Zelda has been well-known for some over-the-top, weird characters. With the release of Echoes of Wisdom, a new weirdo is now in top contention. But can he separate himself enough from Zelda’s other top weirdo and claim the ultimate spot!?
22 thoughts on “The Battle For Zelda's BIGGEST Weirdo”
Stamp Guy is definitely a worthy challenger, but i think what gives Tingle that little extra edge still is the undertone of sinister he somehow bears in Wind Waker especially. He’s still not yet dethroned imho 😂
Tingle all the way. Stamp guy is uncreative and boring. His entire personality is he loves stamps? Scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel for ideas.
Weirdos of Zelda NOT Tingle nor Stamp Guy: ~ OOT: Phonogram man (he wants to assault the kid who messed up the windmill) Marathon man (he becomes Il Piantissimo in Super Mario Sunshine!) ~ MM: N64: The fisherman (he keeps a picture of a Gerudo in his hut!) 3DS: The invisible soldier (he becomes a Peeping Tom!) ~ WW: Maggie (she wants to develop a relationship with a Moblin!) Her Father (he despises postmen… and doesn’t remember Link like most people in TOTK!) ~ TP: Fado (YOU CAN’T ENTER HIS HOUSE! Imagine him being “the neighbor” in Hello Neighbor…) Agitha (whose only company are gold bugs; she doesn’t know that snails are mollusks!) ~ SS: The fortune teller (who looks like one of those Cabbage Patch Kids…) The Party Wheel guy (he’s rich enough to ruin Skyloft’s economy!) ~ BOTW: The creepy adult man and Zora child “couple”… (You know what? Just don’t!…) FLOWERBLIGHT GANON! (Do I need to explain?) Vilia (NOPE!) ~ TOTK: Cece (she’s needed to give Link the open hood… Ratatoskr has made a huge complaint about that…) ~ LA: The homicidal shop man… (Do I need to explain?) ~ OOS: King Moblin (whatever you do don’t p!$$ him off…) ~ OOA: The mysterious sword-making ritual guy… (VERY SUS!) ~ EOW: Blossu (suffering gender identity disorder… Help th- er.. I mean… HIM!)
I'd like to imagine the Zelda board team meeting for this one; "We need a mildly delusional manchild who operates flying apparatuses to grant the player key items in niche and often out of the way locations… yep that rings no bells, bring in the stamp guy!"
At first I found stamp guy a bit off putting and wasn’t excited to encounter him again. But now as someone who has completed the stamp rally, I admire his passion and find him a bit endearing.
Stamp Guy is definitely a worthy challenger, but i think what gives Tingle that little extra edge still is the undertone of sinister he somehow bears in Wind Waker especially. He’s still not yet dethroned imho 😂
This shorts needs a stamp of approval.
Stamp guy doesn’t grab random people off the streets, dress them in spandex and put them to work. He’s nowhere near as weird in my book.
Tingle all the way. Stamp guy is uncreative and boring. His entire personality is he loves stamps? Scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel for ideas.
As soon as I first encountered him, I immediately went: Hey wait a minute tingle you can’t fool me I know it’s you
Weirdos of Zelda NOT Tingle nor Stamp Guy:
~ OOT: Phonogram man (he wants to assault the kid who messed up the windmill)
Marathon man (he becomes Il Piantissimo in Super Mario Sunshine!)
~ MM: N64: The fisherman (he keeps a picture of a Gerudo in his hut!)
3DS: The invisible soldier (he becomes a Peeping Tom!)
~ WW: Maggie (she wants to develop a relationship with a Moblin!)
Her Father (he despises postmen… and doesn’t remember Link like most people in TOTK!)
~ TP: Fado (YOU CAN’T ENTER HIS HOUSE! Imagine him being “the neighbor” in Hello Neighbor…)
Agitha (whose only company are gold bugs; she doesn’t know that snails are mollusks!)
~ SS: The fortune teller (who looks like one of those Cabbage Patch Kids…)
The Party Wheel guy (he’s rich enough to ruin Skyloft’s economy!)
~ BOTW: The creepy adult man and Zora child “couple”… (You know what? Just don’t!…)
FLOWERBLIGHT GANON! (Do I need to explain?)
Vilia (NOPE!)
~ TOTK: Cece (she’s needed to give Link the open hood… Ratatoskr has made a huge complaint about that…)
~ LA: The homicidal shop man… (Do I need to explain?)
~ OOS: King Moblin (whatever you do don’t p!$$ him off…)
~ OOA: The mysterious sword-making ritual guy… (VERY SUS!)
~ EOW: Blossu (suffering gender identity disorder… Help th- er.. I mean… HIM!)
I'd like to imagine the Zelda board team meeting for this one; "We need a mildly delusional manchild who operates flying apparatuses to grant the player key items in niche and often out of the way locations… yep that rings no bells, bring in the stamp guy!"
The stamp guy is annoying
At first I found stamp guy a bit off putting and wasn’t excited to encounter him again. But now as someone who has completed the stamp rally, I admire his passion and find him a bit endearing.
Not comparable one is much better
GO STAMP RALLY!!!
He also has a stamped clock on his chest
Nobody cares about this guy. Stop trying to be special
Wish he had a cat named stampy
Bring tingle back
No way that dude takes tingles spot.
This guy is running/mailman tier
One of these two doesn't own slaves, so….
Stamp Guy DS games exclusive to Japan when Nintendo?
"intergenerational weirdness" describes my family perfectly
Stamp guy should be… removed fro. Existence. I hate him
I found myself immediately falling in love with stamp guy. He had competitors, as this video suggests. But THAT little dance… there's no comparison.
One is the menace of link, the other is the menace of Zelda