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The Nachmund Rift War is an ongoing conflict being waged by the Imperium in the Nachmund Sub-Sector.
Closely connected to the War of Beasts and War of Nightmares on Vigilus, while the Fortress World itself continues to remain largely in Imperial hands the greater Nachmund Gauntlet finds itself besieged by the Forces of Chaos.
At Sangua Terra, the Imperials sought to organize a defensive network collectively known as the Sanctus Wall. This consisted of systems that had previously served as Indomitus Crusade supply hubs which were quickly fortified in their own right. However, the stalemate would soon be broken, must to the shock of both sides. Abaddonās trusted lieutenant Haarken Worldclaimer arrived with a Black Legion army.
Lord Admiral Priscaās force soon arrived at the Grakiliod Narrow, a location that Haarkenās fleet could not bypass.
Despite heavy losses, Priscaās fleet maintained enough momentum to break through Worldclaimerās formation and burst through it on the other side. As the ships broke through, they peeled off left and right, unleashing waves of attack craft as they attacked the rear of the Chaos fleet as it was changing position. After many hours of fighting, Haarken had reorganized his fleet in a jaw-like formation ready to close on the Imperials. With his final order, hundreds of ships bore down on the Imperial armada. The exhausted loyalist Space Marines onboard stood little chance and were overwhelmed. Despite a brave final stand, the Imperial fleet was eventually annihilated.
Only a fraction of the Imperial fleet survived the battle to limp back to the Sanctus Wall. Prisca herself was thought dead, and her plan had achieved questionable results.
The Imperial commanders at the Sanctus Wall were disturbed by reports of the scale of the incoming Chaos armada. Meanwhile, the Inquisition continued to battle cults and hidden agents of Chaos within the worlds of the Sanctus Wall itself. Indeed, Sangua Terra, linchpin of the Sanctus Wall, is currently under mass invasion by Daemons.
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Straight away, Shy being pissed is worrisome. :l
Did I say something wrong in a previous community post?
I can't believe bricky talked about Cadia and Baal devastation in the first five minutes, how depraved.
INNOCENCE PROVES NOTHING.
Harold Bag-Claimer: "This shit ain't nothin' to me man. I'm movin' different."
those hive citys still have guns too
See I was thinking Renekton but traditional Trundle works too yea
Hammerstorm is the one true Harold
51:20 i am having severe deja vu
Corsairs, Necromunda, Gorka Morka. That's what I'd love to see
I like eldar, but even more so I like it when Bricky gets angry at them
27:15
Me, a 24 year old woman working her nightshift while listening to this: "I gotta get tf out of here!"
Dk is trying too hard to be funny and edgy/ironic, pls make him stop its unconftable, this will turn off people we will leave (exept we wont beocse just like google you have monoboly on fun warhamer lore)
34:05 I mean, there are ways to cheat the books, like only taking sure things. It's really easy to be a Undefeated Champion if your a Heavy Weight boxer fighting Feather Weights.
I got this from The Wire, in season 4 the cops are able to claim Record low murder rates. Gang violence is at a all time low. Shame about all the MISSING PERSON REPORTS. SURE ARE A LOT OF MISSING PEOPLE! BUT IF THERE AIN'T A BODY, THERE ISN'T A MURDER SO THEY'RE JUST MISSING PEOPLE. and then they find the bodies inside a bunch of abandoned housing and The Police Are FUCKED at the beginning of season 5.
And he made an ork world, ya know-no bigs. Lolz
We need someone to compile all of the Adeptus Ridiculous memes. Doge Vandire, illiterate Dorn, Lol lmao Kharn, Harold Worldclaimer, etc.
Harkeen Worldclaimer. We need more of this Chad sigma grind
NGL I wish we had more lore for Haarken Worldclaimer. We barely know anything about him. Is he a veteran from the Great Crusade? How did Abaddon recruit him?
So many unanswered questions…
I hope DK won't have an impregnation-themed poster made… That would be a bit too much! š
Palpatine worldclaimer
So the Galactic Plane is the Grand Line, and above and below are the Calm Belts.
If you guys can make Legally-Distinct Yvrainne you can ABSOLUTELY make Harold Bagclaimer
Harold isn't even his name, it's Harkon. WHAT IS GW GONNA DO
But, how will the nachmund war effect the trout population??
Celestine: "You gotta go hawk thuat and put some flames on that thing!"
Damn, I had the same thought as DK regarding bells and rats.
Baal is currently under construction. Itās rebuilding the damage from the hive fleet along with building to be the hub of the imperium on that side of the rift so while the hive fleet devastated the planet, it is recovering slowly but itās surviving.
Aside from the fantastical reasons, leaving the galactic plane would require an enormous amount of energy. Think of how much is required to get a rocket outside of Earthās atmosphere and then imagine that on the scale of a galaxy. The Milky Way and other galaxies are shaped the way they are because of their weight in the fabric of space and you would have to overcome that to go āunder or overā anything within the galactic plane. The ships of the any faction besides Tyranids may not even be capable of leaving
Ian as Vect might be a better option
We here hun
genestealer cults fill the skaven role in 40k unfortunately š
As a 23 year old night shift worker, 27:23 hit me like a freight train when I looked in the mirror.
The fleet size being weird reminds me of Halo 2s opening, with Hood saying "the fleet that destroyed Reach was 50 times this size", which when he said it was wrong because Fall of Reach said it was about 100 ships, but because he said it they retconned it to be like, 500 instead
48:45 stop stop…I can't get any more erect!
I love learning about knight planet West Virginia
Man, Shy really needs to get laid ASAP
Correction for DK. This is 40k so it's Deus Imperator Ex Machina for when the Indominatus fleet shows up in time to save the day.
Make an speed freekz game video?
Wasn't the yummy flesh c'tan called "Klandagor" or something?
Imagine being a Guardsman on a world near the Great Rift and suddenly pigs are flying and snowflakes start falling in 150Ā°F weather
When you hire an artist who CLEARLY has furry experience. My favourite poster boy is still Fulgrim, but who can object to placing just under Fulgrim?
Honestly I don't believe in Worldclaimer Grindset, I uphold the Sigmar Grindset
21:17
Bro you can't keep calling me out like that