A cruel mother?
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Waagghhhh mom is gon so we make you gon
woah , this one was good
"And on the eigth day, Humanity called upon Death to sharpen his Scythe for the final harvest."
Gaia was a mother, not a slave master, she raised her children, she didn't just use them for her own benefit.
All the "Gods" must be exterminated, except maybe Kelai.
So the higher gods FAFO, exterminatus supra deo!
Well, Deicide is in the cards it seems.
Commandment Number One. Thou Shalt Not Kill.
Commandment Number Two. Thou Shalt Not Steal.
And Commandment Number Three. Thou Shalt NOT FOCK WITH HUMANITY!.
AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ALL THREE!!! WOE UNTO THEE!!!
After 7th day humanity went to war
For our angry mother.
On the eighth day humanity went to war
Canada.
"Maple trees ain't making syrup anymore?"
"That's because they killed Mother Nature."
"Well we'll show'em a-boot this. Break out the Geneva Check List boys."
Russia.
"Mother Russia has been killed."
"General Winter now has heart of pure ice."
"Death to the enemies of the People!"
Germany.
"Beer no longer tastes right."
"Barley and Hops will never be the same now that Mother Nature is gone."
"Time to begin the Ultimate Solution for the Gods problem."
USA.
"Oil just dried right up."
"They say it all spilled out when they stabbed Gaia."
"So… you're tellimg me those murder'n sons of b!tches gods have our oil. Mount up boys."
Those poor, poor races that have no idea why they are getting hit with the "Reality Buster 9000 TM"
Edit: Or, in short, RB-9000 TM. It was likely created with the expectation for it to only be a "Galaxy Buster 9000 TM", or GB-9000 TM in short.
Good, thank you both. UKUK
Damn it…there has to be more…😡
Oh no, the gods have invented Atheism!
"And on the eighth day, Humanity returned the heavens to dust."
Ah, so that's were we get it from.
Shrimpily let us cook
"That's how Gaia's children all became war gods."
And on the eighth day Hephaestus lit his forge, the Marines should be back from Helheim tomorrow.
Her death left a hole in humanity. Nature abhors a vacuum and we are nothing, if not our mothers children.
And on eight humanity was wiped out because gods allied against singular threat- the end
"I am become Death, the destroyer of
worldsGods."Ah, the high gods effed around.
humans are demi Gods/Goddesses, it was our mother gift and those gift we use
And on the eighth day, humanity sat atop the gods thrones
I cant remember what it was called, but i remember a different story about gaia where an alien godess was looking for information on the humans and eventually finds the humam godess gaia, but it turns out she didnt want humans, and she has been tring to kill us but fell into a masochistic relationship with humans.
It was a really good story, and it was funny to see how unhinged the godess was at the end.
For Mother Gaia!
THIS ONE NEEDS A PART 2!!
Lesson of the story mother ain't raising no itch 😂
The universe shall know the pain of the motherless species, it shall burn in their wrath and drown in their sorrow.
Wait wait wait, so they practically made doom slayer, billions of them.
the back lash to this is going to be Biblical.