The Battle For Zelda's BIGGEST Weirdo



Zelda has been well-known for some over-the-top, weird characters. With the release of Echoes of Wisdom, a new weirdo is now in top contention. But can he separate himself enough from Zelda’s other top weirdo and claim the ultimate spot!?

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  1. Stamp Guy is definitely a worthy challenger, but i think what gives Tingle that little extra edge still is the undertone of sinister he somehow bears in Wind Waker especially. He’s still not yet dethroned imho 😂

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  2. Weirdos of Zelda NOT Tingle nor Stamp Guy:
    ~ OOT: Phonogram man (he wants to assault the kid who messed up the windmill)
    Marathon man (he becomes Il Piantissimo in Super Mario Sunshine!)
    ~ MM: N64: The fisherman (he keeps a picture of a Gerudo in his hut!)
    3DS: The invisible soldier (he becomes a Peeping Tom!)
    ~ WW: Maggie (she wants to develop a relationship with a Moblin!)
    Her Father (he despises postmen… and doesn’t remember Link like most people in TOTK!)
    ~ TP: Fado (YOU CAN’T ENTER HIS HOUSE! Imagine him being “the neighbor” in Hello Neighbor…)
    Agitha (whose only company are gold bugs; she doesn’t know that snails are mollusks!)
    ~ SS: The fortune teller (who looks like one of those Cabbage Patch Kids…)
    The Party Wheel guy (he’s rich enough to ruin Skyloft’s economy!)
    ~ BOTW: The creepy adult man and Zora child “couple”… (You know what? Just don’t!…)
    FLOWERBLIGHT GANON! (Do I need to explain?)
    Vilia (NOPE!)
    ~ TOTK: Cece (she’s needed to give Link the open hood… Ratatoskr has made a huge complaint about that…)
    ~ LA: The homicidal shop man… (Do I need to explain?)
    ~ OOS: King Moblin (whatever you do don’t p!$$ him off…)
    ~ OOA: The mysterious sword-making ritual guy… (VERY SUS!)
    ~ EOW: Blossu (suffering gender identity disorder… Help th- er.. I mean… HIM!)

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  3. I'd like to imagine the Zelda board team meeting for this one; "We need a mildly delusional manchild who operates flying apparatuses to grant the player key items in niche and often out of the way locations… yep that rings no bells, bring in the stamp guy!"

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  4. At first I found stamp guy a bit off putting and wasn’t excited to encounter him again. But now as someone who has completed the stamp rally, I admire his passion and find him a bit endearing.

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