trying to call in will just get a busy signal. It was how we prevented the phone from ringing back before phones had "do not disturb" modes. However if you have multiple phones on the same landline, then yes, you can pick up one receiver and hear everything that the other off-hook receiver is picking up, whether an outside call is connected or not.
We must feed our God gravel!!!!
Dude really said IlliNOISE. Unsubscribed
lol… that's easy… 'a financial loss'.
Im pickin a one way in and out area, and im camping with a 725 riotshield combo
Eh best way to stop him n save everyone requires slightly more technology. The Halo array. Use it to wipe out all biological life and then there will be nobody for Micheal to kill. Thus everyone is saved. I feel there’s a flaw in that….oh ya some of the rings were destroyed. Other than that pretty sure it’d work out fine.
Letting an idiot like David Greene write and direct his movies.
#InstaKill
I have a feeling Michel's regeneration is one reason he can access so much of his strength, his body doesn't need the limiter since any damage caused by reaching his full limit is healed constantly.
Also they have stated they had tried to burn, stab, shoot and even dip him in acid but he kept regenerating from it.
Do you plan on making a video about the mimics from the game prey?
Chimps, are 1.5 times stronger than humans
Well crap, the subscription thing is real … I was subscribed and checked just because and yep, I'm unsubscribed! Amazing work YouTube 10/10
Who’s here after watching Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers Death Battle!
The answer to killing Michael Myers is Jason Voorhees.
Funny thing, as an avid Adderall user, I actually incorporate stimulants in most of my plans.
Especially Bird Box, as amphetamines can trigger stimulant psychosis, which hardens the mind from external influence. Hence the crazy people surviving.
Throw him against Jason
Why is the footage reversed? Ohh nevermind…
Michael Myers is wolverine in costume change my mind lol
What I be serving up.9mm 147gr HSTs, .40cal 180gr gold dot's, and 77gr mach kings in 556.
Please explain the biology of the Mother in Barbarian.
Jason: Thanks for the tip
Chain him up. Build a church over him. Replace the chains every so often.
Bait him infront of a train.
Find the nearest source of aerated water. Bait him into it.
After decaping him, chain the body to the back of your car and drag him around for a few hundred miles. He might have chimp strength but asphalt and enough speed or distance makes the highest quality meat paste.
Heck, bait him to Chernobyl. He might have absurd healing but radiation is the ultimate horror villain.
ADHD medication is literally meth.
Depending on how hardcore his healing factor is, fire would be handy to include in the process. I'd take along everything needed to burn as much of him as possible. Obviously this wouldn't reduce him to ash even if fire is effective. If fire isn't capable of killing his cells, then it's useless; if not. get as much of it burned up as possible, and try to make sure none of the pieces of living tissue get sealed away with enough room to regenerate into their full size. For the head, I'd see about getting spikes, big ol railway ones if you can, but anything you can drive into his head. This might, hopefully, prevent his brain from regenerating in the areas obstructed by the spikes.
Micheal would have been tranquilized by a group of special forces. Then studied then weaponized and air dropped on any country they wanted terrorized.
I imagine him slashing his cords on his chute. Falling 300 feet to the deck. Getting up…. and murdering people.
Package deployed…. oh shit sir package falling..chute has failed…. uh.. nevermind. Package deployed successfully.
Micheal Myres is a 20th level chaotic evil Barbarian.
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OK, 18th level Barbarian, and 2nd level Rogue 🤣
ever do the tv series the strain?
First MatPat, now roanoke
Once you decapitate him, feed his parts into a woodchipper that empties into a cement mixer. Pour the cement/Michael mix into various buckets to dry. Bury the cement blocks on various tribal lands and national monument sights across the us via a road trip. Take the head in concrete with you to alaska and get a job fishing for crab. Dump the head there.
Hey Roanoke just letting you know for future vids samhainn is pronouced sowen/sowin/sowven depending on your celtic origins. Keep it up
Honestly you just described a great set up for a sequal in the future.
Use a gun.
I never got the cult one, like he has to kill his whole family but they make him have sex with his niece to have a baby? like which do you want townspeople
Oh, so it's basically a movie about a pedo doctor creeping on kids?
Bro can't even say dog anymore 💀
Hit him with a lot of home made napalm.
Well Roanoke, after the last sequel, I'd probably see if I could get ahold of a vet tranquilizer gun and fill it up with water that has a ton of salt in it. Let his blood pressure kill him since they turned him into a geriatric.
Also when watching this movie I noticed some palm trees in the background. Also the laundry room would have to be heated in Illinois or the pipes would freeze in winter.
wouldn't a crematorium furnace do the job? just hit Ernie up, he's sketchy